Arizona / UofA | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Nick McClure, U of A Liar

July 2, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Scottsdale 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Long short story: Nicholas McClure (Nick) wanted to hook up with me, despite the fact he is not really into non-white geeky ladies like me and I wasn\’t really interested in a one-night stand, FWB or NSA, but I finally relented. After we got drunk while I was on meds, he did some risky things I requested, he took video (without asking me), he left a hickey and two bruises on my left breast, and I reconsidered my position on the FWB agreement he proposed, he said that what happened was fun, but he really didn\’t want to do it again. He went on about how terrible he felt after watching those videos, that he deleted them and wished me luck with my stuff because he talked to his ex and he wanted to get back with her. What took me over the edge was that he gave me advice on finishing school because it \”will help improve my life and my potential opportunities too”. Not only he made me feel like a worthless slut because I hooked up with him, but he made me feel like a complete loser dropout when in reality I took a couple months\’ break due to burnout and I was going back. Because of that stuff and my anxiety, I cried for more than five hours. I really don\’t care about the dude besides the fact he was cute (he’s an U of A fratboy and admitted to potentially assaulting another student). Sorry dude, but every man who makes me cry for any reason doesn’t realize I get stronger and ready for a fight. I’m sorry your ex will fall for your crap again.

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Tubby Tabby Is Back In Tucson

June 25, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 56




THE DIRTY ARMY: Guess who is back living in Tucson. That’s right Bull frog Tubby Tabby! He so call love of her life/ pump/ sugar daddy left her & kick her to the curbside! Now she has no where to go but once again she is back to being a stripper & working at TD’s West or Tens to make her wannabe money. Poor Tubs! Maybe one day a man Will respect you until then guys keep you Greg out of the cum dumpster!!!!

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520′s Grimiest!

June 23, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 32

THE DIRTY ARMY: If you don’t already know who this fat disgusting pig is it’s the pretend famous Jalal Al-Ajam! Tucson, AZ’s Grimiest! This low life bastard goes around sleeping with girls spreading drdS!!! LADIES!!! DO NOT FALL FOR HIS LAME, BUSTED ASS GAME!!! This guy thinks he’s so damn fine with his ridiculous hipster glasses and lice infested beard! I’ve never met anyone so gross! Yuck! This idiot also claims to be famous because strangers like pics of his ghetto, tacky, ugly shoes on instagram! Haha he’s such a joke! People beware of this lying, cheating, dirty, sick, piece of shit, broke bastard! He ruins lives!!!

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Tucson Car Scene

June 17, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 26

THE DIRTY ARMY: Angela Taylor of Tucson Arizona. She is one of the biggest two-faced, backstabbing, manipulative, Homie hoppin, Attention Whore Drama Queens of this generation. If there is any kind of drama in the “Car Scene” you can bet your ass this little bitch is involved. She has to be the center of everything. If she’s not, well then you can bet your ass that she is gonna create shit just so she can be in the center of it. Now let me get to the guys. She is what you call the modern day Homie Hopper. She will come out one night with one guy and say that she’s dating him, and then the next weekend she would be coming out with some other guy. This girl is only 17 years old and has probably fcked more guys than a prostitute on Hollywood Boulevard. So if you don’t want your own name slandered and rumors spread about you, then steer clear of this chick. She is bad news, and will go around Talking shit about anyone that she doesn’t like and spreading rumors about people she even considers her “Friends”. So this is a fore warning to anyone in the car scene to stay away from this chick.

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Hypochondriac Cheater

June 5, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: This nasty sloot is a major hypochondriac. She’s ALWAYS sick or has something wrong with her. Its because she has daddy issues so she needs the attention. She never brushes her teeth or her fish trap. She claims to be allergic to soap. She\’s just nasty. She befriends girls and then gossips about them behind their backs. She has her husband wrapped around her finger. Before she got with Travis she would get with random men and tell them to cm inside her because she wanted to get knocked up and when they try and dump her she would claim she\’s pregnant. Also it’s not that shocking but Travis isn’t even her daughter’s father. She cheats on him all the time but he is in denial. Julie prides herself on being an ex her*in addict yetshe pops pain pills and when she runs out she goes back to the ER to get more. Julie Fucks a guy at her fast food job in the freezer. Nasty. Julie is a narcissist that feels like she has to prove her life is better than yours. Julie fled state because she is determined to make Travis father a little girl that isn’t his and no one could tell him where he is that she isn’t his. Alright Nik let’s put this hypochondriac cheating home wrecking sloot on blast!

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John Clark III Is A Womanizer And Junkie

May 26, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 59

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is John Clark III from Tucson Arizona. He is a womanizer and junkie. He cheated on his Ex countless times and stole money from all his friends. He has never held a job from more then a month. Doesn’t have a car or a house. Not even a apartment to live in. He lives with is Mom. He has been on drugs for as long as I can remember. Drinks non stop and sleeps with any Tucson slut he can find at the Cow Pony. The sex wasn’t even that good. Small and uncut dick. His last girl friend kicked him to the curb. The girl he is with now can’t stand him and will soon dumb his ass. He has cheated before and will cheat again. He will take all your money and do drugs with it. Steal all your friends and act like it’s all fun and games. I just wanted other girls to know how much of a dirt bag John Clark III is. Ladies please don’t fall for his lies like I did. He is a jerk and coke head. He will always put the drugs before anyone else. Trust me. He tok everything from me. Thank You Nik for letting me put him on blast.

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Kinsey Larry

May 22, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik she is the dirtiest hoe in Tucson Kinsey Larry no telling how many drd’s she’s had she’s a so called mother to one that has a daughter teaching her the same tricks she’s got up her fat folds she sleeps with all of her friends men and just a home wrecker and prides herself on being a side hoe and her poor daughter following in her footsteps looking up sex for 9yr olds she’s smokes glass and give strange men head in public bathrooms so watch yourself me and the my boys already had a train on that make sure you strap up

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Hello World, I Get Down

May 22, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 36

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well this is Ashley AK….Ashley will let you smash her at any point in time!! The tells her story. She sent this picture to my boyfriend friend phone knowing he has a girlfriend…Then she always on facebook sad because she doesn\’t have a man….You wonder why!!!

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