Central Michigan | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Dog Face And Horse Teeth

March 30, 2010 Central Michigan, Detroit, Dirty Horses 3

dog face and horse teeth

dog face and horse teeth

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these girls are nasty bitches. So ugly and they think they’re really awesome. Please put them on blast because I think they are so sick and it will definitely bring a smile to my face. Thank you.

Why does everyone in Michigan look like men or animals, gross!- nik

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Dirty Girl With The Big Nose

March 3, 2010 Central Michigan, Would You? 15

dirty hoe wit a big nose

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl has the biggest nose I have ever seen. She spreads disease!!! Watch out fellas! Nik, I already know you would NEVER, she is one of those girls yu have to see to believe! UGH ashley…you are so gross!

I don’t even think she could fit her nose in her mouth.- nik

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Would You?

October 2, 2009 Central Michigan, Detroit 10


would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Would you with any of these “hot” CMU girls?

Answer: No, all I see are thighs, and saggers.

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If Loving Gregs Is Wrong, This Kid Doesn’t Wanna Be Right

September 4, 2009 Central Michigan, Detroit 9

If Loving Gregs is Wrong, This Kid Doesn't Wanna Be Right

If Loving Gregs is Wrong, This Kid Doesn't Wanna Be Right


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I believe we have a repeat offender on our hands. This dale boy rolls around all the bars at Central Michigan telling the girls how hot they are, trying to spit game, but gets as much play as Stephen Hawking. This kid is always talking to girls, which is weird because he really loves gregs. I heard that he holds the Guiness World Record for gregs sucked in 1 hour with 31. If you don’t believe me, look at the picture above where he’s trying to give some dude a mouth hug. Put this clown on blast please.

31 Gregs? Your parents must be  so proud of you.- nik

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August 27, 2009 Central Michigan, Michigan 6


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik can you please have a party here and bring some dirty girls. The only dirty girls we have are hideous fat and usually like multiple guys…All of which I am not cool with.

Her legs literally look like fat tree stumps. She would be the perfect person to take hunting because she would blend in with the forest.- nik

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Were Cool

August 26, 2009 Central Michigan 6


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these 2 retards are Nick and Toni.  These guys live in a fantasy world, they think they are the coolest people on earth and that everyone respects their opinion.  They tried to start a blog site about music which is probably one of the dumbest pieces of sh*ts I have ever seen.  These guys go around acting like retards and annoy the f*ck out of everybody.  Garuntee that they give eachother mustache rides.

What are they 12?  Who draws on a persons face when they are not passed out?- nik

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Killer Mushroom Cut

August 25, 2009 Central Michigan 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik sweet dew eh.  This guy is a basket case, he is one of those crazy goth type of people.  He has been shoot in the face by one of those police bean bag shooters before for causing a rukus.  I think he may be destined to work at a blockbuster for the rest of his life.

Yeah, he is the reason I use Netflix.- nik

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Central Michigan Dirty Girl

August 25, 2009 Central Michigan 4


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Keri the sl*t.  This girl will jump on any guy willing to buy her drinks all night or gives her a bunch of weed.  She goes through groups of guys at a time.  She will f*ck one guy move onto their friend and so on and so on until finally everyone has had it with her then she moves on to the next group of guys who will buy her sh*t and f*ck her.  She is most definitely a dirty girl.

What else is there to do in Central Michigan to stay warm?- nik

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