Thursday 20th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Douchebag in Tucson

June 10, 2013 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 7 5,766 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Nick Sherman A.K.A. Tyler Hoffman. I was his girlfriend and a month after we broke up a girl messaged me on Facebook telling me I had been getting played for the past 2 months. So we talked and she revealed everything. He was using some other guys name as an alias and made a fake Facebook, even used his pictures and statuses. This girl knew him by Tyler and had just found his real name and Facebook when she contacted me. She wasn’t the only one. It just so happens she knew another girl that told her she was seeing him and found out about one more girl who was also seeing him at the same time. That’s 3 girls he was cheating on me with!! He’s like a walking drd and who knows if there were more girls he was seeing. He’s also a compulsive liar…apparently he was living a second life the whole time he was with me and made up detailed stories about having cancer and his parents dying etc, all of which isn’t true. I was the only girl that knew his real life. He’s pretty delusional…he pretended to be a totally different person and failed to mention he had a girlfriend! Watch out for this guy he’s dirty and you can’t trust a word he says!

That last pic is from a solo ‘tough mudder’ mish.  I decided.- nik



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Tucson Home Wrecker

June 6, 2013 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 45 6,286 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, you never know whatva real whore id till one fuks you and your friends and rips your heart out. This is Cassandra Salazar. She works at Curves as a waitress and will fck anything alive. She will lie straight to your face when youre dating and when you go down there most likely you werent the last person inside her. She calls anyone baby in hopes to ride their dick. She cheated on me, my best friend and countless great guys before, the worst part is is she has a guy thats deployed right now who thinks he has an innocent girl to come home to while shes fcking half the guys in tucson. So please for the love of god. If you see this tiny titted homie hopper. Turn around and walk away, oh yea by the way she makes you fck without a condom and lets everyguy come in her.

Guess her secrets out.  Someone help a soldier out and clue that guy in.- nik



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Sabastian With Extras

June 4, 2013 Arizona / UofA, Dirty Craigslist, Tucson 3 5,461 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik I was with Sabastian for over a year and engaged, and the whole time this douchbag was using Plenty of Fish and Craigslist to cheat on me. Everytime I caught him and would call him out on it, he would come up with some lie about how he’s just talking to friends or it was an old email. EMAILS ARE TIMESTAMPED! I ended up pretending to be a girl from craigslist and he took the bait! He sent his dick pictures and denied being engaged! I tried on multiple occasions to leave this dirtbag but he would hit me, tell me he was gonna  himself, slashed my tires, abuse my dogs, and would tell me my family would never take me back. Now that I’ve left, he’s emailing all the accounts that I faked emailed him from. He’s a no good, dirty, man sloot, works at Jack in the Box and is on intense probation. STAY AWAY GIRLS AND DON’T BELIEVE HIS LIES! He hasn’t only done this to me, but his last two girlfriend’s too!! ONCE A CHEATER ALWAYS A CHEATER!

Can’t trust a guy who sleeps on a floor.- nik



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Seriously Bro

June 3, 2013 Arizona / UofA, Westside-AZ 10 7,317 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: USER AND ABUSER JOSEPH PATINO AKA TOOTHLESS JOE is down right dirty. This guy is so lame. He thinks he is white AND claims he rides moto which clearly he does NOT. Check out that fuckin beer gut. HELLO. This dude also tries to sleep with all kinds of girls or talks to them while having a Chic. He will use anyone to get ahead and cause drama.He cant even stand up for himself and has to call a buddy to back him up… Yeah dont let those tattoos fool you. Seriously what do girls see in a fake tough guy him. Would you even hook up with this?

Two handed selfies are for the gays.- nik



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UPDATE: Hoodrats Of The Tuc

June 3, 2013 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 24 7,638 Views

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Towels mean leakage.  Someone should post the brave soul who pushed through it (by brave I mean desperate).- nik



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Once A Cheater Always A Cheater

May 31, 2013 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 10 6,346 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik I’m surprised this ass hasn’t been on here yet. Meet Matt Bean, The lowest piece of sh*t I have ever met. He’s dated a couple of my friends and cheated on ALL of them. He cheated on one of them with a stripper and the only reason we found out was because one of his loud mouth friends who was with him spread the word. He’s cheated on his current girlfriend countless times with some slut named Jordan and had her believing that he would leave his current girlfriend after nursing school was over because she’s the reason he’s passing. He even asks her to come over when his girlfriend is at work. The only reason he got into nursing school was because he had his girlfriend do all his assignments for him. He’s at the strip club or with another b*tch as much as he can because his girlfriend doesn’t give him any apparently. He’s an alcoholic and has done every drug in the book I don’t know how he even functions.

Ain’t that the truth.- nik



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