THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Allison Stokke and she’s being rated as the hottest female athlete on the planet….just wondering what you think Nik.
I think she is lopsided with a minimal gut. Honestly, she looks way better without make up and done up. I rather have her hang out with me in her pole vaulter uniform all day. Also, she looks like she would be a great shower partner in my mind.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Stephen. He was just chilling with a dude friend at the first bar I was at Mani’s playing shuffle board and drinking. Then he came to the second bar I was at: Kips. He was ordering shots of Patron… kinda douchey when the bar is filled with college kids getting $2 whiskey/cokes. He ended up chilling and sitting down with the girls I was with, one who eventually puked on his table because it was her 21st birthday. Nobody recognized him in Berkeley because he has gained so much weight.
Yeah, he is a little fat in the face… still trying to figure out who is though? Am I supposed to know him?- nik
DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.
Fake SGM? Please be funny and not racist.
Link to previous winner - Envelope Please
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
I will be in the Bay Area tonight (Thirsty Third Thursday) at Aura Nightclub in NorCal!!! Come out to Pleasanton, CA and party with my Greg!
Come hang out with me on June 18th at Aura as The Dirty Immunity Tour comes to Pleasanton.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik who says those dorks up at CAL dont know how to party , check out this kid.
I think the noodle spilled some top ramen on him.- nik
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