THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is the kind of girl that Alabama is all about..A big fat booty, small chest, beat face and sl*tty.  I think I know what your answer is gunna be to this would you, your decision may finally get me too move.

Answer: No, she would smother me and then probably eat my lifeless body.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this dumb blonde is Natalie.  This girl is a complete moron, she thinks everyone loves her and that everyone should stop what they are doing to pay attention to her or do things for her.    She is a drama queen and will scream and run when she sees a bug near her, she also is always having “boy drama’ and complaining about a new guy not treating her right every week…I hate her and girls like this.

Did all the tanning burn her eyebrows off?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this tramp is Katie.  This girl is in the army or army reserve some sh*t like that, she acts like she is gunna be shipped off to Iraq all the time with her one night stands.  This girl has a thing for druggies, guys with holes in their ears (the bigger the better) and any other deadbeats who will sleep with her.  I used to think this girl was hot she has gone way down hill, and is that guys nose bleeding ??? I wonder why.

Do you think theyshare the same hair dye?  I think the shade is called Ginger Delight.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jacob a dirty hippie.  This guy goes on crazy drug binges and goes missing for days, he has some deadbeat friends and they all try and gangbang girls together.  This guy looks like he lives in the streets, surprisingly he doesn’t.   And that is not a tattoo on his chest one of his friends sharpied on him, maybe he is also for the gays, you know how loving and easy going those hippies are.

Is that blood on the sheet behind him, and by sheet I mean the living room wall in his outdoor Hippie House.- nik

Whoever came up with that idea is definitely for they gays. I wouldn’t let those kids within 10 miles of me.- nik