I Thought Vamps Sucked Blood

January 31, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 40 9,812 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, I’d love to introduce this little piece of wonder. Her name is Kelsey Diane Harris, aka Lilith the SUCK-ubus. All throughout 2013 I watched this snake sneak her way into just about every one I know’s pants. Shes seen more genitalia than a lonely fat man’s desktop during summertime. The best, or worst part of it is.. she BELIEVES she needs it. No, not in a sex addiction sort of way either. Nope. This jackwang coocoo believes the “dark demon succubus”, Lilith, has possessed her and given her the CCD (Cock Craving Disorder). To start with, I noticed her start surfacing in the Tucson, AZ “Metal Scene” during the beginning of 2013. She seemed like an innocent little blue eyed girl, but then I started seeing a trend. She was a little too friendly with just about every guy at The Rock, and always in some drama with the ladies. Turns out, she turns trick for Marijuana, alcohol, LOCAL BAND’s concert tickets, rides, or pretty much anyone who has an open bed and some kind of controlled substance. I would have never believed the stories if she hadn’t have bribed me with a quick bathroom handy for a vodka. To add coals to the crazy pit, “Lilith” is not only a “Tuc-Town” CCD succubus, she also believes she’s a “VAMPIRE”. Yes, a blood sucking, sun hating, God revolting, VAMPIRE. She calls herself a HYBRID VAMPIRE, whatever that means. Did I mention her bisexual “Elder Vampire” slavemaster Ivan Valentine? Maybe later. I’m dropping this dirt to further stop her reign of terror. I’ve seen her play hearts just to get to a few guy’s friends. To recap, KELSEY LILITH HARRIS (as on fb), is a hybrid vampire demon succubus from Tucson, AZ who is willing to suck, screw, and lick anyone for alcohol/drugs, or anything else of value to her at the moment. She’ll sleep on your couch for a week without a shower, because she thinks her shit smells like roses. If you are in Tucson, AZ and run into her, get checked.

Daywalker…- nik

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Tabby Funk and her Rachet GF

January 24, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 45 9,781 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik these girls do everything to get attention its ridiculous there nasty and fuck every rapper that comes down to tucson, they are known in tucson and to top if off they think there badd being strippers its a mess

No +2′s…does that mean they’re not strippers.- nik

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Tucson Coug

January 21, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 21 6,298 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Tucson Arizonas DIRTIEST stripper. Jasmine Carter you can find this whore sucking and fcking anyone that will give her 5 dollars for coke hero*ne or oxyto*in. So if you’re looking for a 5 dollar fuck stop by Curves Cabaret in Tucson Arizona for the gift that keeps on giving.

Tucson overlooks the age limit.- nik

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Chunky Cheater

January 15, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 10 6,666 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: This fat whore Amanda Stazer is a homewrecking slut. Cheats on her husband constantly and is out at bars mostly putneys picking up on anyhing with a dick instead of taking care of her kids. Not to mention this fat whore lives at her parents and works as a pathetic walgreens clerk. Winner

Why would anyone get married while living at their parents?- nik

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I Had You’re Man Emma

January 15, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 269 7,906 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Emma from Tucson, Arizona. She thinks she has a great life and she acts like it on FaceBook. She is fat and a drunk. Her man John Clark III is a bum. Never works and is a drunk. I would fuck him at there house while she was there. We would fck while she was at work. She thought all along we were just friends. Emma I had your man and always will. He was never yours. You can’t keep him happy.

Ouch.- nik

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Another Swag Forgy

January 3, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 13 7,827 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik this is Joshua Xavier Kimbell. He is such a piece of work where do I begin? So he has a pregnant fiance that has been in and out of the hospital and while she is away he constantly is cheating. Getting girls numbers trying to bring them over to “his place” when in reality they live together. He drives her car to go meet up with these girls. He tells them all that they are not together when in reality they are Tucson please beware of this poor excuse of a man.

Pull your pants up star shine.- nik

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Kayla Deaton

January 2, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson, Westside-AZ 36 10,626 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Kayla Ann Deaton is the nastiest bitch ever she fucks any guy and she is still married. And her baby daddy is in prison and she is still with him telling him that she is being faithful. She doesn’t even know how to show herself correctly nor take care of her children. She takes people for granted that were there for her and helped her out the most she is a worthless pile of shit that only cares about herself. She sends pictures of herself to everyone..

Is she wearing bottoms?- nik

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Tucson’s Delusional Babymomma

January 2, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 9 10,907 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this hoe is ratchet fuk- marilyn santell. Tucson needs to know how dirty this skank is. ill start from the beginning. she was with her man “drop” for a hot minute and got knocked up and gave birth. She then cheated on Drop with his best friend. After 3 years of secrets Drop finally dropped her raunchy azz and got himself in a better relationship with a younger but good girl. Marilyn kept screwing around with other guy(s) and caught venereal disease(s). The dude she was banging(best friend) leeched off her ass till she went broke and she crawled back to baby daddy. she threatened to take the kid and leave him alone if he didnt take her back. This hoe is the most selfish bitch ive ever met. She doesn’t give a shit about her daughter. She only acts like it in front of other people. its easy to see how selfish and materialistic this bitch is. she wears a mac forcefield while her poor kid is dressed scrubby. they spend all their hard earned cash supporting tucsons methhead strippers and brag about it. the only people that matter in this world are herself and her druggy ex. this bitch thinks shes hot shit and classy (so she claims). she uploading pix of her nasty,grimey,pimply black ass on her dudes instagram. check out their facebooks to see how they solicit all their drama to everyone. dont share every moment of your life if you dont wanna end up on the dirty. working with her was the worst 8 months of my life. all she ever did was bitch and moan about her crappy life and her recent fucks. she doesnt wanna change at all she loves being a ghetto hoodrat.

Those eyebrows must leak if she takes too many steps.- nik

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