Wednesday 22nd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Not Going To Front, I Am Submitting Myself

November 26, 2012 Berkeley, San Francisco, The Dirty 533 10,309 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. Cut Straight to the chase. I adore your wife and I respect your biting honesty. I ran for Miss CA last year to raise awareness for a charity I worked with helping homeless youth. I’ve modeled and acted but no means think I am the sh*t. Just curious to whether I am worthy in your eyes of a post? I know you hate photoshop so I inlcluded self taken today unedited shots. Thanks! - Drea.

Drea, why are your inner thighs touching? Why have you not removed that tattoo? Why does your A-cup look forced? Why are your fingers so long? Why do you tilt your head forward to hide the length of your nose? Why do your hip bones define you? Why do you breathe through your belly button (blow hole)? I will stop with the questions for now… solid 4.2251668.- nik



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Newest Raiderette Althea

August 25, 2012 Berkeley, Dirty Cheerleaders, San Francisco 6 9,548 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Althea is the newest Asian in Oakland Raiders fabulous females.. I think shes the hottest out of the group… what do you think?

I think talking about the Raiders is a waste of energy.- nik



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Nothing Wrong With Being Proud Of Your Refund Gap

April 22, 2012 Anaheim, Berkeley, The Dirty, Would You? 11 7,186 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick thinks shes the hottest sh*t ever, always uploading her “modeling” pictures showing off her refund gap.  So my question is nik would you?

Answer: No, she has back fat rolls and a face like Jesus.



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Derek Is Such A Slore

April 4, 2012 Berkeley 11 6,042 Views

Derek is such a Slore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t know what sport he plays but he is the biggest man wh*re I know. The first time i met him he was really nice and then i turn around and he is talking to my best friend with the same pick up lines he used on me. Luckily i didn’t sleep with him because I’m sure he has caught something. Ladies STAY AWAY!!

The sport he plays would be nothing, he was looking for someone to hit it and quit it with.- nik



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I Hate You Nik Richie

March 20, 2012 Alien, Berkeley, Ibiza, The Dirty 47 9,115 Views

Nik Richie

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Richie is probably the biggest p*ssy I know. I go and try to contact him about something on this site and he won’t even put up his contact info. He is scared of people and looks like a dirty spik. If i could fight this guy, I would one hitter quitter this f*cking faggot and make him cry like a little b*tch (even though I’m sure he cries like a baby back b*ch all the time). Nik if you see this put up your contact information and I will personally email and tell you who this is. This site is for low lifes and the since nik started this he must be the biggest low life of them all.

And you are not a lowlife because? I hate how retarded some people are… since when have I been hiding?- nik



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Trevor, Need We Say More

February 14, 2012 Berkeley, Sacramento 10 9,707 Views

Trevor, Need we say more?

Trevor, Need we say more?

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Trevor. No explaination is needed for this pedo man sloot. With a chance to be anonymous I know the comments will speak for themselves. The number of people and relationships effected by this thirty-something year old “man” is unbelievable and revolting! I can’t believe no one has done this yet!!!



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