Butterface At Its Finest


Butterface at its finest

Butterface at its finest

Butterface at its finest

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Erica Kent. Her boyfriend finally dumped her after she cheated on him three times, with three different people. Now that she’s single, she spends all her time drinking and letting guys get it in. Erica wears WAY to much makeup, probably to try to get attention away from that double chin. Nik, please help put this sloot in her place.

I’d go into the shed and file down those buck teeth. Just saying.- nik

Meet Alie Walsh


Alie Walsh is a F*cking animal!

Alie Walsh is a F*cking animal!

Alie Walsh is a F*cking animal!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Alie Walsh NEEDS to be on here! She has some serious psychological issues…..not to mention she is a nasty stuck up sl*t. This b*tch is constantly freaking out on everyone for now reason and I’m pretty sure she’s bipolar. She acts like a f*cking animal, looks like one and that’s probably why all of her pictures are with animals that she resembles!! Everyone knows she’s psycho and I wouldn’t be surprised if she ends up on that show Snapped one day. B*tch you’re an ugly c*nt, need to get your gums fixed, and stop sl*tting around!!! PS Nik, would you?

Why don’t you take a picture next to a horse?? scared someone will figure it out.- nik

So Desperate


Desperate

Desperate

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Ana Rascon. She’s the most desperate wannabe at UofA. She’s desperate for friends. She’s desperate for attention. She’s desperate for greg. This fat cow thinks she looks good in shorts and tight dresses. It’s so disgusting! To save your unborn child Nik, would you?

I think we all know the answer.  Send in some real dirt.- nik

I Mean Really Would You


I mean really... WOULD YOU?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t express how surprised I am that these nasty sloots haven’t been on here before! Often seen in skank a dank clothing and giving he*d in the bathroom, Chelsea A. and Felicia Renee Hampton think they’re U of A’s finest. C’mon Nik, would you?

Answer: No, those are the most unflattering tops ever, mainly cause of the chicks.

All He Does Is Talk Smack


Shit Talker and Shit Writer (literally writes with his own shit)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alvaro Aloi is the biggest *sshole and sh*t talker on Earth. He wishes he went to U of A when in reality he only comes here to get the pssy he never gets. He steals anything and everything including my friends wallet, alcohol, and little kids bikes. He also thinks hes some hot Argentinian piece of *ss…..i don’t think so. His greg is no more than 4 inches..NO THANKS! Oh and don’t forget about the 3 times you were kicked out of local high schools in Orange county (1. stealing calculators from kids at SM 2. Getting kicked out of J Serra for smearing your own sh*t and writing with it on the walls 3. Getting kicked out of Tesoro for trying to cut the most yolked dude with a scalpel from the biology hall)…F*cking crazy *ss weirdo. And if that’s not enough to prove he’s psychotic this f*ggot is the biggest shz*t talker. Alvaro you talk sh*t about how everyone else has DRD but why don’t you check your own greg. Warning to all Girls…if you see this mother f*cker rolling around the Dirty T run….he will steal from you, talk sh*t on you etc. Alvaro stay the f*ck away from Tucson…you don’t belong here!

Did his pinky get caught in somebodies butt?- nik

The Reason Girls Are Scared Of Black Guys At UofA


The Dirtiest Wanna-be Athlete Around

The Dirtiest Wanna-be Athlete Around

THE DIRTY ARMY: LADIES. Stay away from this man. He is the biggest skeeze at the U of A. He goes around to girls telling them to suck his Greg and forcing them to sleep with him. I’ve heard horror stories of him trying to rape girls in limos and not letting them into places unless they suck his or his friend’s Greg. He’s not even an athlete, but he walks around the U of A like he owns the place. Show some F*ckin respect, you’re the reason why girls are afraid of black guys and why black guys have a reputation of being predators. Get your Greg outta your own mouth you arrogant assh*le. Put this guy on full blast nik. Sorry about it..

He looks like the other black dudes father… how old is he?- nik

He’s As Washed Up As Charlie Sheen


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is James Bohard. He’s pretty proud of that small d*ck of his, but sadly he can only keep it up for a couple of minutes before whiskey d*ck kicks in. He loves the under-agers. Watch out Tucson, this guy loves to spread his disease.

He also loves the needle in his butt, he’s been dying to finish his piece (tattoo) for years.  Just saying.- nik

Spoiled Madisen McCartin At UofA


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this would be Madisen Mccartin this nasty little sl*t is constantly posting pictures of herself with her boobs hanging out, only to keep saying she hasnt had a boob job when everyone already knows!  So it’s only fair someone should be posting her on here to blast this big nosed b*tch, since her little sk*nk army all bow down to this “princess” who gets trashy drunk then cheats on her boyfriend Matt S. every weekend!!  This girl is barely out of high school and completely focused on the fake things in life- tan, tease and material things when her poor mommy and daddy are already in debt because of her spoiled b*tch ASS UofA stand clear of this nasty bird but not to worry she’ll fail out of college in .. I’ll give it another month or so.

The way she always pushes those fatty deposit bags together, I am guessing she has amazing boob sweat.- nik

Hottest Freshman In America Attends The University Of Arizona


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kassidy B, a freshman at U of A. She graduated from Laguna Beach High back in 2010 (I have posted a prom picture from it to prove she is the age I’m saying). I’ve seen her at parties and around campus but I dont know her very well, I just added her while we were pledging, she obviously pledged Theta. She truly is the most beautiful girl I’ve ever met, and I think she’s the hottest freshman of the 2010-2011 class. What do you think?

I think we are getting warmer.- nik

It Is Safe To Say University Of Arizona Has The Hottest Freshman Class Of Girls In America


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Olivia. She’s a freshman at the University of Arizona, but she’s from the Bay Area. I think she’s stunning, so Nik, could she be your favorite freshman? She’s really nice and funny and seems down to earth. What do you think?

No chance… she looks just like her Mom.- nik