THE DIRTY ARMY: Remember Patrick W*seman, manager of Club X-CEL and owner of Girls of MSU Calendar? According to his latest Michigan Public Sex Offender Registry, he is ***NON-COMPLIANT***. I wonder if this has anything to do with him hosting Teen Night at Xcel and allowing only 12 to 18 year old kids in the door?

He was probably running an underground  kiddie prostitution ring below the club. Just sayin’.-nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Check it out Nik. It’s our newest myspace wannabe model Micah W*tters with the classic “x” out the clevage. New haircut. Sweet Leopard bed. Would you?

Answer: No. Look at the size of that underwear. What year was this photo take, 1896?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Daralyn. Fat. Gross. Escort. Would you pay to sleep with this lard ass? I think it’s a rip off! Nik, would you?

Answer: No, I think she would crush me just by tapping me. And plus I think she already spotted her next victim.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Whos who??? Or Are they Sisters..LOL Jenny From Eden Night Club Or Rackstar.. They must have the same hair supplier and implant doctor.. They must share the same f*cked up brain that tells them they look good!!!

She must have a severe case of Body Dysmorphia. There is no way a tubby like that should be wearing a corset.- nik