Saturday 25th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

In Need Of A Reality Check

December 12, 2012 Chico State, Sacramento 97 6,071 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Alexa bjers… a waste of space. she lives in this delusional world where she\’s \”going places\” and \”making changes\” and has actually convinced herself that she\’s moving on to better things. i don\’t think being homeless, uneducated (not even a hs degree), std ridden, and unemployed. is anything to be proud of. she enjoys faulting her unappealing body to anyone who will give her a second of attention, idk why but she seems to think she\’s got it going on? sometimes i want to tell her to just stop cause she\’s not attractive and looks like a man with a jacked nose. she\’s the kind of girl who falls into this retarded depression when she\’s not receiving male attention and talks way too much about sex when she\’s not getting any, we get it sweetheart, your desperate. oh and guys be on the lookout cause since she has absolutely no money and likes to mooch off whoever comes into her life (she says she doesn\’t like asking for help but the truth is she\’s asked almost everyone she knows, they just know better than to respond). just a train-wreck.

The only place she is going, is the woods.- nik



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Should Escorts Really Be Frowned Upon

November 30, 2012 Chico State, San Francisco 29 6,191 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik my friend is an escort and i don’t see anything wrong with it. She enjoys the company of a lot rich successful men. Sure they’re rarely ever attractive but she gets paid really well for it. Can guys honestly say they wouldn’t sleep with unattractive women for thousands of dollars a night? My friend isn’t hurting anyone with what she does so why does society look at her as less of a human being? I think its ridiculous the kind of crap this beautiful lady gets for being seen in public kissing guys who are either fat and ugly or old then showing them a good time

Yes, they don’t pay taxes…- nik



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Freshman Alcoholic Sloot

November 30, 2012 Chico State, Sacramento 24 9,437 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Angela Markus is noting but a dirty drunk sloot who cannot handle her alcohol. First of all the slut NEVER STOPS talking. She just moved here from nasty ass Yuba City, and goes to Butte College, and needs a reality check. Whenever she drinks she drinks to the point that she always pukes all over herself in public. She is not only an embarassment to herself but everyone else around her. She dated some black guy, whom she gave an drd too at the beginning of the semester, then he dumped her, probably because of her roast beef pssy she shows to everyone when she is out partying. She also tells people she doesnt smoke or do drugs, yet I have seen her smoke weed (like a little bitch), and snort bathsalts. She needs to stop trying to drink to “fit in” with everone, and realize that no one in Chico likes her obnoxious self. Go back to the shit hole she came from, hoe.

Judging by her thighs there will be many more midriff cover-ups to come.- nik



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Sleeps With Friends

November 27, 2012 Chico State, Sacramento 36 5,915 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this douche will treat a girl like she is a best friend, then tell her that he thinks you are \”good enough friends\” to f*ck too. He will convince her to do it using his \”charm\” and ditch her when he is done with her. Ladies are attracted to his height and wits, but it is all a trap. Ask any girl who has known him and she will say the same thing. Look out Chico, Brandon\’s not your sweet guy friend, he\’s a friend fucker and a huge douche.

Girls, don’t be fooled by this one.- nik



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Pedobeards Are Not Gucci

November 21, 2012 Chico State, Dirty Predator, Sacramento 6 5,488 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik… nik, nik, nik. This kid is the most DISGUSTING guy ever to reside in or around Chico. And trust me, I\’ve met a handful of pretty bad ones. Mr. TREVOR DEAN – paradise boy who tries to fit in with the cool kids. Trevor is not only the rudest, crudest, and most socially unacceptable piece of filth in the 530; he is also a woman-beating coke addicted manslut. I had the displeasure of knowing this f*cker for a few months, and in that short amount of time he f*cked me and my friends over in every way possible. He\’s got multiple DUI\’s and other felony charges, as well as a domestic abuse charge and restraining order – who from? HIS OWN MOTHER. That\’s right, this shithead actually beat up his mom. After trying to sleep with all of my friends, he ended up f*cking a couple of random girls in bathrooms, in cars, and basically anywhere he could get his dick wet – all the while telling them he wanted the \”real thing\”. He then moved in with a girl he was sleeping with, who ended up kicking him out for cheating on her with HER SISTER. He\’s also stolen thousands of dollars worth of shit from myself, my friends, and basically everyone else he\’s come into contact with. All girls in the 530 need to beware, Trevor Dean is crawling with DRD\’s and doesn\’t care AT ALL about spreading them. Wiping this kid off the face of the earth would be not only a service, but an incredible favor done to the female (or male, who knows) race.

Trevor needs help with life.  That is a fact.- nik



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Dirty Girl In Ptown

November 14, 2012 Chico State, Sacramento 166 9,404 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is a loudmouth skank from Paradise Ca. She acts like some kind of hardass but shes not even that. My homey hit it and said it was a stench bad enough to kill LOL! She is not a good person either. She did drugs while she was pregnant and well lets just say that ended badly. She thinks shes hot shat nik and shes not. she is just the girl who belongs on here.

I hope her baby is ok.- nik



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