Auburn | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Why The War In Iraq Is Taking So Long

March 31, 2009 Air Force, Alabama, Anchorage, Auburn, Baltimore, Delaware, Dirty TV, Drake, Dublin, Hamptons, Ibiza, Indiana, Iowa, j3, Jackson, The Citadel, West Point 10

It’s like training to train a group of kids with downs.- nik



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Ending Of Se7en Done By Stuffed Animals

March 30, 2009 Air Force, Alabama, Auburn, Baltimore, Clemson, Delaware, Drake, Hamptons, Ibiza, Indiana, Iowa, j3, Jackson 0

Gweneth Paltrow looks even more like a Shim than I remembered.- nik



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Louisville Chugger

March 26, 2009 Air Force, Alabama, Anchorage, Auburn, Baltimore, BYU, Central Michigan, Clemson, Delaware, Drake, Dublin, Ibiza, Iowa, Jackson 2

Would it be a bad idea if we played this in the DIRTY office on Fridays?- nik



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The Handj*b

March 25, 2009 Air Force, Alabama, Anchorage, Auburn, Baltimore, BYU, Clemson, Delaware, Drake, Dublin, Ibiza, Iowa, j3, Jackson 5

I wish this was a real movie, I think it would be number one at the box office.- nik




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Meet Kelly

March 24, 2009 Alabama, Auburn, Would You? 0

meet kelly

THE DIRTY ARMY: Kelly is a club rat. Buy her a drink, tell her a joke and you got her for the night. She is a dealer as well. So Nik, would you?

Answer: No, her head is too small for her body and she needs +2′s.



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Everyone Beware Of The Token Black Friend

March 20, 2009 Alabama, Anchorage, Appalachian State, Auburn, Baltimore, BYU, Charlotte, Clemson, Davidson, Delaware, Drake, Duke, East Carolina University, Hamptons, Harvard, Ibiza, Indiana, Iowa, j3, Jackson, LSU, Marquette, Marshall University, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Michigan State, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Montana State, MSU, NC State, Notre Dame, Ohio, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Purdue, Rollins College, Rutgers, Southern Illinois University 35

He’s the total token black friend who makes a complete ass out of himself.- nik



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DOUCHEBAG B*TCH OF THE YEAR

March 19, 2009 Alabama, Auburn 0

DUCEBAG BITCH OF THE YEAR

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok so this is Cole Beckwit. He lives in Alabama. He is going out with Patricia who is also on this site.aka the beast. He is only going out with her because she gives him head everytime they meet. While not at Patricias Cole likes to talk to this sl*t Emily. She is the biggest wh*re ever, who also gives Cole head but Patricia is to blond to notice. This B*tch thinks he is hott sh*t because he is going out with a 180 pound blond sl*t that thinks she is hott. He acts like a tough guy and talks sh*t behind peoples back but when the time comes when someone is pissed he gets his assed whoped and crys while he walks home. Nik You gotta admit this f*ckhead is a ducebag of the year .

Judging by his facial expression I would say she is sucking on his Greg right about now.- nik



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After 7 Beer Bongs…

March 18, 2009 Air Force, Alabama, Appalachian State, Auburn, Baltimore, BYU, Charlotte, Clemson, Davidson, Delaware, Drake, Duke, East Carolina University, Hamptons, Harvard, Ibiza, Indiana, Iowa, j3, Jackson, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Michigan State, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, MSU, NC State, Notre Dame, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Penn State, Pitt, Purdue, Rollins College, Rutgers, Southern Illinois University 4

College kids these days really need to learn how to hold their alcohol, it’s getting pathetic.- nik



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