THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik! This asian wanna be Kim K has been f*cking with everyone else’s boyfriends lately.  She thinks she is the sh*t , she posts tons of pictures of herself everyday .  I’m so sicking tired of her being everywhere and brag about herself and how many guys she sleeps with, how she never pays for stuff etc.  She bar tends lol ugh so sicking tired of her! theres nothing special about her I hope she realizes it.  Oh plus she said she is getting her boobs done soon but look her nose and adams apple.

Smells like Noodles.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t even know where to begin with this one. Her name is Brandy Johnson. She lives in Saint Joseph, Missouri but she has lived around the Faucett and Agency areas. She is a piece of work and has slept with over 30 different men. How in the hell she can get all that action? I have no idea. Any man who willingly gets in bed with her ugly *ss, HAS to have something wrong with him. Besides the fact that she is completely and utterly unattractive (to say the least) ..she is an unfit mother. She has had DFS called plently of times. I honestly don’t know how she is still even able to see her children at all, considering she checks *herself* in and out of mental institutions in order to get medication.. (which she doesn’t take) and her ultimate goal — now she has actually recieved disability on herself. She’s living the good life. She’s STILL recieving child support for 2 of the 3 kids who haven’t lived with her in over 5 years. She recieves housing and food stamps as well.. She was working ‘under the table’ at one point in time. She blames everyone else for the problems that she has in life, never wants to take responsibly or get a job. She constantly uses people and everyone in the world is out to get her. She’s never going to grow up.. so I say hey, let’s at least put her on blast and let eveyone know about the true POS that she is!

She’s learned that she can support herself by having babies, careful you could be next.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, behold the ultimate group of wanna be celebrities. These are some of the dumbest girls to EVER have existed. The girls are Gina, Katie, Shannon, Lauren and Amanda. They are total bottle rats and think they’re hot sh*t. They all talk so much sh*t behind each other’s backs and only tolerate each other drunk, which they are all the time. My good friend’s boyfriend got some from Amanda once while drunk and regretted it.

Bacardi has been bringing bottle rats together for years.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I figured I’d give you an easy day at work to critique what may be one of Chicago’s “finest”: Carly. She moved to Chicago after leaving Central Michigan in hopes of being a small town girl that makes it big (at least in the Midwest). She’s a former stripper from Hustler Club. Her religious view is “Carlythology”, so I need not explain any further how full of herself she is. She frequently goes to the gym to meet bouncers and douches in an attempt to live vicariously through them as she’s a previous steroid user herself (probably has a Greg too) which resulted in a colectomy. She doesn’t look bad for being under 21… right?

I can tell Carl is trying to fight his way into this world. The male transformation must happen here. FREE CARL!- nik