The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is the guy who does all the shipping and sh*t at chico state…I didn’t go to close so he didn’t hurt me.  Think its safe?

It might be safe if you get your Lacrosse team to protect you while in there.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is ANDY De***. He attends Chico State. He is your definition of a TOOL. Wait, actually a tool is a nice word cause that would mean he had to get action from the opposite sex, which clearly is not the case. He LOVES guys. He would f*ck any guy straight in the assh*le if he was a 49’s FAN! It makes perfect sense for him to be in Theta Chi since its the Fraternity for TOOLS like him. What a DBAG. NOW, all these guys “his gay lovers” will comment trying to stick up for this f*g but in reality, they just don’t want lose his dick up there asses. Time to get off those STEROIDS Andy, and try hitting the gym!

I can see this guy trying to lure girls back to his place by offering to buy pizza…thats why he still cuddles up with his frat buddies.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I turned 21 a few weeks ago and my friends brought me into a bar in Chico called The Crazy Horse to ride the mechanical bull. This guy, who owns the bar walks up and tries to start talking to me. He starts bragging to be about he owns this bar and how he used to own a couple other bars in chico. I asked him if he was on steroids because he was walking around with his shirt completely unbuttoned and he said that he never touched the stuff and that he hates “dopers”. Then he goes on to tell me about how he was a narcotics agent, but wouldn’t say where and when. He was creeping me and all of my friends out, why the hell would a 40 year old guy come try to hit on me on my 21st birthday??? Get a life and go hang out with people your own age! Nik what do you think of this douchebag???

I think he should play baseball.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these r the twinz dakota and liberty They claim to be lil church girls but as u can tell, that is NOT the case. These girls are fake bitches and aren’t even hot. they share guys all the time and sometimes even share girls. nik, would you?

Answer: no.  Mainly because of their faces, also their beat up teeth and boyish looks.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy is literally a stalker! He is completely obsessed. I have over 20 unread messages from him in my inbox and I’m extremely fed up! he is a weirdo and thinks he is the hottest thing alive. But as u can see, he is a total douche bag wanna be. GIRLS STAY FAR AWAY IF HE TRIES TALKING TO YOU! Cuz he will for sure waste ur time when he opens his mouth. .

Whats that on his lip, I don’t think this guy has ever been with a girl.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl’s name is Grace. For some reason she likes to go by Dice. I don’t know what the f*ck she was on when she took these pictures and posted them. I already know the answer… but I just have to ask- Nik, would you?

I can see her browsing chat rooms telling guys shes in her 20’s….She is shocked cause someone guessed her age, which I’m guessing is 42.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Kelli. She gets soo blacked out her nasty fat ass f*cks everyone she can and GETS PISSED ON wit h Out even knowing! lol ! Last time I saw her she was raping some homeless man on the corner so he could buy her a burritto! Shes a desperate slut and needs to get put on blast! What do you think about this stupid whore.

Is she on an alcohol diet (drinking her calories), She looks sloppy.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is “The Chad”… he came to Chico after apparently being a tool at his high school and decided to join a frat. Anyway, he joins a frat and gets a gay tattoo on his back and thinks that he is hot sh*t! What do you think?

I think he is a retard…Hes too old to be in college let alone a frat, and is he wearing braces.- nik