THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I can’t believe this undercover drd isn’t on blast by now. Meet Kenneth Carreon, an wannabe DJ from Tucson who goes by the name DJ Kspacely, and the cockiest person you’ll ever meet. He is always blasting on slooty girls but is a man sloot himself. He always invites girls to parties on facebook and plays it off like he isn’t banging them and then when he does, he never talks to them again (trust me I know). Kenny and I hooked up a year ago, so lucky for me he has to figure out which of the 98 girls he’s banged in the past year is me, good luck. He thinks he’s the hottest shit alive and is nothing but a wannabe DJ Blend. Girls watch out for this sly sloot or you might catch something.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet whitney! she just turned 19 and uses a fake ID to get in every single strip club, bar, casino you can think of! she will do anything to get what she wants! she is a major h**oine addict with her “girl friend” but yet they fck all the time!!! whitney flaunts around her tits like they’re amazing when theyre saggy as F**k!! she cheats on all her boyfriends and then gets mad when they do the same thing! whitney acts like shes all badass and hard, when she is also a mom but never spends time with her daughter she would rather do drugs, get drunk and fck than see her! i feel bad for her kid! watch out tucson this wh*re is loose

I feel bad for her scalp, those color treatments can’t be healthy.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl used to be sweet. She used to be nice because she was insecure and she had ever right to be: This girl is greasy nasty and hairy plus she never showers.. She got a much needed make over and cut bangs to cover her enormous 6-head (five wouldn’t do it justice) she became extremely full of herself. She started really slutting around town and fcked a guy and his best friend in the same week but dumped them both for her drug dealing loser new boyfriend. She failed out of the u of a in her first semester because she could became a drug addicted loser. Now she works as a bar tender and gained an enormous amount of weight. Unfortunately for her it all went to her gut cause she still has a flat ass and an even flatter chest. the pimples on her chest stick out further than both her ity bities combined. Although she is now a blonde who can forget her brunette wanna be porno phase, when she went under the pseudonym Balthazar demonia and was rejected by suicide girls. Check her out

I wonder what kinda fruita she stuffed in her shirt.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK THIS B*TCH ANNIE THINKS SHE IS BETTER THAN EVERY OTHER GIRL OUT THERE! SHE HAS A ONE YEAR OLD SON AND BARELY TAKES OF HIM!SHE ACTS LIKE SHE IS THE BEST MOM ON THE PLANET AND LIKE SHE CAN DO IT BETTER THAN ANYONE!! SHE DOES SO MUCH DRUGS AND DRINKS EVERY CHANCE SHE GETS! SHE HOOKS UP WITH MANY DIFFERENT GUYS AT ONCE! AND WILL TELL THEM SHE WANTS TO BE WITH THEM BUT GOES AND FCKS SOMEONE ELSE!!!! SHES 21 BUT ACTS LIKE SHE IS 16. SHE IS JUST A SLUT WHO GETS AROUND WITH EVERY SINGLE GUY SHE CAN AND ALL OF THEM ARE YOUNGER THAN HER CUZ GUYS THINK SHES PSYCHO AND TOO MUCH WORK AND IS JUST LOOOKING FOR A BABYDADDY!!! YOU WANT SOME YOU CAN GET IT FROM HER!!!

So much for play dates.  That kids socialization needs went out the window.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Kristi McD. This slut right here is just trashy. She thinks she can just get with any guy and play the shit out off them. She gets with them and 5 other guys at the same time. She only wants in your pants so guys watch out. She’ll eat your dick. She gets with you, playing the innocent roll and then turns around and fcks your friend. I’m pretty sure she’s “talked to” almost every guy in Tucson. She hunts hoes on twitter to make herself feel better, when really shes the biggest hoe out there. She also likes to post half naked pictures just to get likes because it’s not like she’s got anything else to offer. Her face is trashy and nasty. Blast this hoe, she needs a reality check.

Cropping out her legs would make me feel better.  Just saying.- nik