Auburn | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Tha Best Rapper Alive!

April 7, 2009 Alabama, Auburn 8

Tha Best Rapper Alive!

Tha Best Rapper Alive!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey yo Nik, This guy’s name is Brandon D*wd*ll but he goes by the name Dizzle. He is 19 yrs old, is from Auburn, Al, and he claims that he knows everyone in the city and everyone knows him. He is also a rapper(or claims to be). He tries to hard to be like and sound like Lil Wayne and is even growing dreadlocks. Get this he even told me that he doesn’t date girls that are under a rating of 8. He attends Auburn University.

He should take what he can get, meaning a 1.2999.- nik



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Light Up Greg

April 1, 2009 Alabama, Auburn, Clemson, Delaware, Drake, Hamptons, Indiana, Iowa, j3, Kansas State, Manhattan, Maryland 1

The only thing that would make this better is if a Reindeer was licking it.- nik



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Why The War In Iraq Is Taking So Long

March 31, 2009 Air Force, Alabama, Anchorage, Auburn, Baltimore, Delaware, Dirty TV, Drake, Dublin, Hamptons, Ibiza, Indiana, Iowa, j3, Jackson, The Citadel, West Point 10

It’s like training to train a group of kids with downs.- nik



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Ending Of Se7en Done By Stuffed Animals

March 30, 2009 Air Force, Alabama, Auburn, Baltimore, Clemson, Delaware, Drake, Hamptons, Ibiza, Indiana, Iowa, j3, Jackson 0

Gweneth Paltrow looks even more like a Shim than I remembered.- nik



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Louisville Chugger

March 26, 2009 Air Force, Alabama, Anchorage, Auburn, Baltimore, BYU, Central Michigan, Clemson, Delaware, Drake, Dublin, Ibiza, Iowa, Jackson 2

Would it be a bad idea if we played this in the DIRTY office on Fridays?- nik



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The Handj*b

March 25, 2009 Air Force, Alabama, Anchorage, Auburn, Baltimore, BYU, Clemson, Delaware, Drake, Dublin, Ibiza, Iowa, j3, Jackson 5

I wish this was a real movie, I think it would be number one at the box office.- nik




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Meet Kelly

March 24, 2009 Alabama, Auburn, Would You? 0

meet kelly

THE DIRTY ARMY: Kelly is a club rat. Buy her a drink, tell her a joke and you got her for the night. She is a dealer as well. So Nik, would you?

Answer: No, her head is too small for her body and she needs +2′s.



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Everyone Beware Of The Token Black Friend

March 20, 2009 Alabama, Anchorage, Appalachian State, Auburn, Baltimore, BYU, Charlotte, Clemson, Davidson, Delaware, Drake, Duke, East Carolina University, Hamptons, Harvard, Ibiza, Indiana, Iowa, j3, Jackson, LSU, Marquette, Marshall University, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Michigan State, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Montana State, MSU, NC State, Notre Dame, Ohio, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Purdue, Rollins College, Rutgers, Southern Illinois University 35

He’s the total token black friend who makes a complete ass out of himself.- nik



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