Auburn | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

The Scurge of Montgomery

February 28, 2013 Atlanta, Auburn 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirtbag gave two of my best friend both *** and C**dia. One of them got it from him while he was living in Auburn as April. My other friend contracted these drds in November and December in Montgomery. He uses sceezy line to make the girls believe in him and that he is sad because he is confused that is gf might be leaving him.. Yes the entire time he has had a girlfriend. He hit on me one night and his GF was at the bar with him, she had no clue. This guy is the sloot of Montgomery! His name is George Haagen Lee…rhymes with drd. Watch out ladies he will leave you with more than you bargined for.



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Lochte Nation Is Retard Nation

October 26, 2012 Auburn, Austin, Dirty Athletes 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, did you see Lochte rocking his “lochte nation” shirt on game day last saturday? He was then asked to pick a winner between the LSU and Texas A&M game… he picked Auburn. Once they told him Auburn was not one of the 2 choices, he replied O, LSU of course. also whats your pick for the world series? SF in 6.

I have money on the Giants winning the world series in 5.- nik



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Eskimo Sister

October 12, 2012 Auburn, Would You? 11


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alexis from Nashville, the one my husband cheated on me with. Would you?

Answer: No, I don’t do pixies.



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Zeke Pike, Sarah Jones’ Other High School Boy “Friend” Was Arrested

June 27, 2012 Auburn, Auburn Hills, Cincinnati, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Sarah Jones’ other high school boy “friend” current Auburn University football player and quarterback Zeke Pike has been jailed for public intoxication, according to Auburn police reports.  The 19-year-old Zeke Pike was arrested Sunday morning at 12:50am. According to police reports, Pike was arrested on South College Street, and was listed as drunk regarding condition of arrestee. I’m not surprised by this at all.  Sleeping with young children like she has messes with your head at such an early age.  Don’t be surprised if he is kicked off the team by his junior year.  Click here to read full article.

Another Dixie Heights High special… Auburn’s true freshman is already a bust.- nik



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Jazzmin-Sloot-Starr

December 12, 2011 Auburn 0

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Jazzmin-Slut-Starr

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here we have a typical “social networking site celebrity”. This female thinks shes bad as fck with all of her facebook friends and twitter followers. She goes around trying to get as much attention as possible putting up 20 pictures of herself a day. ALL of her pictures are photoshopped to the point her skin is blurred and she wears contacts and tries to act like its her real eye color. You wont miss it but she draws her eyebrows on with eyeliner also, chola much? id hate to see it run down her face while shes sweating out at the club. if you look at her not so photoshoped pictures her acne is OFF THE WALL. She has the nastiest dark circles around her eyes, idk if its from wearing pounds of makeup around them daily but im pretty sure shes to young to have them. shes been known to hoe around and apparently shes got a nasty odor to her. She seems to work alot yet she still dresses like a cheap ass 12 year old & claims she has “swag”. One of those females that does the “duck face” in every single picture, which is where she sticks her lips out making a kiss face. She tries to flaunt her nappy ass head of hair by saying “big hair dont care” but its like a rats nest on top of her head. i wouldnt be suprised if there were things lost in there. one of her ex boyfriends claims he was only with her because he knew he could “get it in” and she gave him money. she also runs around with her “bestfriend” Brianna who is basically like her little bitch. they had a falling out and talked a hell of alot of shit about eachother then boom they are bestfriends again. Her “ace” (brianna) is just as bad as she is hoping on every black mans penis as possible. she puts up pictures in her underwear for all of facebook and twitter to see, hoping one day it will correct her ugly 40 year old looking face. all in all these two are internet hoes trying to get theyre name out there. Someone help them!

You didn’t hide enough of yourself behind that curtain.- nik



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Will This Auburn Alumni Make It In California

November 24, 2011 Auburn, Hollywood, The Dirty 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. This is Emily Ellis she is from Auburn Alabama. She attended Auburn University for a few semesters but then dropped out. She is currently somewhere in California pursuing her modeling career. Do you think she has a shot at becoming a recognized model? I think she is one of the prettiest girls to come out of Auburn, although her southern accent is quite heavy. Do you see any flaws in her?

Her nose and chest need work if she wants to be a fitness model. That is the only modeling she will have a chance with.- nik



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Nice Pick Scooby

September 12, 2011 Auburn 1

Nice Pick Scooby

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Scooby, I like to watch the radio show and heard your pick that “Auburn Sucks” and that Mississippi State would blow them out and that was one of your sure picks. That was Nice pick, enjoy the shot to your pocket book. War Damn Eagle!

Haha… Scooby got his ass kicked this weekend in football bets.- nik



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More Talentless White Girls

July 19, 2011 Auburn 4

More Talentless White Girls?

More Talentless White Girls?

More Talentless White Girls?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jennifer Martin and she is your typical Greg sucking attention wh*re. The thing with this girl is… she is one of the most ugly people I have ever laid eyes on!!! Nik, what do you think?

I think she deserves to be locked up in a cage.- nik



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