THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so we don’t have the highest quality girls here in Alabama, but I wanted to show you this girl from Auburn that everyone is saying is so hot.   What do you think of Lauren, what is she is California like a 6?

In California she is a 4.9982661, she is too fat for the west coast.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK THIS NASTY ASS  BITCH THINKS SHE’S SO HOTT. BUT LOOK AT HER! NOT SO HOTT CLOSE UP! THIS BITCH HAS drd AND SPREADS HER DISEASE AROUND ALL OVER PLACER AND SACRAMENTO COUNTY. ALL MEN: IM WARNING YOU TO STAY FAR AWAY FROM HER!!! WOMEN KEEP YOUR MEN AWAY BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY THIS BITCH GETS LAID IS IF SHE WORMS HER WAY INTO YOUR FAMILY AND FCKS YOUR MAN. SHE HAS NO SKILLS TO FIND HER OWN MAN. SHES TOO IMMATURE TO KEEP A MAN. SO SHE GOES FOR YOURS AND HOPES HE’LL STICK AROUND. GUESS WHAT BITCH!!!! NO MAN WILL EVER WANT YOU FOR ANYTHING MORE THAN A FUCK! ESPECIALLY AFTER THEY FIND OUT ABOUT YOU SPREADING YOUR love ALL OVER THE PLACE.

If your gunna take picture like this you shouldn’t show off your saggy ass and large thighs…just sayin.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this fat ass chick flirts with every guy with a pulse. She sleeps with whoever asks and gets paid for it. She doesnt have any boobs and wears v-neck shirts. she needs help for her drinking and smoking habbits. She wrestles to feel up on guys. Either that or she’s lesbian. She also babysits a little boy named Talon and tries to rape him.