THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I introduce you to Anita ...
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Southern Bell
Posted in Auburn, Would You? | February 16th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Her name is Kristen H, something about her huge teeth bother me. Also, she has the “good girl” look but is a well known groupie. She is from Gulf Shores/Daphne Alabama. In the first photo It’s the girl in the green on the left and the second photo on the girl on the right in the solid black dress. Her “kankles” are awful also!
Girls from the south suck, they will all be obese by the time they’re 30.- nik
Back To School
Posted in ASU, Alabama, Arizona / UofA, Auburn, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Colorado, Colorado State, East Carolina University, FSU, Florida Gators, Fresno State, George Washington University, Georgetown, Georgia, Gonzaga, Harvard, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, MSU, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, NC State, Navy, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, South Florida, Southern Illinois University, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, VCU | August 20th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???
Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik
Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here
If you don’t see your school just email me to add it. Freshman 15 for life!
Gross Shim
Posted in Atlanta, Auburn | August 3rd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, even he wouldn’t!
When fat overgrown babies think you’re gross, you’re officially done for.- nik
Auburn Girls
Posted in Alabama, Auburn | April 29th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Auburn Sorority Girls going wild.. Chick on the left said she would let you knight her with your Greg.
I think they are hiding their faces for a reason. Ugly.- nik
Camel Toe’d
Posted in Alabama, Auburn | April 21st, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Her quote- “model for hire” . . model what? that camel toe? EW! Photoshop couldnt even fix that.
Wow, “she” did a pretty good tuck job. Just sayin’.- nik
Would You
Posted in ASU, Alabama, Auburn, Would You? | April 20th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is the kind of girl that Alabama is all about..A big fat booty, small chest, beat face and sl*tty. I think I know what your answer is gunna be to this would you, your decision may finally get me too move.
Answer: No, she would smother me and then probably eat my lifeless body.
Like Whatever
Posted in Alabama, Auburn | April 17th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this dumb blonde is Natalie. This girl is a complete moron, she thinks everyone loves her and that everyone should stop what they are doing to pay attention to her or do things for her. She is a drama queen and will scream and run when she sees a bug near her, she also is always having “boy drama’ and complaining about a new guy not treating her right every week…I hate her and girls like this.
Did all the tanning burn her eyebrows off?- nik
One Night Stands
Posted in Alabama, Auburn | April 16th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this tramp is Katie. This girl is in the army or army reserve some sh*t like that, she acts like she is gunna be shipped off to Iraq all the time with her one night stands. This girl has a thing for druggies, guys with holes in their ears (the bigger the better) and any other deadbeats who will sleep with her. I used to think this girl was hot she has gone way down hill, and is that guys nose bleeding ??? I wonder why.
Do you think theyshare the same hair dye? I think the shade is called Ginger Delight.- nik
Soon To Be A Bum
Posted in Alabama, Auburn | April 15th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jacob a dirty hippie. This guy goes on crazy drug binges and goes missing for days, he has some deadbeat friends and they all try and gangbang girls together. This guy looks like he lives in the streets, surprisingly he doesn’t. And that is not a tattoo on his chest one of his friends sharpied on him, maybe he is also for the gays, you know how loving and easy going those hippies are.
Is that blood on the sheet behind him, and by sheet I mean the living room wall in his outdoor Hippie House.- nik
Cigarette Burns On The Greg
Posted in Alabama, Auburn, University Of Memphis, Wichita | April 8th, 2009Whoever came up with that idea is definitely for they gays. I wouldn’t let those kids within 10 miles of me.- nik
