Arizona / UofA | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Tucson Ratchet

May 12, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson, Westside-AZ 101

THE DIRTY ARMY: TUC-TOWN WARNING: AVOID THIS STALKER AT ALL COST! I ran into her a few months back at a party and she gave me some sob story about needing a ride home. My kindness was wasted on this beast. Within 5 minutes of her getting in my car, she tried to shove her hand down my pants, begging to get fcked because “it been so long” and how it would stay our little secret. She cant get the hint she being ignored, she blowing up every social media account I have, to keep herself relevant. Rachel, you’ve been with all my homies, I aint down to be eskimo brothers with the rest of AZ!

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You’re no Model Revision

May 12, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 28

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is what she really looks like when she doesn’t handpick the photos and suck in her gut . She really is a super star, a surprising resemblance to Miss Piggy? Maybe a distant relative? Cochina! Hahahaha

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You’re no Model

May 8, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 186

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this little Tucson Hoe Is named YAYA MONROE, thinks she’s some kind of supermodel, she’s just a SCARY ASS HOE!!! Blocks girls she’s afraid of on Facebook, always runs her mouth but when you see her in public she runs!!! Check out her and her model friends hahahahaha!!! She thinks everybody likes her but her own closest friends talk shit about her, saying how she is nothing but drama, an embarrassment, they don’t even talk to her like she says and she doesnt even fight her own battles haha likes to instigate and then run. She posts all gangster on Facebook and then she cries to her boyfriend about how mean everyone is to her and how she just wants to move away! AND she thinks he is faithful to her, but he is a Tucson Rapper, so he is more of a hoe than she is!! Shut your SCARY LITTLE MOUTH YAYA and I’m sure you will start calling all over town to try and find out who posted this about you, but maybe you need to look in your own circle because they all fucking hate you and they laugh at you and your model pics!!! MODEL MATERIAL??? Judge for yourself Nik

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Dallas Aleman

May 5, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 27


THE DIRTY ARMY: This dude Dallas is always out with a different chick every weekend. He had his main chick Jasmine but she’s to dumb to realize what he doing behind her back. I slept with him thinking he was really into me come to find out he was just trying to hit it and quit it. This Asshole gave me and a couple other girls drd and when confronted about it all he said was you shouldn’t have opened your legs so ladies beware of this ass. It all night sound to good to be true and that’s because it is. Watch out for Dallas Aleman

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Viviana Hernandez

April 30, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 128


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl likes to run around claiming to be a good Christian girl and spamming her Facebook timeline with hypocritical religious bullshit while going around telling people about all the married men she’s slept with. I work with her at the distribution center and she won’t fcking shut up about it but the second a guy comes around it’s all “absentince before marriage.” Yeah, right, whore. Ten second go you were just talking about fcking a married man. She’s even been pursuing one of our coworkers who’s married and has a son. She knows it and wo’t leave him alone. At first he considered reporting her to human resources but now he’s struggling not to find all her shameless flirting flattering. He told his sister and when the sister went off on her she had the nerve to tell the girl she was pathetic for not having kids yet and she felt sorry that was his sister (his sister raised him and just finished getting a law degree). A real fcking skank and a shit person to boot. Shes a U of A student but I don’t know how when she’s that ucking stupid. She dresses like a $2 whore and finishes every sentence with God bless. Richie can you bless me and all my coworkers by putting this hypocritical skank on blast? She’s earned it.

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Tucson Pony

April 29, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this whores name is Margie and she seriously is the biggest slut I’ve ever met! Talk about flavor of the week, this bitch has flavor of the hour! A close friend of mine fucked her and she said she got that roast beef pssy! She’s a trap for men all around because they think she’s sweet and innocent but if you knew her at all you’d know she doesn’t shower often enough and that she has these brown stains on her teeth and also she doesn’t shave her armpits. Disgusting whore! Fellas if you’re looking to get lucky she works at Joes Crab shack and Subway both in Tucson. But if I were you I wouldn’t touch that skank with an 80ft pole.

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Freshman Baby

April 27, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Dallas 43

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl is an all around whore. She’s slept with over 30 guys then in college ended up pregnant (shocker) she’s on cr*ck and been doing cocain since freshmen year of high school. She’s so fat now and her poor daughter is so ugly. She’s a terrible mom and her baby daddy isn’t even around. This child needs to be taken away from this cracked out slut. She sleeps with people for money and dropped out of college to pursue porn. She needs to go to jail and stop fcking everything

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Too Pretty For Him

April 25, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 33

THE DIRTY ARMY: Kristin has not learned anything from her mistakes she is back with her 40 yr old that treats her like crap and sleeps with many different women. Kristyn you know he is in it just for the pu*** I had to listen to you cry about how hurt you were and now your back having no respect for yourself. You were just with 2 great dudes recently WTD happened? Oh wait that’s right you want to be his next baby momma. Just know no one will for get about your “artistic” pu••• pics you out on the net not even him. Good luck!

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