Arizona / UofA | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Heather Murchison

April 1, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Westside-AZ 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl Heather murchison is a fat nasty slut!!!!! not only is she the ugliest thing walking around tucson but she thinks she is beautiful and gods gift to the world! she sent my friends man naked pictures of her and they werent even talking like that they were just friends and one day he wakes up and finds a text from her of her naked fat body. it was so disgusting that he deleted it within 2 seconds. but this isnt the first time because she also sent my friends brother naked pictures and he got so disgusted he deleted her on facebook and blocked her number. she likes to send naked picture after talking to someone for a week. even if they are just talking as friends. this bitch had the nerve to write my friend and tell her she is sorry a year after she sent the pictures to her man and then tell her a week later that my friends man begged for them when in all honesty he never even asked for a picture of her face. when he got those pictures his girl was right there so she knew that she sent them out of no where. she says that she sent them because she was in a bad place popping pills but then wants to say he begged her for them. she is trying to break my friends family up when she is just wasting her time. this girl is a disgraced to all women. im surprised she isnt on here already.

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Mayra Galvan South Tucson

March 28, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Mayra Galvan Tucson biggest slut. I’ve seen her fck 80% of South Tucson. Everyone hates her because she thinks she is the hottest shit. Throws herself at ‘famous’ artists because she believes it’s cool. She’s only making herself look desperate. Looks for guys with money who are Tucson’s baddest drug ‘dealers’ but dumb asses aren’t shit. Back to this monkey looking whore who knows everyone hates her but still a two faced bitch. She is leaving to Chicago and I’m pretty sure she has at the very least two or three stds. Please put her ass on blast.

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A Walking Problem

March 27, 2014 Arizona / UofA 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik… This guy gave me an drd! I thought he was super funny so I started talking to him. We hit it off but then came the intimacy. 1) His dick smelt bad (he should really shower or something), 2) he needs to learn how to kiss (and chew gun cause his breath wreaked) and 3) that scumbag gave me a drd! Did I mention his voice is hideous?! He sounds like Kermit the Frog and he thinks he’s so cool because he’s in the Army. He is a loser who works at Wells Fargo and trrrries to hit on young girls and “thinks” he has a big dick. WRONG. Tucson ladies… he is a U of A alumni who prowls on naïve, undergraduate girls. He’s in Missouri right now but when he gets back, I’m sure his nasty penis will be on the prowl. BEWARE!

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Shrek AKA Samantha Strange

March 27, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson, Westside-AZ 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Attention DirtyArmy this is Samantha Molina AKA Samantha Strange along with her boyfriend Marcos Yanez “Rhyno”. She is a homewreking whore who broke up 5+ year relationship that Marcos was in. She knowingly slept with him and dated him knowing he was lying to and coming home to his fiance of again 5+ years. She constantly is making threats to jump and/or fight his now ex fiance but yet every time the ex fiance steps to her Shrek (Samantha) is nowhere to be found. She loves to talk a big game but clearly cant back it up. Shes a gross, nasty excuse for a female. Its known that shes nasty because an drd test was able to prove that she has at least 2! (Check yourself sweetie) Funniest part of this all is she is now trying to be EXACTLY like his ex fiance! She is dying her hair the same, dressing the same,Doing her nails the same, suddenly having the same exact interests, she even got similar tattoos! Shrek (Samantha) also is seen loving the taste of his ex fiance due to the fact that she is licking the tattoo on his chest that was for his ex that his ex drew for hm for Valentines day! On To Mr “Rhyno” he has yet to mention to samantha that he had a son with his ex fiance! She is a disgrace to the strange music family and to Harley Quinn/Joker/Batman fans.

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Gums, Rolls, and Clinger

March 27, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I wanted to warn the people of Tucson of this nasty, clingy whore. Just because I text you now and then, does NOT mean I want to marry you! I will admit, in my (very) drunken stupor I decided to go to bed with her…and woke up to this horror of a person. Do not be fooled by the caked on makeup and baggy clothes, there are in fact rolls under there! And her face…that gummy smile…those painted on eyebrows. I’m still having nightmares! She has big tits but it doesn’t count when they are part of your stomach. Men please be forewarned, you do NOT want to go down this route…or you will end up regretting it like I am.

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Stuck Up Snob Leilani Haro

March 26, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Westside-AZ 55

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this stuck up snob thinks her shit dont stink. She acts like she has this perfect life and nothing is wrong. She claims to have been with the same guy for 8 years. She forgets that they have both broken up with each other numerous times so its no where near 8 years or being perfect. He cheats on her all the time and she is ok with it and never leaves him.At the same time she has cheated on him and acts like she is miss perfect and can do no wrong. Doesn’t sound like a perfect relationship that she puts off. She thinks she is the best mom in the world and has all the answers to where she needs to tell everyone how to live their life. She claims to never go out but yet all you hear about is how she is going out with her friends. So please tell me how this is a good mom. She will push her son off on anyone that will baby sit. She claims to be this hard working woman when all she does is watch her cousins before and after school. but yet has the nerve to talk crap about stay at home mothers. she cant even get a real job or her own place she is 27 years old living at home with her baby daddy who doesn’t do shit all day but play video games and her son. She is so accomplished in life huh??? they are supposed to be getting married in july we will see if this happens. The sad thing is she bought her own engagement ring and tells everyone that he bought it for her. No one is that stupid he has no job how would he buy it. its not like this will fix their problems he will never fully commit to her which is probably why she bought herself the ring and he will continue to cheat on her. she will continue putting up with it. Its funny how she always posts about how in love her and her man are but you never see him post anything about her. Funny huh you think she would get the hint. She is so annoying especially with her down syndrome ass face it bugs me to even look at her. its difficult to see in this picture because she photo shops everything when you meet her in person its like a horror show. Shes one of the people that look better on facebook and still doesn’t look good. She is very 2 faced she will say that she is a close friend but yet she will be talking shit about you behind your back. All of you beware she is like an annoying fly that keeps buzzing in your ear . She will try to get your friends to dislike you and try to bring you down to make herself feel better about her pathetic life but in the end she is always going to be the pathetic one with a no good boyfriend that always cheats on her.

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Up n Coming Trash of Tucson

March 26, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 38

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! So this new stripper is name Alyssa Marie… She works at TD’s west here in Tucson. She is a big hoe! She does waitressing only because she saids she has a man now, but really she gives lap dances on the side… And a little bit more! She thinks she is the Shit here at the club and tells everyone how she is a model…. I guess every girl that becomes a stripper thinks there models now. She is always name dropping.. this bitch is wack as Fck & needs a reality check!!

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Kappa Kappa Witch

March 24, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Scottsdale 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Anna Rabold is the biggest desgrace to kappa kappa gamma. Where should we start? Her annoying voice or the fact that she whines to her daddy about her first world problems? she is the definition of visa visa mastercard. LOL. besides the fact that she couldn’t afford any credit card. Bitch can barely afford to travel around Europe it’s a shame really.

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