THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, i think the “desperate mormon” is preggers?
Pre-marital sex? How shameful.- nik
Alcohol + Douche Bag = Recipe for FAIL.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Well well well look what we have here! the 2 biggest sl*ts ever! these girls are a joke they go out clubbing all the time and get wasted and hook up with random guys. BUT GUESS WHAT?! they are morman and they pretend that they are little angels and do nothing wrong, well guess what you’re a wh*re so i think not! nik, please put these liars on blast!!!!
I’m sure your parents are going to be proud.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik saw this…I have no idea what it means, but either way, sorry to hear about Greg.
That is weird everyone finds my Greg interesting? This is probably a Mormon Missionary they are trying to stop from knocking on their door everyday.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: I thoulght mormans were supposed to be perfect. but i have heard some crazy stories about BYU. the girls are sexually frusterated wh*res if your looking for a easy lay come here!
You forgot to mention that they are all beat.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Well look what we have here, mormans drinking?! I’m shocked! Nik, can you please tell these mormans to stop acting better than everyone, because it looks as though they are human after all.
Good work Mormans, but now WWJD?- nik