THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, hello everybody this blond girl is Caitlin Riley. She use to be a stripper and prostitute, which blows my mind because who the f*ck would ever touch her, i mean even her boyfriend has to be drunk to touch her and its only to beat her. She is so white trash that her boyfriend has been arrested and sent her to the hospital for pushing her through a solid wood door, yet she still comes back for more. This girl has been arrested for selling amphetamines, and claims that she is quitting drinking, while drinking a beer. She is the epitome of horse face…and the only time people will come in contact with her is if they cant find anyone else to get drugs off of. She looks like a 30 year old homeless woman that has been doing m*th for the past 20 years, when she is really just 22. She claims that she can suck a golf ball through 25 feet of garden hose and that guys are always hitting her up and flirting with her. Caitlin, believes she is one of the most attractive and friendly people in the world, when in all reality she has a horrible disposition and a crater face from picking the m*th bugs away. Her friends have told us she had to get some of her female parts removed because of her drd, at least god did justice on helping her not spawn out another thing that resembles herself. She is so repulsive that the house of 6 guys she lives in won’t even come home because they are so disgusted and repulsed by her, they would rather be at any other house in Chico. I hope after reading this Caitlin realizes how much everyone hates her and how disgusting we all know she is..
Faces droop like that from years of binging.- nik