Central Michigan | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Hands McGee

August 25, 2009 Central Michigan 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the jerk wearing the red is Eric.  This guy is always drunk and always has his arms wrapped around some troll whether they like it or not.  This guy assumes that any girl he goes up to and grabs likes him, or should like him.  This guy is nasty, he is a slob and does anything in order to bang some chick out…he is gross

Looks like he has also mistaken his friend for a girl grabbing him like that.-nik

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Would You

August 25, 2009 Central Michigan, Would You? 3


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Claire I think she is gorgeous and she is not a wh*re, she must get some brownie points for that right Nik?  Would You??

Answer: No, I would rather have a hot wh*re, than a prude fatty.

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August 17, 2009 Central Michigan, Detroit 2

Real or Forgy SGM

Real or Forgy SGM

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dude prances around CMU like he can get any girl he sees. Always throwing out money attempting to be a 30k millionaire to get girls. When in reality he is for the gays. Please put this kid on blast.  Is he Forgy?

Is he Forgy? What do you think? Just look at the smile on his face in the second picture.- nik

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GR Baby Trash

April 29, 2009 Central Michigan, Detroit, Western Michigan 17

GR Baby Trash

GR Baby Trash

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the safest way to hit this is to wear a full body condom. This is ‘M*ndee Fi*sco’, she’ll f*ck anyone that can get her underage beef curtains into the club, owners, bartenders, security guys, even spidey. yum! she is a keeper for sure.

She looks like she strive to be like Rhianna, I bet she’s taking a couple blows to the face as well.- nik

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Its All A Cover

April 17, 2009 Central Michigan, Detroit, Michigan, Michigan State, Western Michigan 2


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Zakir a douche.  He thinks he is the hottest and coolest guy in town.  He thinks he has an exotic look going on, and he tries to be a fashionista wearing stunner shades at night and scarves all the time.  This guy is a classic douche who thinks he is way more then he actaully is, I have never seen this dude with a chick yet he apparently hooks up with many lol what a douche maybe he is just covering up being a homo.

This guy is gayer than AIDS.- nik

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Sucking Face

April 16, 2009 Central Michigan, Detroit, Michigan, Michigan State, Western Michigan 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy must be a first timer eh…He must have gotten her a lot of drinks, he was probably overjoyed when she passed out so he could go play with his Lego.

Or his boyfriend’s Greg. Just Sayin’.- nik

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April 16, 2009 Central Michigan, Detroit 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: Is there a baby in there?…I don’t think so!

The only baby in there is one made of food. Just sayin’.- nik

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Too Much Junk

April 15, 2009 Central Michigan, Detroit, Michigan, Michigan State, Western Michigan 4


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik why do older women who think they are hot so aggressive.  Both these ladies have kids about a 5 inch forehead and probably an extra 50-100 lbs on em.  It should be illegal for women like these to go out on the prowl to take advantage of some poor drunk kids.

It looks like she is smuggling a dump truck.- nik

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