THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Have you ever heard of a girl who brags about having sex with over 100 guys before she even turned 18? Well if you feel like meeting her, her name is Adri “mother fuckin” Johnson. You may have already met her best friend, Hayley, who has already made it onto the dirty, but Adri considers herself the head bitch in charge. Wichita has never seen more of a disgrace than this girl. She never ceases to show off her tongue ring and it may be a little hard to understand her when she talks due to the balls that are constantly in her mouth- she must have sucked a few too many. If you ever find yourself at a party with Adri watch out. She will brag about drinking more than anyone, yet she is the one tripping over herself after four beers. She can’t go to a party without getting in a fight with some “bitch” – whether it be screaming at the person from across the lawn because she is too pussy to confront them, or threatening to “beat her face in”. I have never met a girl more hated or trashy, but the question is, have you?

Does some guy always try and stick their greg in her face while she’s on the can?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: yo nik, this kid is a total fucking tool. thinks hes hot shit because hes a vocalist with no band. Walks around shows like he ownes everything. like everyone should respect him. This kid is nothing, a fucking tool bag. Goofy as fck kid who thinks he’s hardcore. he talks shit on people for liking a band that he doesn’t. he has fcked our music scene up so much. Has no respect for anyone. No one likes him, he’s a total douche.

Waiting in line to catch a glimpse of your favorite singer is something forgy’s do.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Please say it aint so. Nik, The rookie for the Utah Jazz has just dropped his single. I think the whole world would appreciate it if athletes stopped trying to rap. I couldn’t make it through the whole song and definitely regret spending a buck on it on iTunes, cause of course I found it on youtube after.

He needs to pierce his ears like Young Slay if he wants to be taken seriously in the Rap Game.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Sarah Dexter. Straight up whore. She has been with Jesse for supposedly 4 years, but not faithful. She sucked my dick for atleast a year before she even told me about him. She has f*cked up yellow buck teeth that she tries to edit with picnik into looking white. She claims to be the “Barbie” of Wichita and said shes been offered multiple jobs at Hooters. Ha, ha, f*ckin ha. She doesnt even have an A cup to show off. shes nasty and parties non stop and cant get a job so she works at her daddys auto shop. Stay away from her if you dont want some nasty shit.

Easy there horsey, you don’t wanna be worn out before you have a chance to lock down a guy.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik! dont even get me started on this kid he thinks he is the shit and thinks he can get with and girl by now he has probably f*cked most girls in the city. Maybe cause he is a little street rat obviously from his looks. HE is really fake and seems so nice but what people dont know is his personality changes from a scene kid to a jock in about 2.5 seconds. GIRL BEWARD OF THIS MAN WHORE!!!

Scene kid to jock? what has he jumped on the MMA bandwagon.  Dude we know your not sleeping with a bunch of girls, especially with tats that look like they wash off.- nik