THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these girls are nasty bitches. So ugly and they think they’re really awesome. Please put them on blast because I think they are so sick and it will definitely bring a smile to my face. Thank you.

Why does everyone in Michigan look like men or animals, gross!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Would you with any of these “hot” CMU girls?

Answer: No, all I see are thighs, and saggers.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I believe we have a repeat offender on our hands. This dale boy rolls around all the bars at Central Michigan telling the girls how hot they are, trying to spit game, but gets as much play as Stephen Hawking. This kid is always talking to girls, which is weird because he really loves gregs. I heard that he holds the Guiness World Record for gregs sucked in 1 hour with 31. If you don’t believe me, look at the picture above where he’s trying to give some dude a mouth hug. Put this clown on blast please.

31 Gregs? Your parents must be  so proud of you.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik can you please have a party here and bring some dirty girls. The only dirty girls we have are hideous fat and usually like multiple guys…All of which I am not cool with.

Her legs literally look like fat tree stumps. She would be the perfect person to take hunting because she would blend in with the forest.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these 2 retards are Nick and Toni.  These guys live in a fantasy world, they think they are the coolest people on earth and that everyone respects their opinion.  They tried to start a blog site about music which is probably one of the dumbest pieces of sh*ts I have ever seen.  These guys go around acting like retards and annoy the f*ck out of everybody.  Garuntee that they give eachother mustache rides.

What are they 12?  Who draws on a persons face when they are not passed out?- nik