THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, is the douche in the heart sweatshirt real or fake sgm??
FAKE SGM: Real SGM don’t have partys with fat chicks in their garages.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Flavio…this kid usually walks around with a full on mullet and he is 100% serious about it. Here is a pic of his new hair dew, its like a mix between vanilla ice and a hick.
The Dirty Sanchez mustache doesn’t help his case either.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the girl crawling on the ground is Sara, her and the other girls around her make up the wh*res of apt 504. Im sure from this sl*tty group pose you can tell what these girls are all about. I am sure they have some wierd freaky orgies or some sh*t like that go down cause their after parties are kept small but generate a lot of noises. None of these sk*nks can be trusted, guys should stay away and not hook up with any of them and if they do wear a rubber.
Now I’m not to up of Mormonism, but I’m pretty sure this would be frowned upon.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: This guy in the vest, Travis, is for the gays, don’t you think? Note the shirtless vest attire, and his friend’s attempt at SGM. He goes around hitting on people’s girlfriends and claims he runs the scene in Utah. Its not like Utah has any game anyways, but…put this guy on blast.
Notice the definitive lack of females? 100% For the Gays.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this kid is Aaron is a sh*tty wannabe rockstar, he tries way too hard. He is trying to live the rockstar lifestyle and figures the more chicks he bangs the more fans he will get, no matter how fat or beat the chick is. He thinks he is amazing, his music sucks and getting drunk at his shows makes it even worse. This dude is a nerd.
You will always fail if the frontman looks like he has a Touch of Downs. Just Sayin’.- nik
Yes. Heely’s are for children and queers.- nik