Scameron Switzer

December 10, 2012 Berkeley, Sacramento 16 7,447 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, Cameron takes advantage of people. He likes to play the \”nice guys finish last\” routine so people pity him. He convinces friends that he would do anything for them, then borrows large sums of money from friends and family and then never pays back. He often talks them out of what is owed. Even worse, he is a womanizer. He lures girls in pretending to be a kind loving guy that has a hard time getting women because he\’s average looking but has a big heart, but eventually his girlfriends are just for booty calls and he makes them sleep on the floor of his mother\’s house because he doesn\’t want to share his bed. His last girlfriend he convinced to move away with him hundreds of miles. He blew through her savings in just two short months, left her penniless and then accused her of cheating on him all so he could move back to his mom\’s house as the victim and not the douche he really is. That aside, while blowing through his girlfriends savings, he also borrowed money from his room mates which he refused to pay. He frequently contacts exes for booty calls thinking that he can guilt them into sleeping with him despite his horrible womanizing. He also coaches girl\’s youth soccer then talks about which ones he would sleep with if they were legal. Total creep, central California could do without this guy.

Girls, you have now been warned about Cameron… Don’t fall for his sh*t- nik

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Mansie “Rich and Entitled” Cheung

December 5, 2012 Berkeley, San Jose 22 7,340 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl has some MAJOR self-esteem problems. All she does is talk and blog about makeup ALL the time. She walks into a UC Berkeley classroom with easily three thousand dollars worth of clothing and accessories. You can literally smell her lip gloss collection from two rows away! This girl is such a plastic. Her parents are probably both working two jobs just to support her habit. What do you think?

Rich and entitled while posing by a green ironing board…right…- nik

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All Kinds Of Nasty

December 3, 2012 Berkeley, San Francisco 8 8,622 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ew nik her name is Alexandra Petrohilos, Only out for your money. She will open her legs for a 5$ bottle of wine. Blinded her current boyfriend by fcking in the ass. Her ass hole could fit a cucumber. She will open her legs for a big mac, or even an apple. This bitch is skin and bone and is like fcking a boned skeleton. Vegetarian and has no fat on her. SICK. no tit bitch. she be nasty as fck, flirt with homeless men to be slept with by any man she can grab onto. She wants money nothing more. remember boys, she looked better while she was fat . she nasty bone btch now. AI*, drd, AND the c*p.. She is a jealous bitch. She is dirty nasty skunk be careful, she has lots of drd’s she is an attention whore to all extent. Do not listen to her sad story, Please remember b oys. She is gross.

I’m sure she could even angle a few years off of her face. Just saying, try harder.- nik

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Let Me Redeem Myself

November 28, 2012 Berkeley, San Francisco, The Dirty 324 8,567 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please let me redeem myself…. I think I deserve a photo rebuttal and when you get down to critisizing finger length I am not doing that bad. Also, keep in mind Nik Richie’s 1-10 scale is far removed from others. I mean he thinks Kate Uptons fat. Thanks either way. - Drea

Drea you are not hot, get over it. Make sure you put your eyes on your donor card… the rest is worthless.- nik

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Not Going To Front, I Am Submitting Myself

November 26, 2012 Berkeley, San Francisco, The Dirty 535 11,195 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. Cut Straight to the chase. I adore your wife and I respect your biting honesty. I ran for Miss CA last year to raise awareness for a charity I worked with helping homeless youth. I’ve modeled and acted but no means think I am the sh*t. Just curious to whether I am worthy in your eyes of a post? I know you hate photoshop so I inlcluded self taken today unedited shots. Thanks! - Drea.

Drea, why are your inner thighs touching? Why have you not removed that tattoo? Why does your A-cup look forced? Why are your fingers so long? Why do you tilt your head forward to hide the length of your nose? Why do your hip bones define you? Why do you breathe through your belly button (blow hole)? I will stop with the questions for now… solid 4.2251668.- nik

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Newest Raiderette Althea

August 25, 2012 Berkeley, Dirty Cheerleaders, San Francisco 8 9,675 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Althea is the newest Asian in Oakland Raiders fabulous females.. I think shes the hottest out of the group… what do you think?

I think talking about the Raiders is a waste of energy.- nik

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Nothing Wrong With Being Proud Of Your Refund Gap

April 22, 2012 Anaheim, Berkeley, The Dirty, Would You? 11 7,225 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick thinks shes the hottest sh*t ever, always uploading her “modeling” pictures showing off her refund gap.  So my question is nik would you?

Answer: No, she has back fat rolls and a face like Jesus.

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Derek Is Such A Slore

April 4, 2012 Berkeley 12 6,138 Views

Derek is such a Slore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t know what sport he plays but he is the biggest man wh*re I know. The first time i met him he was really nice and then i turn around and he is talking to my best friend with the same pick up lines he used on me. Luckily i didn’t sleep with him because I’m sure he has caught something. Ladies STAY AWAY!!

The sport he plays would be nothing, he was looking for someone to hit it and quit it with.- nik

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