Saturday 18th May 2013,
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Her Sugar Daddy Left Her

February 12, 2013 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 159 6,922 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m surprised that this Nasty wh*re hasn’t been put on here already. She is one of Tucson’s best… or so she thinks so. I was sleeping with her for a while, and then found out she has a sugar daddy that pays for anything she wants. Her botched boob job was one of the last things he gave her. He recently left her since he found out she was sleeping with other people and STILL working at Curves. Their “deal” was that he would come over and “spend time” with her and pay for everything as long as she wasn’t working at the club anymore and as long as she was only sleeping with him; even though he had a wife and kids at home. He would even pay for her opiate addiction. This girl would stuff 8-10 pills up her nose on a daily bases. That was the only way she could be with him. Sounds like she’s a prostitute to me. Beware guys! She will take you for everything you have. She might seem nice at first… but she is one crazy b*tch!

Why does this sound like every stripper story in Tucson?- nik



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UPDATE: Father Of The Year Aaron T

February 11, 2013 Arizona / UofA, Dirty DUI, Westside-AZ 70 6,416 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Case Number: M-1041-CR-90****[removed a lot of different cases] This guy also has a good amount of assaults,and abusing women

Looks like the law made him switch teams.- nik



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Eleni ‘The Greek’ Vlastaris

January 31, 2013 Arizona / UofA, Dirty Greeks, Tucson 108 8,747 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik. This girl is a well known someone for all the wrong reasons in my town of Tucson, Arizona. Here is Eleni V..a fat, stupid Greek ho who is only interested in one thing. MONEY. Like most poor Greeks who have no inheritance…she will sniff out the out the most desperate of them all in order to find someone to pay her bills. So she found someone who almost fit that category. A 35 year old, single, nerd who still lived with his parents until she convinced him to start paying her rent (then he moved in with her). What a great little cover up when you say you are “in love” with someone, no? Eleni is only interested in two things. That is slobbing on knobs that can potentially get her designer things like Coach bags or Tiffany pendants…..Or a possibly wealthy greek man who has mostly dead realatives and may be on the recieving end of an inheritance. She isn’t quite sure yet with her new greek man…but she told me that she has no intention of staying with him. The funny thing is, I am her ex boyfriend who chose to ignore the warning signs…and stuck it out with her. She is totally fashion and designer label obsessed, but it doesn’t take a friend of hers to agree that she friggin REEKS of tobacco and B.O. I mean, do all Greek woman have this stereotype? Her real name is Panagiota Vlastaris, and if you are a frequent of the U of A bars, the Red Garter, or the Surley Wench in Tucson AZ………then you know WHAT I am talking about BESIDES HER YELLOW, CROOKED TEETH!!! Current Boyfriend, beware. She doeesn’t brag about her designer bags because she “bought them”. thats the beggining of the warning signs. She brags about them because……that’s all she cares about!! Do you think she would still be with you if you didnt take her out to dinnner every night? Or pay her apartment rent? NO! OPen your eyes and smell the Greek coffee, man! she’s on here on earth to teach you a lesson. That is………Stay away from younger woman who are obsessed with labels and who have yellow crooked teeth to boot.

Going after guys who still live with their parents isn’t gold digging, just easy pickings.- nik



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Father Of The Year Aaron T

January 31, 2013 Arizona / UofA, Westside-AZ 230 6,159 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This is Aaron he claims and makes it appear to everyone that he is “Father or the year” and #1 Dad! Sadly he is very far from that,unless you consider leaving his child multiple times a week to go out and get hammered and 4 DUIS in six years and is 31yrs old but that’s for you to decide!?! This fantastic father also likes to take his 4 year old to parties with lots of drinking then drives home,along with dinners with “good friends” who are drinking right along with Aaron and has no objection to him driving home with the child…He will play the victim and tell you his sad sad story all day long and bring anyone he can into his pity party! This poor child is not only being kept from his mommy that he adores,but he is being neglected by his father that puts his needs and wants before his child’s..

What’s that kid doing at the party.- nik



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Bobby Salinas Is Full Of Himself

January 29, 2013 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 30 7,090 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Bobby Salinas makes up for half of Tucson Arizona’s drd cases!!! Ladies don’t be fooled by his looks they only last for a few hours in the morning he looks and smells like a hobo!!! Ive contracted g***ea a few weeks ago which was treated but unfortunately he gave me the incurable genital w**ts. I should have known not to mess with him after telling me the first time we met when he’s lonely and horny he f$%#ks his poor female dog. Not only should he be put on blast but animal control should be notified!!!! His penile area smells like fish probably from all the druggie strippers he bangs for a small amount of cash. Hes a sick bastard who knocks girls up and forces them to get abortions saying he’ll beat them until they miscarry. He has no money because it goes all on nasty strippers/prostitutes and gets all his money from his daddy which is pathetic because he’s an old man who thinks he’s 18!!!! He’s ruined my life and Tucson’s ladies need to be warned about him before the same thing happens to them. DON’T LET THIS CREEP NEAR YOU!!!!



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Blondes Beware

January 27, 2013 Arizona / UofA, The Dirty 78 87,745 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, girls beware of this tool! His name is Anthony Mckale. He is the definition of man wh*re. He usually goes after blondes. This guy has been around the block more than the human brain can count too. His greg looks like a peanut and has troubles getting it up. So if that’s your thing go right on a head and get it. But you won’t get a happy ending from this horse face.

I’m not understanding the hot tub picture?- nik



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