Berkeley | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Nothing Wrong With Being Proud Of Your Refund Gap

April 22, 2012 Anaheim, Berkeley, The Dirty, Would You? 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick thinks shes the hottest sh*t ever, always uploading her “modeling” pictures showing off her refund gap.  So my question is nik would you?

Answer: No, she has back fat rolls and a face like Jesus.

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Derek Is Such A Slore

April 4, 2012 Berkeley 12

Derek is such a Slore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t know what sport he plays but he is the biggest man wh*re I know. The first time i met him he was really nice and then i turn around and he is talking to my best friend with the same pick up lines he used on me. Luckily i didn’t sleep with him because I’m sure he has caught something. Ladies STAY AWAY!!

The sport he plays would be nothing, he was looking for someone to hit it and quit it with.- nik

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I Hate You Nik Richie

March 20, 2012 Alien, Berkeley, Ibiza, The Dirty 74

Nik Richie

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Richie is probably the biggest p*ssy I know. I go and try to contact him about something on this site and he won’t even put up his contact info. He is scared of people and looks like a dirty spik. If i could fight this guy, I would one hitter quitter this f*cking faggot and make him cry like a little b*tch (even though I’m sure he cries like a baby back b*ch all the time). Nik if you see this put up your contact information and I will personally email and tell you who this is. This site is for low lifes and the since nik started this he must be the biggest low life of them all.

And you are not a lowlife because? I hate how retarded some people are… since when have I been hiding?- nik

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Trevor, Need We Say More

February 14, 2012 Berkeley, Sacramento 10

Trevor, Need we say more?

Trevor, Need we say more?

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Trevor. No explaination is needed for this pedo man sloot. With a chance to be anonymous I know the comments will speak for themselves. The number of people and relationships effected by this thirty-something year old “man” is unbelievable and revolting! I can’t believe no one has done this yet!!!

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Asian Girls From Berkeley

January 18, 2012 Berkeley, Would You? 13

Asian Girls from Berkeley

THE DIRTY ARMY: What do you think of these 4 junior girls from Berkeley?? I know three of them are Business majors and one is Econ. None of them are in sororities.

They might as well be, Noodles always stick together.  And, No I wouldn’t, not one of them has a properly shaped head or face.- nik

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You Have To See This

December 8, 2011 Berkeley, The Dirty 125

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I always knew foundation could cover blemishes but I didn’t know it could cover them to this extent. This is insane, you’d think you could at least see her bumps or indentations on her face even if the red is neutralized. Take a look at this video. Behold, the power of cosmetics.

What a waste of pretty eyes.- nik

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Help Us Fight For The First Amendment

November 21, 2011 Berkeley, Dirty News, Sacramento, The Dirty, UC Davis 53

Help Us Fight For The First Amendment!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as someone who is extremely passionate about upholding the first amendment of the constitution, I have to wonder if you have heard about the happenings in the past week at Berkeley and UC Davis. Students at Davis were holding a peaceful protest, that was endorsed by the Davis Faculty Association, to speak out against an 81% tuition increase and police brutality earlier in the week at Berkeley, where people were bludgeoned, pepper sprayed, and beaten during a nonviolent protest.  The Chancellor at UC Davis called the police to the site of the protest where pepper spray started being used on students who were simply linking arms and sitting in a circle on the ground. Police were beating protestors, and spraying pepper spray directly into their eyes and throats…one person continued throwing up blood for 10 hours after being sprayed.  The person in the picture actually being pepper sprayed is a former classmate and friend that I have known for well over a decade, which is why I wanted to shed light to this particular issue. The first amendment to the constitution blatantly states that it is the “right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.” Because of the actions taken by the Chancellor, a junior faculty member of UC Davis has written a letter demanding them to resign, which has become available as a petition.
The hypocrisy of the Chancellor, along with the decision to bring armed authorities into a peaceful, nonviolent protest is absolutely deplorable. I know that there are thousands of people who view this site daily and if there is anyone who cares as much about upholding citizens’ first amendment rights, it’s you Nik. Please help us spread the word and sign this petition to show police and college faculty that we will not stand for anything less than what we are entitled to do by the first amendment of the constitution.

The only fair thing to do is pepper spray the Chancellor. Kids sitting down acting on their rights is not warfare.- nik 

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Nicaraguan Beauty Alba-Marina

November 16, 2011 Berkeley, The Dirty 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I noticed this girl, Her name is Alba-Marina. I think she’s stunning, and she’s a total sweetheart. She’s a gorgeous latina from Nicaragua, and I can’t resist girls that are super sweet and down to earth, plus she was Miss Berkeley. I’ve never really dated a hot chick, and I can’t help but think this girl and I would hit it off. The only downside to this chick for me is her five head, but I guess the pros overshadow the only con.

I am in love with her natural lips… the rest I don’t care for.- nik

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