THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Ni this is Jen. I think she grew up wanting to be a man, she is always drunk to the point of passing out. She has a hard time getting with both girls any guys, she pretty much takes everything she can get. She is in dire need for a make-over.
I am going to have nightmares from this one.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: would you with any of them with a gun to your Greg, while on fire, about to be pushed out of a speeding semi-truck?
Answer: No, they are all beat shims, with bad tuck jobs.
THE DIRTY ARMY: This kid thinks hes so sick, he talks like hes a surfer kid from San Diego and trys to pull all the chicks with it. He throws up all the time typical frat b*tch. Hes a lil p*ssy.
This guy is still in college? He looks like he’s about 30.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik the guy checkin out that chicks stank hole is promo paul. This guy is a joke and thinks he is the king of the city, Paul is a slimmey dirty bastard.
The sad part is this is not even a strip club… the chick with the chin rolls is a mom (I can tell by the stomach). Paul, you see what you were looking for? Creeper!- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: I would have that shocked expression on my face too if that girl on the left, Sarah, was going anywhere near my junk. She is a dirty wh*re.
I think he just got his first Master Greg.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Everyone knows “Politics” in East Lansing. He is the old man at the bars with the weed pin on his lapel, always trying to talk up the students to get involved in government and make changes to the system! He is down at Ricks getting hammered as usual.
He looks like a pissed off Mel Brooks.- nik
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