Central Michigan | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Ready For Action

April 14, 2009 Central Michigan, Detroit, Western Michigan 2


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik the girl in the front is dirty Sarah a dirty wh*re.  She says she has a boyfriend and never gets with guys which is completely false, the dude in the pic is even grabbin her cooch so you know these guys had a freaky night.  She stays at a few different guys houses a week and stay cooped up inside so there is no telling what kinds of things she is doing.

I want some Dirty Intel on the blonde. I am willing to bet she is DIRTY.- nik

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April 10, 2009 Central Michigan, Detroit, Michigan, Michigan State, MSU, Western Michigan 3


THE DIRTY ARMY: You know your a dirty sl*t when you have a picture like this or simply looking like this.  Nik this is Crissy and she is a swinging dirty swamp troll.  Her hair smells and looks like it hasn’t been washed in years and her style is definitely one which makes people scratch their heads. I wouldn’t even hit that with a condom.

I can’t imagine anyone being attracted to this. Ever.- nik

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Is That A Wig

April 9, 2009 Central Michigan, Detroit, Western Michigan 3


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Ni this is Jen. I think she grew up wanting to be a man, she is always drunk to the point of passing out.  She has a hard time getting with both girls any guys, she pretty much takes everything she can get.  She is in dire need for a make-over.

I am going to have nightmares from this one.- nik

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Would You?

April 8, 2009 Central Michigan, Detroit 2

would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: would you with any of them with a gun to your Greg, while on fire, about to be pushed out of a speeding semi-truck?

Answer: No, they are all beat shims, with bad tuck jobs.

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Vincent California Surfing Douchebag Wannabe

April 7, 2009 Central Michigan, Detroit, Michigan 0

Vincent California Surfing Douchebag wannabe

THE DIRTY ARMY: This kid thinks hes so sick, he talks like hes a surfer kid from San Diego and trys to pull all the chicks with it. He throws up all the time typical frat b*tch. Hes a lil p*ssy.

This guy is still in college? He looks like he’s about 30.- nik

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Does It Stank?

April 4, 2009 Central Michigan, Detroit, The Dirty, Western Michigan 32


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik the guy checkin out that chicks stank hole is promo paul.  This guy is a joke and thinks he is the king of the city, Paul is a slimmey dirty bastard.

The sad part is this is not even a strip club… the chick with the chin rolls is a mom (I can tell by the stomach).  Paul, you see what you were looking for?  Creeper!- nik

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First Timer

April 3, 2009 Central Michigan, Detroit, Western Michigan 1


THE DIRTY ARMY: I would have that shocked expression on my face too if that girl on the left, Sarah, was going anywhere near my junk.  She is a dirty wh*re.

I think he just got his first Master Greg.- nik

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Politics @ Ricks

April 1, 2009 Central Michigan, Detroit, MSU, Western Michigan 6


Politics @ Ricks

THE DIRTY ARMY: Everyone knows “Politics” in East Lansing. He is the old man at the bars with the weed pin on his lapel, always trying to talk up the students to get involved in government and make changes to the system! He is down at Ricks getting hammered as usual. 

He looks like a pissed off Mel Brooks.- nik

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