THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Jason Starnes. He is a bouncer at Lasalles. Around here he’s known as “Big Sexy”, and “Big Sexy” has a big secret. When Jason first started working here we hit it off immediately. We quickly became friends and one night we got shitfaced. Everybody else had passed out but we stayed up all night talking. Eventually we even kissed and made out a little. Which really doesn’t seem like a big deal except he has a girlfriend and I’m a dude. We’re both pretty deep in the closet so Jason and I had to sneak around our friends and coworkers for months. The sex was incredible. Jason’s definitely a giver. He gives AMAZING head and hes a strong catcher. One day we had sex in the men’s bathroom before we opened. I thought I was falling for him and he said he felt the same way. Then a few weeks ago I was laying in his bed while his girlfriend was at work, and I saw a text in his phone from another guy. The text said, “I WANT TO TAKE YOUR TEMPERATURE WITH MY BEEF THERMOMETER.” I scrolled down to a bunch of pictures of him giving the guy blowjobs and having sex. There was even a money shot of Jason with cum all over his face. I was so angry. He had lied to me. I sent the pics to my e-mail and I haven’t talked to him since. Also, he smells. Seriously, like, ALL THE TIME. I remember being shocked at how Jason and I would have sex and he would never take a shower afterward. He would just put on his shirt and go to work with a shitty dick. It was disgusting. Even when we aren’t having sex, he always somehow smells like Spam and burnt cat hair. It’s so gross. This dude needs to be put on blast Nik. I was thinking about posting the pics I found in his phone on Facebook and showing everybody the REAL “Big Sexy”. But I think I can get in trouble for that. Also I love this site so I wanted to get him here. He’s a dirty gay liar who sometimes farts when he cums and he needs to be taught a lesson.
He’ll lose a lot of weight when he comes out of the closet. Do it for your health buddy.- nik