THE DIRTY ARMY: This chick is a compulsive liar!!! She’s got a profile on a dating Site with old pics, she’s since put on about 85 lbs. Met up with her and was immediately disgusted by the overweight beast with tore back yellow teeth and greasy hair!!! Bounced out quick!! Week or so later I was contacted online by another girl. Pretty hot chick, we texted for a bit and exchanged lots of pics. Her stories were starting to be a little odd so I googled a few of the pics she had sent. My hunch was right, I was easily able to find every image she sent, from her bullshit garden tub, to the tattoo pics she claimed she had done (supposedly she was a tattoo artist) this girl went by Rebbeca Loporto…..I never called her out on her obvious bullshit. I wanted to see what her motives were, so I just played along. That is till she sent me a text telling me contact her at a different number. The number she provided just happens to be a number that Fat Pig Maya Valenzuela had called me from!!! Oh shit wouldn’t you know it!!! Fat ass Maya actually made up a complete persona just to stay in contact with me….fellas watch out, it takes a special kind of crazy to go this far, stay far away from this little piggy!!!