Berkeley | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Nik Richie Goes To College

July 16, 2010 Berkeley, Dirty Rides, San Francisco, The Dirty 47

Nik Richie Goes to College??

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I love the site and love how you keep it real. I saw this in Berkeley the other day and thought that a.) you should really be driving something a hell of a lot cooler than a Scion and b.) you should be honest with your readers and tell them you went back to school… Just don’t expect much from the horses and noodles that pass for women at Berkeley.

That is not my name anymore.- Nik Lamas-Richie

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Nik You Have To Like This Goddess

March 10, 2010 Berkeley, Manhattan, San Francisco, The Dirty 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Abbey Lee K**. An Austrilian goddess supermodel ranked as the top 10 model as of right now. She is pretty much perfect and has the best body in the industry. Models from Vouge covers and editorials to Victoria Secret and rocks a nose ring! So Nik what do YOU think of this angel?

I think she needs braces and a new haircut.  I don’t believe in these top ten lists… the judges are all fashion industry gay guys (Pink Mafia) who can’t even get it up for chicks.  How can you tell if a chick is hot if you don’t want to stick it in them?- nik

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Berkeley Hottie Alert

February 22, 2010 Berkeley, San Jose, Would You? 9

Berkeley Hottie Alert

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the name is Gabby Vo**. Nothing dirty about her.. super cute/pretty latina in Alpha Phi.. nevermind her friends, would you with the brunette?

She is in a sorority, she is dirty…I don’t know which one your talking about but I don’t care, their all ugly.- nik

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Most Gorgeous Import Model Ever

February 16, 2010 Berkeley, Vancouver, Would You? 100

This is Dannie Riel!!! She's the most gorgeous import model ever

This is Dannie Riel!!! She's the most gorgeous import model ever

This is Dannie Riel!!! She's the most gorgeous import model ever

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Dannie R** is hot and gorgeous and if you doubt that, you are crazy!!

Guess I’m crazy..her torso belongs to a guy, +2′s wouldn’t even balance it out.- nik

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Mr And Ms Don’t Pay

February 16, 2010 Berkeley, Dirty Business, Newport 34

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik a friend of mine works for this tool, and from what he says, this guy doesn’t like to pay his employee’s or let alone their expense’s. Plus he’s known through-out the community as a rip off! He’s has a brand that claims to be all that, but in reality he’s selling other artists artwork and then telling the artist to basically f*ck off, the guys a barney and needs to be put on blast!

That is one of the worst hack jobs I have seen.- nik


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Supposed Hottest Female Athlete Of 2010

January 20, 2010 Berkeley, Dirty Athletes, St. Paul, The Dirty 28


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Allison Stokke and she’s being rated as the hottest female athlete on the planet….just wondering what you think Nik.

I think she is lopsided with a minimal gut.  Honestly, she looks way better without make up and done up.  I rather have her hang out with me in her pole vaulter uniform all day.  Also, she looks like she would be a great shower partner in my mind.- nik

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Stephen From Laguna Beach

November 18, 2009 Berkeley, The Dirty 32



THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here is Stephen. He was just chilling with a dude friend at the first bar I was at Mani’s playing shuffle board and drinking. Then he came to the second bar I was at: Kips. He was ordering shots of Patron… kinda douchey when the bar is filled with college kids getting $2 whiskey/cokes. He ended up chilling and sitting down with the girls I was with, one who eventually puked on his table because it was her 21st birthday. Nobody recognized him in Berkeley because he has gained so much weight.

Yeah, he is a little fat in the face… still trying to figure out who is though?  Am I supposed to know him?- nik

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Caption of the Day

June 25, 2009 ASU, Berkeley, Chicago, Iraq, San Diego, Scissor Gang Mafia, Scottsdale, The Dirty 121

Ahmadinejad: real or fake SGM

DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

Fake SGM? Please be funny and not racist.

Link to previous winner - Envelope Please

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!



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