BYU | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Grace O Canada

October 12, 2011 BYU, Salt Lake City 3




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this wh*re is Grace Canada. She struts her sh*t like shes the hottest girl around, but really she has so much acne on her face and shes orange skinned, and not to mention she could loose a few… or a lot of weight. Shes a total b*tch and no one likes her. She has the ugliest boyfriend ever who looks like a bulldog! lol because he’s the only one she could actually get!!! She looks like she hasnt slept in years and i just think shes just flat out disgusting. And dont be fooled by her pictures, she photoshops every single one of them to try to look good. I dunno know Nik, would you?

Answer: No, she does a good job covering up her muffin top, now if she could only apply that theory to her 7head.

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More Pics of Brandon Davies’ Second Girlfriend

March 9, 2011 BYU, Dirty Athletes, Salt Lake City, The Dirty 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are some more pics of Jayci Stephen, the girl that BYU’s Brandon Davies knocked up. I think she looks better as a blonde. What do you think, Nik?

B-Davies fell for a total scam artist. Wait until you click to see more photos… his baby momma is not all that.- nik

ALSO SEE: BYU’s Brandon Davies Got His SECOND Girlfriend Pregnant

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BYU Basketball Star Jimmer Fredette And Girlfriend Whitney Engage In Sexual Activities

March 5, 2011 BYU, The Dirty 28

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is some straight BS.  So Jimmer Fredette who is one of the best players in college has a girlfriend Whitney like most of the basketball players do.  An Ex friend of Whitney told Terez Owens that she knows Jimmer and Whitney have had oral sex and is sure they have and sleep together.  I don’t see them suspending one of the best players in college basketball but suspend Brandon because he is black?  That is so not right.

Terez Owens is wrong. That website just makes up sh*t to get traffic. All Jimmer and Whitney have done is hold each other late into the night. They talk about love and worship, not about things the DEVIL would do… like masturbation.- nik

[IMAGE:  TerezOwens]

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Update: BYU’s Brandon Davies Girlfriend Danica Mendivil

March 4, 2011 ASU, BYU, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty 80

**Update:  Email from Dirty Army Soldier: Brandon Davis got kicked out of BYU for knocking up his girlfriend.  The volleyball player, Danica Mendivil, she was posted on here yesterday.  I have family that lives in Provo UT.  I have a VERY reliable source that she confessed to her bishop that she was pregnant, and he pressured her to tell him who the father was.  She held out for like a month, then caved.  She ratted out Brandon.  If she would have waited one more month to tell, BYU could have had a national championship.  Utah is stupid, no where else does little sh*t like this matter.  Dumb Mormo’s.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, many people at BYU still can’t believe that Brandon Davies was suspended for having sex with his own girlfriend. SEX, like what 14 year olds do. Now BYU doesnt even stand a chance to make it to the Elite 8 and the students are outraged. My sister goes the BYU and said most of them have sex here on campus anyway, why ruin our season because of it. Anyway so everyone wants to see the girl that got Brandon Davies suspended. I go to school with his girlfriend Danica Mendivil here at ASU, here are a few pictures of her, personally that guy messed up BYU’s season over an ok looking girl. Nik, thoughts about this?

Danica MenDevil is a total DreamKiller. This is the girl who didn’t believe in “Soaking”.- nik

ALSO SEE: How Dumb Do You Really Have To Be To Believe The Mormon Religion

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Why Mormons Are The Dumbest People On Earth

March 4, 2011 BYU, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty 54

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if BYU is going to kick Brandon Davies off the basketball team for breaking the ‘Honor Code’ then they also need to kick all the female cheerleaders off the team for breaking the honor code too. The honor code states WORD for WORD that female “Clothing is inappropriate when it is sleeveless, strapless, backless, or revealing; has slits above the knee; or is form fitting. Dresses, skirts, and shorts must be knee-length or longer.” I’m pretty sure that the cheerleading uniforms don’t pass that guideline in the code and neither do their gymnastics’ team uniforms either! BYU is full of sh*t.

BYU did this because Brandon Davies is black.- nik

ALSO SEE: BYU’s Brandon Davies Girlfriend Danica Mendivil

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How Dumb Do You Really Have To Be To Believe The Mormon Religion

March 3, 2011 BYU, Dirty Athletes 20

Brandon Davies kicked off BYU team

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is BYU player Brandon Davies, he was kicked off the team yesterday for having sex with his girlfriend. I guess this is against the “honor code” at BYU which also excludes drinking coffee and tea, Nik isn’t this ridiculous?

No, he should be kicked off the team. He broke the rules.- nik

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Denver Women Beater

November 24, 2010 Atlanta, BYU 6

Denver WomEn Beater

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, If you had to choose one douchebag from Denver to put on blast it would be Tommy Gray! He is the biggest stalker ever and beats women! He has more than one restraining order against him because he beats his girlfriends and then when they try to leave them he stalks them! It has also been confirmed by several women that they got “the clap” after having sex with him. Please warn all the women in Colorado of this douche! He is 30 years old and is still a bartender and his goal in life is to continue to be a bartender, but usually he finds old hags to pay for all of his shit.

I think your the only one.  I can’t picture this guy with any girls.- nik

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Terminal Sighting

September 22, 2010 BYU, Dallas, Dirty Army Strong, Terminal, The Dirty 26

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s the infamous jet streamer who haunts airports across the nation. I was waiting for my flight when he strutted by, in his high heels, in the Salt Lake City airport on his way to Phoenix. Two things, first- just try and imagine what his front side looks like…please, I Dare You. And second- I wonder if his wife notices any of her stuff is missing? Or, maybe he stole that top from his daughter.

You gotta wonder what is in his bag?- nik

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