Chico State | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 13

Necessary Evil

August 23, 2012 Chico State, Dirty Army Strong, Sacramento 24

Necessary Evil

Necessary Evil

Necessary Evil

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy likes to think of himself as a necessary evil. All he does is play World Of Warcraft and get drunk with his close friends. Every time his friends get to drunk and are distracted, he turns his attention over their girlfriends. Yes, His friend’s girlfriends! When single women do come over, here is how the new girl treatment goes: He finds the drunkest girl in the house sleeps with her and then tells her to go home because he is an “Image” guy and wouldn’t want people to think he is sleeping with nasty girls. Thanks On top of that he is sleeping with nasty girls. Yeah, thanks for the DRD combo. Here’s to your image! Hey Chico, his motto is, “women are objects so sleep with them it make a great story.” What’s wrong? People; fighting, looting, angry, destructive, repulsive, revolting, spiteful, vicious, wicked, corrupt, pernicious, malicious, sinister, toxic, contagious, deleterious and BILE. What’s wrong? Aren’t you having fun? You tell everyone you want to resemble these things. Oh well, let the good times roll right? All that you are you owe your parents. So maybe you could color on some monopoly money, place it in a box and send it over to them. You look like a professional blind date. Hi Becka, I see you have set aside special time to humiliate yourself, welcome!

His parents should cut off his internet, save LG’s from being attacked online.- nik



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The Dirtiest Girl To Reside In Chico

August 13, 2012 Chico State, Sacramento, The Dirty, Torrance 86

the dirtiest skank to reside in chico

the dirtiest skank to reside in chico

the dirtiest skank to reside in chico

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick is the real sleaze of Chico. She is the biggest crank lover and neglects her child. She is an escort that pretends she is a nurse! A pathological liar too she will use you till you have nothing and move onto the next dirty harry spread her calves and spread her nastiness. She will yell at her child to go to sleep so she can have 4-6 guys over to get high. Well this chick was once as big as a beluga whale epp lbs. Now she disappears behind a blade of grass. And what’s funny she claims she eats right works out and tans to get where she is. Liar!! She snorts lines right in front of her child and thinks he’s oblivious too it. Come on he’s four yrs old. Anyways everyone take a close look at this sloot and stay away!

Her Sharpie eyebrows and somewhat fake breasts confuse me.- nik



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Dirty Dominguez Loves The Greg

June 28, 2012 Chico State, Sacramento 59

Dirty Dominguez loves Dick

Dirty Dominguez loves Dick

Dirty Dominguez loves Dick

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this little work of art is known as Karli Dominguez. Imagine the most fake, foul, slutty, annoying plastic b*tch you can think of, and you will find yourself thinking of this self centered spoiled whore who thinks she is queen bee. She says shit that would make anyone with half a brain question her ability to function as a human being. She has had a boyfriend for 2 years and she cheats, lies and deceives him at any presented opportunity. she came over once with me and a friend and 10 minutes in to hanging out she asked to see both of our d*cks… at the same time, then proceeded to grab them both… at the same time! But that’s not the worst of it, It’s the sh*t she says that will drive you insane! She once stated that her life is harder than the life of a foster child… even though her dad and mom bought her a car, a truck, and basically anything she wants… she hasn’t worked an honest day in her life. she claims her dad is the worst part of her life, but i cant help but notice her new phone every other month, the gas in her truck is paid, and he doesn’t charge rent or nothing. This self-centered, self-righteous who*e lets all of her guy friends grab her *ss, t*ts and Ive even seen men grab her cooch as “a joke”. Loud obnoxious and always has to be the center of attention, this one needs to go into the books as thee absolute worst part of anyone’s life that knows of her existence period! The only way to experience the worst of her is to witness the f*cking scum that is known as Karli Dominguez.

That buggy board just adds insult to injury.- nik



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The Douchebag Cowboy

June 26, 2012 Chico State, Sacramento 43

THE DBAG COWBOY

THE DBAG COWBOY

THE DBAG COWBOY

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Mark Merrifield, i have known this kid for years, this piece of sh** will befriend you then stab you in the back with out feeling sorry, he tries super hard to be an (urban cowboy) and shows no respect towards women. He recently just tried to fight a current marine, good thing people were there to stop it or otherwise he would have got his *ss handed to him, my point of this whole thing is to let everyone know how much a true p.o.s he is, he will try and steal your girls at no end, he usually will try and get them drunk first. So Nik please help me out on putting this redneck, veteran disrespecting, purple crayon lover on blast.

Whats with the robe? are you in the choir.- nik



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Pregnant Slore

June 22, 2012 Chico State, Sacramento 50

pregnant clap ho

pregnant clap ho

pregnant clap ho

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok so there is this girl named Chelsea, who is a slore. F*cked my ex and probably all of Chico. She got pregnant, still drinks, does drugs, has unprotected sex for drugs  or just for the hell of it. This b*tch is gross fucks hella guys and not telling them that she’s  BLEH!!! And the fact that she tried to kill her child with drugs and alcohol is f*cking sad in my book, and then not wanting to take care of the f*cked up sh*t she has done to the poor child she decides to give it up for adoption?? LOL . Pretty fu*cking disgusting.

Is staining her pants a common occurrence.- nik



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Beware Of Brittany Rundt

June 20, 2012 Chico State, Dirty Army Strong, Sacramento 93

Brittany Rundt

Brittany Rundt

Brittany Rundt

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t have to say much about this one. Everyone in Chico already knows. This girl has been addicted to heroin for years, and she will do anything to get it. She sucks off any guy, does not matter who, if he has something she wants, and he doesn’t even have to give it to her, as long as he shares it. Most of the guys she has slept with have been part of deals, for her to get high. She does not care who you are, if she cant get you to give it to her for something she has to offer, she will take it from you, or get someone else to and screw them for taking it from you. She use to be really pretty, and a really good person, but the drugs turned her into the most well known, nastiest thing to walk the streets in Chico. She has gotten multiple DRD, lucky for her she has not caught anything deadly, YET. She has personally stolen a lot of my stuff, and a lot of my friends stuff too. Once she walked into an old guys house and came out with money and other stuff, and when asked how she got it, she laughed it off. Well, I’ll let all the comments speak for themselves, because I know a lot of Chico has something to say about this one. And I am SOOOOOOO surprised she hasn’t been on here a million times already before this.

Those stars used to be straight.  I decided.- nik



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Does This Kid Have Real Talent

June 19, 2012 Chico State, Sacramento 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- what do you think of this kid? I think he’s got real talent, but not a lot of support… Listen to this song in its entirety and tell let’s see what you think. This guy isn’t a joke like Krispy Kreme.

**We will see who is laughing when that Money Maker Mike jam hits the street.- JV

Boring.- nik



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Meet Jessica Castro

May 10, 2012 Chico State, Sacramento 44

Jessica Castro

Jessica Castro

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl has fcked more then half the town. And then thinks she can say other people are sloots? Yeah right she has had sex with more guys then all the girls in butte county put together. She thinks she is hott but really she is getting fatter and fatter every day. She has been through all the people her age and now dates 30 year old men because everyone knows she is dirty. She is a cheater and a home-wrecker. She is trailer trash and sucked her dads best friends d*ck for money. WH*RE!!

Why’s she tagged in Chico state? she looks at least 40.- nik



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