Break Dancer?


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THE DIRTY ARMY: This douchebag thinks hes a breakdancer but he sucks at it. he is always embarrassing himself and falling down. he hooks up with ugly girls and trys to convince everyone that they werehot, when really they are beat. someone tell this douche that he is not cool at all. he is also completely addicted to roids…loser!

Do you think his spikey hair protects his small brain when he does head spins?.- nik

Caption of the Day


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DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

Burger King Won?  Please be funny and not racist.

Link to previous winner - Envelope Please

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!

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I’m Not Sure


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I'm not sure, would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Her name is Haley Fre*thy, and she’s definatly earned her place on here. But that’s the past, let’s talk about the future. I have the chance to, but first, I need to know would you?

Answer : No, She obviously is into dudes who dress up like chicks. Not worth it.

Central Michigan Makes Nik Richie Drink


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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik we don’t have red cups out here so we just make the drinks red in your honor.

Why thank you… I can tell by that booty that my drink is high in sugar.- nik