THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Melisha ‘Ishi’ Reg*er. She calls herself Ishi, but everyone knows her as Isshe or Isntshe because no one knows whether she is a guy or not! The flabby man arms, flat chest, and football player shoulders give us all doubts that she is even a girl! I’ve met this girl three times and the first two times she was head first in the toilet, and the third had just got done with someone’s boyfriend. How classy right? Not only does she sleep around like there is no tomorrow, but she has a BOYFRIEND! The sad thing is, he sleeps around too! She knows and doesn’t even care! She is a notorious cheater and so is her boytoy. She is so desperate for a boyfriend she doesn’t care if he cheats, and then goes and cheats on him!. She thinks she is the hottest girl in Wichita, and can beat anyone up. Sadly she is mistaken! This pathetic girl can’t even last two hours at a party without passing out! She is the biggest sh*t talker around too. You never know if what comes out of her mouth is the truth or not. Sadly enough this all is. You never know who will rat you out on The Dirty Ishi, so keep on guessing 
I’m gonna not go out on a limb and say that’s definitely a dude.- nik
