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Homewrecking Bird

November 3, 2014 Auburn, Fort Worth 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this hooker let me tell you cheats on her bf and gf. She is a bi-sexual tranny looking slut who is desperate and mean enough to uck anything that walks in front of her. I would highly suggest not to otuch her with a 10 foot pole otherwise she might just try and rape you. She is a highschool dropout who uses people to get into their relationships. She is the walking plague. She will come into your nice home and steal everything you have. She is like a bloodsucking leech who sux everything out of you that’s good. Don’t bring her home men she will take everything you have and destroy you and leave you lingering with her fowl tatse. She is a cockroach who needs to be squashe immediately when enetering or near your home. beware you have been warned of this homewrecking whore of a plague!!

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Dick Dope Dealer

November 3, 2014 Auburn, Fort Worth 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: My ex boyfriend Philip Anderson is a desperate ass dope Fein loser. He claims he is like God or something to all the dirty hoes in the 5-3-0. He is so desperate he used me for 3 years never once paid rent admitted to sleeping with girls behind my back in my apartment that I was paying for. Eating pusy to another desperate ass dirty cracked out bagwhore from grass valley with the nickname of pipe wipes who supposedly goes around sucking pipes till there’s nothing left and only getting fucked by the most desperate men in the dope houses around town. this mother fucker is so dirty and low he will smile in your face then turn around and fck his homies ex gfs and your best friend and her little sister all without you knowing while playing it off as if nothing ever happened. this loser right here should definitely be made as a rad flag. ladies pleaseif you have any morals or standards stay away from this dirty scumbag. he is also notorious for getting girls high on crank and fucking the shit out of them and then dumping them off in sac somewhere. he’s the next best thing to a serial killer. ladies be on the lookout for this loser and dudes please don’t introduce him to your woman or he will for surely fuk her behind you back causing many a disease to spread around. God if I only knew what a fuking desperate ass loser this little boy was I never would have hooked up with him. he decides to rub every scandalous thing he has done in my face since we broke up and its not cool.

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I Don’t Get The Obsession With Gold Digger Amanda Dufner

April 16, 2014 Auburn, The Dirty 3


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t understand the obsession with Amanda Dufner and why guys think she is so hot? Next to Jason, yes. In the real world, no. I look at her IG and all the comments are from guys telling her how amazingly hot she is… she is a 4 in my book. All she does is party and shop on his dime and he is rarely seen with her. Weird. She is the trashiest golf wife to date, I feel bad for Jason. Amanda, have some class about yourself and stop throwing it in people’s faces that you are a gold digger!!

Those +2′s saved her life.- nik

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Kevin Lee Thompson

March 24, 2014 Atlanta, Auburn 31

THE DIRTY ARMY: Kevin Lee Thompson.. The BEST known douchebag who is famous not only for getting 6 different girls pregnant but.. SOLD one of his babies and made the others get abortions when they refused to help him sell the babies! Left his friend laying on the side of the hospital after giving him too much cocaine to run away from the cops! Neglected and RAN and HID from all the girls he has gotten pregnant because he is too broke to pay for any medical care.. because he spends that money on dinner with the NEXT chick he gets pregnant… Alison, Mandy, Mo, Hind, Angela.. They can ALL warn you to STAY away from this guy! What would YOU think of a guy who’s been dating a girl with a KID and sleeping with 10+ other women at the same time AND getting few of them pregnant?? But then avoids them to go partying.. and doing ALL sorts of drugs off other girls?? A psychotic guy who is so selfish and FORCES himself into girls after they say NO.. VERY famous for impregnating numerous girls… He has a kid on the way.. AGAIN.. but he doesn’t want to take responsibilities unless the girl agrees to sell the baby so he can buy his other condo at The View! He was more pregnancy tests he bought off groupon than he does of condoms! Cant expect more from a guy who forces himself into girls and makes them pregnant on purpose.. but left EVERY SINGLE on by themselves to deal with it! He says its a HOBBY for him and that he’s not too worried.. wait… is that normal????? He said his parents taught him to do what he does… whoa… is this real life??

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Auburn girl Katie

March 3, 2014 Auburn, Seattle 9

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THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl katie lives in Auburn she will meet you at a hotel or your house any where to please you most likely has every drd there is

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Montgomery Trash at it Again

January 23, 2014 Auburn, Birmingham 37

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is a complete scum bag filled with lies and drds. Haagen Lee of Montgomery, AL needs to be blasted again as he took complete advantage of my younger sister and apparently a lot of other women in Montgomery and Auburn, AL. My sister started working with him about a year ago at one of those rental car companies, green one. He put the moves on her right away. She fell hook line and sinker and started sleeping with him. She found out he had a girlfriend, and continued it for a while then she ended it. She left the rental car job for another job and 3 weeks later he started calling again. She bought his lies that he ended his relationship and started seeing him again. Then the holidays came and he disappeared. He said he had family things…turns out he was sleeping with two other girls and the kicker, never left his girlfriend some girl named Stephanie. In fact he is engaged to her. Needless to say my sister was angry and crushed. She went and got tested after finding all this out. Just found out she contracted 2 drds from him, dr-ch***a-d & HP-drd-V. This dirt bag needs to be called out and put in the trash where he belongs. He is a liar and a cheat that gives out drds to young women. Girls if you were dumb enough, like my sister, to buy his lines and you slept with him GET TESTED! Nik, do you think Haagen Lee’s wife to be has any idea about any of this?

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Who Will Win The Iron Bowl This Year

November 29, 2013 Alabama, Auburn, The Dirty 28

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this has been an amazing college football season.  Alabama will be playing Auburn this week in the Iron Bowl.  I know you are an avid gambler, so I wanted to ask you who I should take for this game?

My wallet says Bama.- nik

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Larry Bright

July 15, 2013 Auburn, New Orleans 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Larry bright was convicted of manslaughter in the biginning of 2000 for a killing of a black guy from crown point. Larry also is known coc**ne user and drug dealer from marrero.He is a fat buck tooth rat.His girlfriend shannon aka monster tested positive for hiv on April 2nd Shannon went down to the new orleans clinic and was tested for drd the results were positive and she never told her boyfriend Larry Bright the truth.Shannon continued to sleep with Larry Bright.After leaving Larry she slept with countless men on the west bank.Shannon is a H*roin addict that shot up dope with dirty needles and shared them.Its a crime to expose people to the h** virus.Larry is a broke ass  that still lives with his parents.the buck tooth bitch lives in gretna

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