THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this rats name happens to be krista bybee. loves to start shit and be center of the drama. i used to be this girls friend til she found out what sucking dick and taking it in the ass was like.. this girl fuked me over, tried to sleep with my bf at the time while i was in the room next to them. then say sorry, and then a few days later try to hook up with him again… anyway. this girl is a rat. who only talks shit behind peoples backs because she is scared. she ended up sleeping with one of my exs. and then going after another one of my bfs.. i guess she really likes my leftovers. but to sum it all up. shes a nasty rat, who doesnt even care who she gets with just as long as it starts some kind of drama… and if they do her in the butt… and maybe learn how to put on makeup…and perhaps take a shower.

Ravers don’t bring purses with them, which is why it takes them a few days to recover/shower up/remove make-up.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Brian Coehoorn is friendly at first, but it turns out that he’s lied to more girls than I knew. Picked me up at a bar and saw him trying to pick up girls almost the next night. Asked around and found out that he was always there and always went home with anyone that would talk to him. His friend stated that he had a girlfriend, when i asked about the girl he was flirting with, and that he did this all the time. This man is a cheater and a liar, and apparently not a big fan of condoms either (watch out, ladies!). if you did happen to hook up with this guy i would go and get checked out ASAP. he obviously only wants women for their bodies if he goes through so many girls. i feel sorry for his girlfriend as well as any other girl he’s with in the future. photos were taken from his friends facebooks.

Trust me, this guy keeps it in his pants…not by choice.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this nasty thing of a Chico State student here is Candance Lang, aka The Stage 5 Clinger! This chick follows helpless drunk guys around from bar to bar, trying to pick up on them. Don’t be fooled by her fake sweetness. This bitch is a CNT! She thinks she’s hot shit, and puts other way hotter girls down by making stupid remarks about their clothes, hair, make-up, etc. I’ve heard she sent pics of her nasty beef curtains to a former bartender from the crazy horse, who she also stalks on occassion, whenever he’s in town. She’s a nasty bitch who will suck and fck anything guy’s dick as long as they give her the time of day, and their drunker then shit. Once they wake up to this troll, they run screaming, and are forced to scrub their dicks with bleach and steel wool. She claims to be going into the police academy, and work for the Oroville Police Dispatching Unit, which she’s never going to make a career out of the field because of her trashy pics from the Beach Bikini Contest, and Crazy Horse Halloween Parties. What they should do is throw this hussy in jail with a bag over her head. Guys beware, this skank is as clingy and as nasty as they come. Someone please tell this hoe that fur boots died in 2008 along with the Low song.

I’m shocked they allowed her in the competition.- nik