Berkeley | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Sarah Mankatala

May 21, 2013 Berkeley, Vancouver 33

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik man, this girl will not leave me alone. I regret ever giving her my digits, because I thought I made it clear in convo I wasn’t interested, and she seemed like a nice girl. Not crazy just nice. F&ck my life was I wrong, this thirsty b&tch will tell anyone that will listen how we are going to end up together, I hope you read this Sarah because ain’t sh*t going to happen between us. Im at least a strong 8 and you’re still stuck in the negatives. My buddies told me to use and abuse this thirsty b&tch (her family has some cash, not lavish multi millionaires but enough) BUT f*ckkk that, I would rather suck a bleeding  infected d&ck before I try to mount this beast. Plus I hear her family is f*cking messed up. Some incest or something, some cousins banging each other, her sisters husband banged his wifes cousin, some weird paki sh*t that the whole family knows about. On a scale of -10 to 0 how would you rate this gremlin.

Posing in a washroom is a sign of trash.  Speaking of which, she managed to squeeze one in the shot.- nik

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Drug Using Mom

February 1, 2013 Berkeley, St. Louis 109

THE DIRTY ARMY: So this is Kallie Siwecki. She has posted her fair share of people on the dirty but the real story lies with in her own life. The guilty mind makes people do guilty things. This girl is not a sober mother as she has posted on other pages. She is not the fit parent she wants you all to think she is. While pregnant she was on nitrous oxide, a*id, MDMA, and the famous research chemicals. Just saying MDMA and the research chemicals are M*TH! Look it up. This girl is lucky that who she claims is the father of her child refused to do as she asked and find her drugs off the streets. As seen in the pictures posted, you can clearly see how under the influence she has been. Some of these were taken while she was pregnant. There is clearly paraphernalia in one of these pictures taken by her in her apartment. She claims that she was impregnated by this shaggy guy, well I know them both, and she got pregnant while this shaggy guy was in jail and left him for this black man. When Shaggy decided to try and get her to stop the drugs while she was pregnant for the safety of an unborn child whether his or not, she became violent and started assaulting shaggy. He left the situation for the safety of all. This girl, Kallie, Then got him fired from his job. Apparently his former boss and her are good friends. He was told he was fired for working to many hours. But when the truth came out, the real reason why he was fired was because Kallie, and his former boss took all of the personal belongings that he left there and turn them into the cops. They both said that he stole it from his place of employment. Hmmm, then on top of it, she had people that have never meet shaggy in his life write false statements about this guy. Hmmmm, some one was a scorn woman. I have seen the documents of these false police reports. Funny story, I myself drove him to and from work. So did another on of his friends shara…… none of kallies friends took him and neither did she. He was living with Taylor and Fanso when he had the job, if you do the math that means she never took him. Well I hope this girl has stopped her drug usage in the good fortune of the child she as given birth too.

That flower suits her.- nik

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Scameron Switzer

December 10, 2012 Berkeley, Sacramento 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, Cameron takes advantage of people. He likes to play the \”nice guys finish last\” routine so people pity him. He convinces friends that he would do anything for them, then borrows large sums of money from friends and family and then never pays back. He often talks them out of what is owed. Even worse, he is a womanizer. He lures girls in pretending to be a kind loving guy that has a hard time getting women because he\’s average looking but has a big heart, but eventually his girlfriends are just for booty calls and he makes them sleep on the floor of his mother\’s house because he doesn\’t want to share his bed. His last girlfriend he convinced to move away with him hundreds of miles. He blew through her savings in just two short months, left her penniless and then accused her of cheating on him all so he could move back to his mom\’s house as the victim and not the douche he really is. That aside, while blowing through his girlfriends savings, he also borrowed money from his room mates which he refused to pay. He frequently contacts exes for booty calls thinking that he can guilt them into sleeping with him despite his horrible womanizing. He also coaches girl\’s youth soccer then talks about which ones he would sleep with if they were legal. Total creep, central California could do without this guy.

Girls, you have now been warned about Cameron… Don’t fall for his sh*t- nik

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Mansie “Rich and Entitled” Cheung

December 5, 2012 Berkeley, San Jose 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl has some MAJOR self-esteem problems. All she does is talk and blog about makeup ALL the time. She walks into a UC Berkeley classroom with easily three thousand dollars worth of clothing and accessories. You can literally smell her lip gloss collection from two rows away! This girl is such a plastic. Her parents are probably both working two jobs just to support her habit. What do you think?

Rich and entitled while posing by a green ironing board…right…- nik

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All Kinds Of Nasty

December 3, 2012 Berkeley, San Francisco 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ew nik her name is Alexandra Petrohilos, Only out for your money. She will open her legs for a 5$ bottle of wine. Blinded her current boyfriend by fcking in the ass. Her ass hole could fit a cucumber. She will open her legs for a big mac, or even an apple. This bitch is skin and bone and is like fcking a boned skeleton. Vegetarian and has no fat on her. SICK. no tit bitch. she be nasty as fck, flirt with homeless men to be slept with by any man she can grab onto. She wants money nothing more. remember boys, she looked better while she was fat . she nasty bone btch now. AI*, drd, AND the c*p.. She is a jealous bitch. She is dirty nasty skunk be careful, she has lots of drd’s she is an attention whore to all extent. Do not listen to her sad story, Please remember b oys. She is gross.

I’m sure she could even angle a few years off of her face. Just saying, try harder.- nik

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Let Me Redeem Myself

November 28, 2012 Berkeley, San Francisco, The Dirty 324

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please let me redeem myself…. I think I deserve a photo rebuttal and when you get down to critisizing finger length I am not doing that bad. Also, keep in mind Nik Richie’s 1-10 scale is far removed from others. I mean he thinks Kate Uptons fat. Thanks either way. - Drea

Drea you are not hot, get over it. Make sure you put your eyes on your donor card… the rest is worthless.- nik

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Not Going To Front, I Am Submitting Myself

November 26, 2012 Berkeley, San Francisco, The Dirty 536

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. Cut Straight to the chase. I adore your wife and I respect your biting honesty. I ran for Miss CA last year to raise awareness for a charity I worked with helping homeless youth. I’ve modeled and acted but no means think I am the sh*t. Just curious to whether I am worthy in your eyes of a post? I know you hate photoshop so I inlcluded self taken today unedited shots. Thanks! - Drea.

Drea, why are your inner thighs touching? Why have you not removed that tattoo? Why does your A-cup look forced? Why are your fingers so long? Why do you tilt your head forward to hide the length of your nose? Why do your hip bones define you? Why do you breathe through your belly button (blow hole)? I will stop with the questions for now… solid 4.2251668.- nik

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Newest Raiderette Althea

August 25, 2012 Berkeley, Dirty Cheerleaders, San Francisco 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Althea is the newest Asian in Oakland Raiders fabulous females.. I think shes the hottest out of the group… what do you think?

I think talking about the Raiders is a waste of energy.- nik

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