THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alexis from Nashville, the one my husband cheated on me with. Would you?
Answer: No, I don’t do pixies.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Sarah Jones’ other high school boy “friend” current Auburn University football player and quarterback Zeke Pike has been jailed for public intoxication, according to Auburn police reports. The 19-year-old Zeke Pike was arrested Sunday morning at 12:50am. According to police reports, Pike was arrested on South College Street, and was listed as drunk regarding condition of arrestee. I’m not surprised by this at all. Sleeping with young children like she has messes with your head at such an early age. Don’t be surprised if he is kicked off the team by his junior year. Click here to read full article.
Another Dixie Heights High special… Auburn’s true freshman is already a bust.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Here we have a typical “social networking site celebrity”. This female thinks shes bad as fck with all of her facebook friends and twitter followers. She goes around trying to get as much attention as possible putting up 20 pictures of herself a day. ALL of her pictures are photoshopped to the point her skin is blurred and she wears contacts and tries to act like its her real eye color. You wont miss it but she draws her eyebrows on with eyeliner also, chola much? id hate to see it run down her face while shes sweating out at the club. if you look at her not so photoshoped pictures her acne is OFF THE WALL. She has the nastiest dark circles around her eyes, idk if its from wearing pounds of makeup around them daily but im pretty sure shes to young to have them. shes been known to hoe around and apparently shes got a nasty odor to her. She seems to work alot yet she still dresses like a cheap ass 12 year old & claims she has “swag”. One of those females that does the “duck face” in every single picture, which is where she sticks her lips out making a kiss face. She tries to flaunt her nappy ass head of hair by saying “big hair dont care” but its like a rats nest on top of her head. i wouldnt be suprised if there were things lost in there. one of her ex boyfriends claims he was only with her because he knew he could “get it in” and she gave him money. she also runs around with her “bestfriend” Brianna who is basically like her little bitch. they had a falling out and talked a hell of alot of shit about eachother then boom they are bestfriends again. Her “ace” (brianna) is just as bad as she is hoping on every black mans penis as possible. she puts up pictures in her underwear for all of facebook and twitter to see, hoping one day it will correct her ugly 40 year old looking face. all in all these two are internet hoes trying to get theyre name out there. Someone help them!
You didn’t hide enough of yourself behind that curtain.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. This is Emily Ellis she is from Auburn Alabama. She attended Auburn University for a few semesters but then dropped out. She is currently somewhere in California pursuing her modeling career. Do you think she has a shot at becoming a recognized model? I think she is one of the prettiest girls to come out of Auburn, although her southern accent is quite heavy. Do you see any flaws in her?
Her nose and chest need work if she wants to be a fitness model. That is the only modeling she will have a chance with.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Scooby, I like to watch the radio show and heard your pick that “Auburn Sucks” and that Mississippi State would blow them out and that was one of your sure picks. That was Nice pick, enjoy the shot to your pocket book. War Damn Eagle!
Haha… Scooby got his ass kicked this weekend in football bets.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jennifer Martin and she is your typical Greg sucking attention wh*re. The thing with this girl is… she is one of the most ugly people I have ever laid eyes on!!! Nik, what do you think?
I think she deserves to be locked up in a cage.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so we don’t have the highest quality girls here in Alabama, but I wanted to show you this girl from Auburn that everyone is saying is so hot. What do you think of Lauren, what is she is California like a 6?
In California she is a 4.9982661, she is too fat for the west coast.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK THIS NASTY ASS BITCH THINKS SHE’S SO HOTT. BUT LOOK AT HER! NOT SO HOTT CLOSE UP! THIS BITCH HAS drd AND SPREADS HER DISEASE AROUND ALL OVER PLACER AND SACRAMENTO COUNTY. ALL MEN: IM WARNING YOU TO STAY FAR AWAY FROM HER!!! WOMEN KEEP YOUR MEN AWAY BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY THIS BITCH GETS LAID IS IF SHE WORMS HER WAY INTO YOUR FAMILY AND FCKS YOUR MAN. SHE HAS NO SKILLS TO FIND HER OWN MAN. SHES TOO IMMATURE TO KEEP A MAN. SO SHE GOES FOR YOURS AND HOPES HE’LL STICK AROUND. GUESS WHAT BITCH!!!! NO MAN WILL EVER WANT YOU FOR ANYTHING MORE THAN A FUCK! ESPECIALLY AFTER THEY FIND OUT ABOUT YOU SPREADING YOUR love ALL OVER THE PLACE.
If your gunna take picture like this you shouldn’t show off your saggy ass and large thighs…just sayin.- nik