Central Michigan | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Real SGM? What Do You Think Nik?

March 6, 2009 Central Michigan, Detroit, Scissor Gang Mafia 3

Real SGM? What do you think Nik?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Real SGM? What do u think Nik?


Real SGM don’t have more pins on their vest than a girl scout.- nik

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Watch Out Michigan

March 5, 2009 Central Michigan, Detroit 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy on the right is the creepest man ever. I used to be his neighbor and i would always catch him lurking outside my house with night vision goggles. he has a wife who he openingly hits. he would say “ya the old mrs. isnt behaving im gonna have to knock her around and teach her a lesson.” WTF?! he also has a son who im pretty sure has been touched on the knee by him. i have a daughter and he would always try and get our kids to play at his house and i kept saying no until once he started crying saying his kid had no friends! wtf nik, blast this asshole!

I’m sorry is this 1969, are you a member of Hells Angels?- nik

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D-bag #2

March 4, 2009 Central Michigan, Detroit 9

D-bag #2

THE DIRTY ARMY: this is jon. kalamazoo’s, second biggest D-Bag! what do you think?

Why is dumbo hanging out with pregnant girls?- nik

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Break Dancer?

February 24, 2009 Central Michigan 1


THE DIRTY ARMY: This douchebag thinks hes a breakdancer but he sucks at it. he is always embarrassing himself and falling down. he hooks up with ugly girls and trys to convince everyone that they werehot, when really they are beat. someone tell this douche that he is not cool at all. he is also completely addicted to roids…loser!

Do you think his spikey hair protects his small brain when he does head spins?.- nik

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Caption of the Day

February 12, 2009 Central Michigan, The Dirty 116


DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

Burger King Won?  Please be funny and not racist.

Link to previous winner - Envelope Please

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!



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I’m Not Sure

December 19, 2008 Central Michigan, Would You? 21

I'm not sure, would you?

I'm not sure, would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Her name is Haley Fre*thy, and she’s definatly earned her place on here. But that’s the past, let’s talk about the future. I have the chance to, but first, I need to know would you?

Answer : No, She obviously is into dudes who dress up like chicks. Not worth it.

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Central Michigan Makes Nik Richie Drink

December 17, 2008 Central Michigan 4


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik we don’t have red cups out here so we just make the drinks red in your honor.

Why thank you… I can tell by that booty that my drink is high in sugar.- nik

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