THE DIRTY ARMY: SO nik here’s John Shanahan. Or you may know him as “JJ”. the oh so punk rock” guy around. Well, lets point out his flaws, shall we? Anarchist? as you know him, yes. But he’ll be willing to sign his soul over to the marines, just for the money. Why give up your beliefs just for a bit of cash? Playa? from hell. He’ll be on one girl for a few months, then start cheating on her with the next one I’ve seen it happen three or four times, after a while, you loose count. Ass hole? well. Of course! For instance, JJ lost his cigarettes. He convinced himself that his roommate must have stolen them, so he stole his roommate’s pack and held them hostage. When JJ’s roommate told JJ he didnt know where his cigarettes were and that he didnt take them, JJ proceeded to open his roommates pack and drop all the cigarettes on the ground. Then JJ found his pack in his room… and didnt say sorry and refused to pick up the cigarettes he had stolen from his roommate. His ego is the size of the fcking empire state building, but no one likes him anymore, because all he does is hide away, and fck his new gal, jessica Who knows how long this relationship will last. You know, it’s sad to say that someone can be MORE AWESOME when they were on drugs. Now he’s all sobered up, he mopes about how shitty everything is, and still can’t get over himself, even though he SUCKS. so please, rip this guy a new one.

That’s a really fitting tattoo for him.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik his 30 something is named Brandy Boone. She is a bartender at Park Ave Pub and lives in the house connected to it. This degenerate parasite leeches off the men and leaves them with her diseases. She has H** ( ) and her vagina smells through her pants and stenches like a rotten 5 day old fish thats been in the sun, mixed with soiled hamster cage smell. She is an equal opportunity whore- she has sex with young college kids that come in the bar, along with men old enough to be her dad ( a couple of them looked surprisingly similar to her father). She cakes on layers of make up to make it appear as if she wasn’t an aging drug addict. The truth is that she has been in prison on felony mth charges and her criminal record is almost endless. Heres a picture of what she looks like without makeup in her mug shot photo for “Buttes Most Wanted” back in 2008. Since 2008 she has had over 13 different addresses. She uses guys to get into their house since she can’t get a lease on her own with her felonies. She even got ran out of the last town she bar-tended in for being a whore! Luckily the bar owner of Park Avenue Pub, Kenny, was happy to put her in the house attached to the bar. She cheats on all her boyfriends and now its even easier since she lives next door to the bar! She always has more than one guy lined up and isn’t uncommon for her to 3-4 guys in one month! This gold digger will be happy to give you sexual favors, just give her a nice cash tip and you balls deep in her diseased, hairy muff. Even though she has many sexual partners ( or as she calls, ” friends”), she is terrible at sex! But you don’t need to be good at sex when you just have to lay back and spread your legs for old guy sugar daddies. I unfortunately had sex with her and the stench was so terrible I had to get a new my comforter on my bed. It burned when I peed for a few days, and 3 months later I got genital ***s. Don’t be like me, make sure to wear a condom if you feel adventurous enough to have sex with this low life! Honestly I would rather put my dick in a garbage disposal. The slogan for Park Ave Pub is ” The friendliest bar in Chico”, and it is very too- a little too friendly! Lets hope she perishes from A**S soon or gets kicked run out of Chico as well. Recently one of her scum bag If you are in the area, and feel like over-paying for a cheap drink, make sure to stop by Park Ave Pub and say hi to Brandy. Just don’t order food from her since she doesn’t like washing her hands….. don’t ask me why I’m still trying to figure that one out (her parents own the Smokey Mountain Steak House in Paradise so when she’s working there you probably don’t want to get your food from her). Put this  mouth loser on blast!

Is that her father, or da managa!  I think its the managa.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well nik this punks name is Santana Gonzalez. I was with him for three years. In that time period i received cracked ribs, broken capillaries due to him choking me out every other day, i was pregnant with a child and he bit my face till i was bleeding, he continued to cut my clothes off me and rape me while crying. The lists goes on. He’s a woman beater and than ordered a prostitute of craigslist named Cynthia bucholz. she knew we were engaged and did him anyway. A woman beater with a craigslist sloot. Such a perfect match!

Bath salt attack?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, This is the troll that crawled out of satan’s a** hole. She has what we like to call ” Little Dog Syndrome”. If you haven’t heard of this before, it is when a little dog such as a chihuahua tries to be big and bad like a pit bull. If she ran as much as she ran her mouth, she might be in shape by now. But then again, most of the time she’s busy concocting up new ways to cheat on her boyfriend of five years. She usually goes on the prowl looking for weak victims that she can take over and manhandle. From dirty old men, to young high school freshmans it doesn’t matter as long as they have a wanger between their legs. She’s been with the crustiest of them all. Oh, and did i forget to mention that she’ll eat vagina just for the fun of it. Boy, do I feel bad for her boyfriend. She beats on him, claws him, spits on him, treats him like she owns him. Like as if he were a property and not a human being. But I gotta give him credit because at least he’s smart enough not to hit IT without at least 2 condoms on. Well, unless of course it’s anal. Trolls love anal. He gets her back though by staying out late nights pretending he’s at work meanwhile he’s calling up her friends trying to get his LITTLE weenie wet. I bet it really gets under her skin how he has a crush on her favorite cousin. He probably gets tired of her beard getting stuck in his zipper. One time she cheated on him and he found out about it so he told her the only way he’d stay with her was if they had a 3sum. Without hesitation, the desperate troll agreed. She prides herself on not wearing any make up, but as you can see in the pictures, an investment in proactiv and some good thick cover up would do her sloppy fish looking face good. She hardly ever takes showers so the stench of her hairy a** can be smelt from miles away. When she walks into a room there’s always a big swarm of gnats to follow. I’ve never seen anyone clear a room the way she can. I’m not sure if she knows what a razor is, her armpit hair is long and dreaded out. If you think that’s nasty, you oughta see this beast eat. In fact it’s not even classified as eating, more like devouring. This mongrol belongs in the san francisco zoo!! In fact I’ve seen signs up around town with her name and picture notifying the public for their own safety, to keep clear of this rabies and gonorrhea infected cave woman. The absolute definition of a barbarian creature.

It must be the mirror…(eye roll).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, this dirty nympho fcks almost every guy she sees. Not only does she have guy in Oregon but she has one every night of the week down here. She goes to epr a lot and talks to guys mainly to get free alcohol or just to even get a guy for the night. She talks behind all her friends backs and mooches off of everyone cause shes a poor whore. Not to mention her beer belly. Well at least thats what she thinks it is. She’s really just getting fat from all the alcohol she drinks. She cant even lift herself on a counter top without help from her friend. She never has money and when she does it goes to alcohol. The only friends she has are the ones she mooches from the most. The only way she can even get guys is by being completely belligerent and they only do that so they can get with her. Who knows what kind of sexually transmitted dis*ases she has but she has to have something. The biggest question at the end of the day is usually who did keri fck tonight. That clearly shows how big of a nympho she is. No one likes this fugly nympho except for her gold digging friend diana hayden. there perfect for each other considering there the two biggest sluts in the bay area. If your looking for a good time there the go to hoes. Hell I wouldnt even consider getting with them a good time. Grimey as fck.

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is ashley rishton aka Amanda Mayhem she has some naughty videos On myfreecams.com she swears she doesnt do porn yet shes has….hmmm Blast this girl.

Most of her pics are too ‘X’ rated for this site.- nik