Grace O Canada

Posted in BYU, Salt Lake City | October 12th, 2011

GRACE O CANADA

GRACE O CANADA

GRACE O CANADA

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this wh*re is Grace Canada. She struts her sh*t like shes the hottest girl around, but really she has so much acne on her face and shes orange skinned, and not to mention she could loose a few… or a lot of weight. Shes a total b*tch and no one likes her. She has the ugliest boyfriend ever who looks like a bulldog! lol because he’s the only one she could actually get!!! She looks like she hasnt slept in years and i just think shes just flat out disgusting. And dont be fooled by her pictures, she photoshops every single one of them to try to look good. I dunno know Nik, would you?

Answer: No, she does a good job covering up her muffin top, now if she could only apply that theory to her 7head.

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More Pics of Brandon Davies’ Second Girlfriend

Posted in BYU, Dirty Athletes, Salt Lake City, The Dirty | March 9th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are some more pics of Jayci Stephen, the girl that BYU’s Brandon Davies knocked up. I think she looks better as a blonde. What do you think, Nik?

B-Davies fell for a total scam artist. Wait until you click to see more photos… his baby momma is not all that.- nik

ALSO SEE: BYU’s Brandon Davies Got His SECOND Girlfriend Pregnant

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BYU Basketball Star Jimmer Fredette And Girlfriend Whitney Engage In Sexual Activities

Posted in BYU, The Dirty | March 5th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is some straight BS.  So Jimmer Fredette who is one of the best players in college has a girlfriend Whitney like most of the basketball players do.  An Ex friend of Whitney told Terez Owens that she knows Jimmer and Whitney have had oral sex and is sure they have and sleep together.  I don’t see them suspending one of the best players in college basketball but suspend Brandon because he is black?  That is so not right.

Terez Owens is wrong. That website just makes up sh*t to get traffic. All Jimmer and Whitney have done is hold each other late into the night. They talk about love and worship, not about things the DEVIL would do… like masturbation.- nik

[IMAGE:  TerezOwens]

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Why Mormons Are The Dumbest People On Earth

Posted in BYU, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty | March 4th, 2011


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if BYU is going to kick Brandon Davies off the basketball team for breaking the ‘Honor Code’ then they also need to kick all the female cheerleaders off the team for breaking the honor code too. The honor code states WORD for WORD that female “Clothing is inappropriate when it is sleeveless, strapless, backless, or revealing; has slits above the knee; or is form fitting. Dresses, skirts, and shorts must be knee-length or longer.” I’m pretty sure that the cheerleading uniforms don’t pass that guideline in the code and neither do their gymnastics’ team uniforms either! BYU is full of sh*t.

BYU did this because Brandon Davies is black.- nik

ALSO SEE: BYU’s Brandon Davies Girlfriend Danica Mendivil

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How Dumb Do You Really Have To Be To Believe The Mormon Religion

Posted in BYU, Dirty Athletes | March 3rd, 2011

Brandon Davies kicked off BYU team

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is BYU player Brandon Davies, he was kicked off the team yesterday for having sex with his girlfriend. I guess this is against the “honor code” at BYU which also excludes drinking coffee and tea, Nik isn’t this ridiculous?

No, he should be kicked off the team. He broke the rules.- nik

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Denver Women Beater

Posted in Atlanta, BYU | November 24th, 2010

Denver WomEn Beater

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, If you had to choose one douchebag from Denver to put on blast it would be Tommy Gray! He is the biggest stalker ever and beats women! He has more than one restraining order against him because he beats his girlfriends and then when they try to leave them he stalks them! It has also been confirmed by several women that they got “the clap” after having sex with him. Please warn all the women in Colorado of this douche! He is 30 years old and is still a bartender and his goal in life is to continue to be a bartender, but usually he finds old hags to pay for all of his shit.

I think your the only one.  I can’t picture this guy with any girls.- nik

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Terminal Sighting

Posted in BYU, Dallas, Dirty Army Strong, Terminal, The Dirty | September 22nd, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s the infamous jet streamer who haunts airports across the nation. I was waiting for my flight when he strutted by, in his high heels, in the Salt Lake City airport on his way to Phoenix. Two things, first- just try and imagine what his front side looks like…please, I Dare You. And second- I wonder if his wife notices any of her stuff is missing? Or, maybe he stole that top from his daughter.

You gotta wonder what is in his bag?- nik

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Cat Fighting Soccer Girls

Posted in Albuquerque, BYU, Dirty Athletes, Dirty TV, The Dirty | November 6th, 2009

Seriously, get a tripod… that was worse than watching those bootleg movies they sell on the street corners in NYC.

**Julie Foudy is #6 rank Alumni at Mission Viejo High School, just in case you are wondering.

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Best Costume Ever?

Posted in BYU, The Dirty, Utah | November 1st, 2009

Best Costume Ever?

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik best costume ever? what do you think? my buddy in utah.

You didn’t have to tell me he was from Utah… I could tell from the pinky finger.- nik

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Paul From The Wonder Years?

Posted in BYU, The Dirty | September 25th, 2009

Paul from the WOnder Years?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wonder is Fred Savage wished he chose Paul instead of Winnie?

I always wondered what happen to Paul from the Wonder Years and yes, he looks way better than Winnie.- nik

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