Auburn | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Nice Pick Scooby

September 12, 2011 Auburn 1

Nice Pick Scooby

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Scooby, I like to watch the radio show and heard your pick that “Auburn Sucks” and that Mississippi State would blow them out and that was one of your sure picks. That was Nice pick, enjoy the shot to your pocket book. War Damn Eagle!

Haha… Scooby got his ass kicked this weekend in football bets.- nik



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More Talentless White Girls

July 19, 2011 Auburn 4

More Talentless White Girls?

More Talentless White Girls?

More Talentless White Girls?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jennifer Martin and she is your typical Greg sucking attention wh*re. The thing with this girl is… she is one of the most ugly people I have ever laid eyes on!!! Nik, what do you think?

I think she deserves to be locked up in a cage.- nik



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Auburn’s Finest

June 13, 2011 Alabama, Auburn 5

Lauren Carpenter- Auburn's finest

Lauren Carpenter- Auburn's finest

Lauren Carpenter- Auburn's finest

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so we don’t have the highest quality girls here in Alabama, but I wanted to show you this girl from Auburn that everyone is saying is so hot.   What do you think of Lauren, what is she is California like a 6?

In California she is a 4.9982661, she is too fat for the west coast.- nik



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Sloot Named Kyrie

April 5, 2011 Auburn 1

The Cunt Bitch Kyrie

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK THIS NASTY ASS  BITCH THINKS SHE’S SO HOTT. BUT LOOK AT HER! NOT SO HOTT CLOSE UP! THIS BITCH HAS drd AND SPREADS HER DISEASE AROUND ALL OVER PLACER AND SACRAMENTO COUNTY. ALL MEN: IM WARNING YOU TO STAY FAR AWAY FROM HER!!! WOMEN KEEP YOUR MEN AWAY BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY THIS BITCH GETS LAID IS IF SHE WORMS HER WAY INTO YOUR FAMILY AND FCKS YOUR MAN. SHE HAS NO SKILLS TO FIND HER OWN MAN. SHES TOO IMMATURE TO KEEP A MAN. SO SHE GOES FOR YOURS AND HOPES HE’LL STICK AROUND. GUESS WHAT BITCH!!!! NO MAN WILL EVER WANT YOU FOR ANYTHING MORE THAN A FUCK! ESPECIALLY AFTER THEY FIND OUT ABOUT YOU SPREADING YOUR love ALL OVER THE PLACE.

If your gunna take picture like this you shouldn’t show off your saggy ass and large thighs…just sayin.- nik



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Ugly Fat Wrestling Lesbian

March 24, 2011 Auburn, Wichita 28

Ugly Fat Wrestling Lesbian !

Ugly Fat Wrestling Lesbian !

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this fat ass chick flirts with every guy with a pulse. She sleeps with whoever asks and gets paid for it. She doesnt have any boobs and wears v-neck shirts. she needs help for her drinking and smoking habbits. She wrestles to feel up on guys. Either that or she’s lesbian. She also babysits a little boy named Talon and tries to rape him.

She’s a walking stereotype.- nik



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Nik Richie Is A Sports God

January 11, 2011 Auburn, Dirty Army Strong, Dirty Athletes, Oregon, The Dirty 27

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik–I stumbled on to your site recently and have been hooked ever since. I just wanted to give you props on your Auburn pick last night. All my buddies were giving me crap because I went with your pick, and it paid off big!!! You should start a service and give the Dirty Army your sports picks.

All I do is win. I made this pick based on the ugly girls at Oregon.- nik

ALSO SEE: Heisman Trophy Winner Cam Newton Parties At Pussy Cat Lounge In Scottsdale



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They Flew South To Physically Support Their Team

January 6, 2011 Auburn, Oregon, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Westside-AZ 36

flew south now flocking to athlete penis' again

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Nikki Groves and Katelynn Lacey assuming their usual position when interacting with any male. They flew south but have already been spotted flocking to the hotel of the U of O football team to do what they do best… keeping their mouths and legs open. always so classy.

I don’t see the humor in pretending to suck a huge purple crayon. Go Auburn!- nik



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Why Us Oregon Ducks Are Much Better

January 5, 2011 Auburn, Oregon, The Dirty 32

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is another reason why us Oregon Ducks are much better than Auburn our Co-eds meet Amber Dawn Orion she is like a hotter version of Lindsy Lohan (MEAN GIRLS days) Nik come on u gotta admit this is why better than anything the Tigers have.

Sorry, but this Dawn Duck needs a football helmut with a full sun visor stat. She makes me want to put more money on Auburn.- nik



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