THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Jesus Renteria AKA “Ducky”. He thinks he’s the last Coke in the desert. He parties around like there’s no other and thinks he can get any chick he sees. He’s always drunk and rolls around with his best friend Manuel Garcia. You can usually find him at clubs fist pumping with alcohol in hand. He thinks he’s a perfect 10, but he can’t even drive himself around because he has no car. What a waste of man.
Someone needs to remind him that he lives in Kansas.- nik