Chico State | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Caelah Joelle Parsons

August 26, 2014 Chico State, Sacramento 40

THE DIRTY ARMY: This one’s for you bro! My buddy told me about Caelah Joelle Parsons D.O.B. 11/4/82. Caelah has lived in Chico Ca. most of her life. She has 3 kids form 2 dads & she has HSV 1&2. Caelah has a large tattoo of black circles that represent “Scoirpio”. She was working at a Pizza place in the Chico mall last I saw her. My buddy had been in love with her since 7th Grade (almost 20 years). He knew about her super robo Slut past she convinced him that she had changed. To make a long story short, it all started out when my buddy had “hung out” with her a few times when she was house-sitting at a friend’s apartment. Then my Buddy helped her move into a new apartment on the second floor with her mom little brother & her 2 kids. She started making moves on my buddy & even convinced him to have unprotected sex with her even though she has  drd  She also told him to cum inside her, that she always loved him, wanted to get married & have kids with him. The whole time my super nice buddy was treating this girl that he knew was a total slut like a princess It turns out she was fcking a guy named Chase Chachi Moreau at the same time. She uses guys for financial gain. The last guy she was with promised to pay for an apartment for her and her kids. When he didn’t Caelah dumped him & moved in with Chase. Chase was traded for my buddy who is pretty wealthy. Last I heard she was still with Chase. However she was spotted on Tinder on 8-11-14 looking for more big dicks to infect.

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Alvey Gods Gift to Women And Men

May 26, 2014 Chico State 35

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alvey. I was dating one of his roommates, who told me that Alvey one time slept with four different partners in one night. My ex told me that he only used protection with one of them, which was not even his girlfriend, just a high risk choice. He is the type of guy to have a few serious moments with you, and then make fun of you immediately after with his roommates.

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Chico State Sloot

May 12, 2014 Chico State, Sacramento, Would You? 36

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey this girl goes to chico state n is just dirty as can be her name is veronica leon. She gets freaky with just one drink n gives it up rite away how many of u guys would hit this? Btw she likes it raw

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Megan Yucker

May 8, 2014 Chico State, Sacramento 156

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Megan Yuck Uecker. She just started working in Chico and has already fooled around with 7 guys here. Be warned Chico, this one has seen it all, won it all, done it all. How do you sleep with 7 guys you work with in under two months? Id tell you that she has drd or ***but this site is designed to be informative and I think people already kno that she may be a carrier just be meating her! Dont order tacos from this one.

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Candace Lang

May 6, 2014 Chico State, Sacramento 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik, this is Candace Lang. shocked this nasty hasn’t made it on here yet. She goes from Bar to bar in Chico trying to bang the bouncers and than stalks them when she is rejected. Her nickname is BO because she needs to discover how deodorant works. She walks like she has a dildo stuck up her ass and is just plain disgusting. You can normally find her in a cowboy hat alone in a bar on the weekends, probably hitting on taken men. If you come across this one run!! So what do you think Nik? Hit it or pass ?

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Lauren Ferry Wilson

May 2, 2014 Chico State, Sacramento 42

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello nik this is Lauren Ferry Wilson. she thinks she is a really nice an innocent “civilian” and is better than everyone else because shes in the military. the only reason she joined the military was because of her on and off highschool sweetheart. Whenever Javie and her broke up she hop on the train dick and get a new boyfriend. Most of the time they were younger than her! she seriously has a new boyfriend what seems like every week and she claims to love each and everyone of them after the third day. She can never be alone. Heres a list of people shes loved in the past year: Javie, Devon, Javie, Kody, Javie, Random military black guy, Random military mexican guy. she thinks she has a cute dimple but she has to srunch up her face to be able to see it and she ends up lookinthe saw puppet. one of these days shes gonna end up shitting herself doing that face. Lauren you need to get your shit together and stop relying on fake love to make you feel secure

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Zonia Sanchez of Chico

April 24, 2014 Chico State, Sacramento 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: People in Chico watch out for this dirty bitch named Zonia Sanchez.She likes to pretend to be a sweet caring girl but really is a Nasty cunt slut that fcks anyone that calls her up. Even if you are in the hospital and want some fast pussy make sure to call Zonia she will come to you lol she even fucks around with guys at her job, nasty bitch be professional.Her pussy has a bunch of dark spot ingrown hairs that look like crabs. She thinks she is the hottest bitch in town with her saggy tits.This stupid bitch dresses like a grandma, where did you buy your clothes Zonia? From the sears old woman section or thrift store because you are not close to sexy.Zonia likes to make fun of people that have kids and boyfriends at a young age, she is just jealous because no guy takes her nasty ass serious. So she hates on people that are happy.Not everyone wants to be sluts and get fucked by random guys,some people want to build families rather than get stds.She claims to be a healthy person with all those vitamins and organic food ain’t doing shit for her, she still has flabby body and ugly face. Zonia you were a loser in high school and you are still a loser, just because you finally have a friend as disgusting as you named Andreina dosent mean your the shit.Both of your grow some asses,you bitches have no type of body.Zonia likes to pretend she is a loyal Christian, please if mommy and daddy knew you were fcking around with all those nasty guys and drinking all the time they would be so disapointed to have a disgusting whore daughter. But Jesus is watching bitch so your not fooling anyone. By the way Zonia, not everyone wants your nuts so stop telling everyone that you have creepers when really your the one that gives out your number so easily to random guys.Moral of the story is, don’t trust or talk to this hoe.Her old hamburger looking pssy is not worth it.

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Ran Through Christian

April 3, 2014 Chico State, Sacramento 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Latasha Marzolla. This fuking bitch is like 35 years old and slept with my ex boyfriend who is not even of age. And on top of that while I was out of town for a month she told him to keep them a secret. Shes an ex playboy and currently a kickboxer that use to train me. She will act like your best friend than do you hella dirty behind your back. After I confronted her she denied it and said she didnt mess with little boys. And literally two hours later she got in a relationship with a 19 year old on facebook and said shes been reading the bible with him for a long time and she only dates men of god not people she trains. bull fuking shit you trained me and my boyfriend at the same time than tried getting with his bestfriend but got denied. who is also under age. She a fuking hoe! She now goes to church and thinks nobody knows her secret. I wonder what God be thinking of her. She will make you think shes so innocent and that she does so much for people but really people do so much for her! Just Look her up on google images her tits are everywhere. Thats all I gotta say about this ran through christian bop. Just keep her away from your underaged boyfriends!

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