THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, I’d love to introduce this little piece of wonder. Her name is Kelsey Diane Harris, aka Lilith the SUCK-ubus. All throughout 2013 I watched this snake sneak her way into just about every one I know’s pants. Shes seen more genitalia than a lonely fat man’s desktop during summertime. The best, or worst part of it is.. she BELIEVES she needs it. No, not in a sex addiction sort of way either. Nope. This jackwang coocoo believes the “dark demon succubus”, Lilith, has possessed her and given her the CCD (Cock Craving Disorder). To start with, I noticed her start surfacing in the Tucson, AZ “Metal Scene” during the beginning of 2013. She seemed like an innocent little blue eyed girl, but then I started seeing a trend. She was a little too friendly with just about every guy at The Rock, and always in some drama with the ladies. Turns out, she turns trick for Marijuana, alcohol, LOCAL BAND’s concert tickets, rides, or pretty much anyone who has an open bed and some kind of controlled substance. I would have never believed the stories if she hadn’t have bribed me with a quick bathroom handy for a vodka. To add coals to the crazy pit, “Lilith” is not only a “Tuc-Town” CCD succubus, she also believes she’s a “VAMPIRE”. Yes, a blood sucking, sun hating, God revolting, VAMPIRE. She calls herself a HYBRID VAMPIRE, whatever that means. Did I mention her bisexual “Elder Vampire” slavemaster Ivan Valentine? Maybe later. I’m dropping this dirt to further stop her reign of terror. I’ve seen her play hearts just to get to a few guy’s friends. To recap, KELSEY LILITH HARRIS (as on fb), is a hybrid vampire demon succubus from Tucson, AZ who is willing to suck, screw, and lick anyone for alcohol/drugs, or anything else of value to her at the moment. She’ll sleep on your couch for a week without a shower, because she thinks her shit smells like roses. If you are in Tucson, AZ and run into her, get checked.