THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Zakir a douche.  He thinks he is the hottest and coolest guy in town.  He thinks he has an exotic look going on, and he tries to be a fashionista wearing stunner shades at night and scarves all the time.  This guy is a classic douche who thinks he is way more then he actaully is, I have never seen this dude with a chick yet he apparently hooks up with many lol what a douche maybe he is just covering up being a homo.

This guy is gayer than AIDS.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy must be a first timer eh…He must have gotten her a lot of drinks, he was probably overjoyed when she passed out so he could go play with his Lego.

Or his boyfriend’s Greg. Just Sayin’.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik why do older women who think they are hot so aggressive.  Both these ladies have kids about a 5 inch forehead and probably an extra 50-100 lbs on em.  It should be illegal for women like these to go out on the prowl to take advantage of some poor drunk kids.

It looks like she is smuggling a dump truck.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik the girl in the front is dirty Sarah a dirty wh*re.  She says she has a boyfriend and never gets with guys which is completely false, the dude in the pic is even grabbin her cooch so you know these guys had a freaky night.  She stays at a few different guys houses a week and stay cooped up inside so there is no telling what kinds of things she is doing.

I want some Dirty Intel on the blonde. I am willing to bet she is DIRTY.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: You know your a dirty sl*t when you have a picture like this or simply looking like this.  Nik this is Crissy and she is a swinging dirty swamp troll.  Her hair smells and looks like it hasn’t been washed in years and her style is definitely one which makes people scratch their heads. I wouldn’t even hit that with a condom.

I can’t imagine anyone being attracted to this. Ever.- nik