THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I believe we have a repeat offender on our hands. This dale boy rolls around all the bars at Central Michigan telling the girls how hot they are, trying to spit game, but gets as much play as Stephen Hawking. This kid is always talking to girls, which is weird because he really loves gregs. I heard that he holds the Guiness World Record for gregs sucked in 1 hour with 31. If you don’t believe me, look at the picture above where he’s trying to give some dude a mouth hug. Put this clown on blast please.
31 Gregs? Your parents must be so proud of you.- nik