Auburn | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Gross Shim

August 3, 2009 Atlanta, Auburn 4


THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, even he wouldn’t!

When fat overgrown babies think you’re gross, you’re officially done for.- nik

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Auburn Girls

April 29, 2009 Alabama, Auburn 23

Auburn Girls

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Auburn Sorority Girls going wild.. Chick on the left said she would let you knight her with your Greg.

I think they are hiding their faces for a reason. Ugly.- nik

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Camel Toe’d

April 21, 2009 Alabama, Auburn 5

camel toe'd

THE DIRTY ARMY: Her quote- “model for hire” . . model what? that camel toe? EW! Photoshop couldnt even fix that.

Wow, “she” did a pretty good tuck job. Just sayin’.- nik

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Would You

April 20, 2009 Alabama, ASU, Auburn, Would You? 11


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is the kind of girl that Alabama is all about..A big fat booty, small chest, beat face and sl*tty.  I think I know what your answer is gunna be to this would you, your decision may finally get me too move.

Answer: No, she would smother me and then probably eat my lifeless body.

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Like Whatever

April 17, 2009 Alabama, Auburn 5


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this dumb blonde is Natalie.  This girl is a complete moron, she thinks everyone loves her and that everyone should stop what they are doing to pay attention to her or do things for her.    She is a drama queen and will scream and run when she sees a bug near her, she also is always having “boy drama’ and complaining about a new guy not treating her right every week…I hate her and girls like this.

Did all the tanning burn her eyebrows off?- nik

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One Night Stands

April 16, 2009 Alabama, Auburn 1


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this tramp is Katie.  This girl is in the army or army reserve some sh*t like that, she acts like she is gunna be shipped off to Iraq all the time with her one night stands.  This girl has a thing for druggies, guys with holes in their ears (the bigger the better) and any other deadbeats who will sleep with her.  I used to think this girl was hot she has gone way down hill, and is that guys nose bleeding ??? I wonder why.

Do you think theyshare the same hair dye?  I think the shade is called Ginger Delight.- nik

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Soon To Be A Bum

April 15, 2009 Alabama, Auburn 3


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jacob a dirty hippie.  This guy goes on crazy drug binges and goes missing for days, he has some deadbeat friends and they all try and gangbang girls together.  This guy looks like he lives in the streets, surprisingly he doesn’t.   And that is not a tattoo on his chest one of his friends sharpied on him, maybe he is also for the gays, you know how loving and easy going those hippies are.

Is that blood on the sheet behind him, and by sheet I mean the living room wall in his outdoor Hippie House.- nik

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Cigarette Burns On The Greg

April 8, 2009 Alabama, Auburn, University Of Memphis, Wichita 0

Whoever came up with that idea is definitely for they gays. I wouldn’t let those kids within 10 miles of me.- nik

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