THE DIRTY ARMY: This is the nastiest little drunken sloot around! Her name is Melisha ‘Ishi’ Reg*er. We all call her Isshe or Isntshe because we can’t be completely sure she isn’t a dude with her broad shoulders, flappy fat man arms, flat chest, and beer gut! She thinks she is the absolute hottest thing to ever hit Wichita but she is sadly mistaken! The first three times I met her she was head first in the toilet, and the third she just got done fcking some poor girl’s boyfriend! She is hooked on pepsi, and can’t stop popping pills to save her life. This little party hooker can’t keep her mouth shut about anyone either. She talks so much trash no one can be sure what is the truth or just another pathetic lie to make herself look good. What’s even more pathetic is she is now “dating” a guy that cheats on her all the time. He parties, sleeps around, and the worst part is, SHE DOESN’T CARE! She is so desperate for a boyfriend, she dates a notorious cheater. It’s pathetic. But that doesn’t mean she keeps her legs closed herself, she is always with other guys when her own is out partying. Anyway Nilk, would you or wouldn’t you? I think I can answer this one for you, but I’ll let you do the honors!
Answer: No, the drugs are making her look like this…never seen pits that big before.