Sleezy Wannabe Man Stealer

Posted in Chico State

sleezy wanna be man stealer

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Bryn Strong is one of the most DISGUSTING GIRLS ive even met in my life. ive never seen such an OBESE girl try harder to fit into a size 2 than this wh*re! She gets sloppy drunk and cheats on her boyfriend whom she “loves” every weekend! I swear she MUST have something! anytime this sloot walks into a room you better plug your nose, cuz itll be smelling like the fish wagon just pulled up! to ALL the chico girls, watch out for BRYN STRONG cuz she likes to get so F*cked up that she’ll even stoop to the level of trying to grind up on her own friends men and making out with them! so Nik, what do you think of this nasty W*ORE?

Notice their different layering techniques to hide their belly’s.- nik

Nor Cal’s Own “AllieLush”

Posted in Chico State, San Francisco

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is AllieLush, or sometimes, AllieLu$h, as she’s obsessed with the use of the dollar sign in place of the letter “S” channeling musically untalented sloots like Kesha and The Millionaires. She’s from the Sacramento area, but moved to San Francisco for school (SF State), yet complains about the fact that all there are are hipsters and cloudy weather. I swear, aside from her so-called blogging, she seems like she is the most boring slore to ever exist on this earth. She pretty much sits around and cakes on more makeup, or goes to that tired-out hipster school of hers (the campus empties completely of people on Fridays. Even the kids in the dorms leave on weekends). She is pretty though. Maybe she’ll be more exciting nude.

I wonder how much those eyelash wings put her back?- nik

Baby Mamma Drama

Posted in Chico State

BABY MAMA DRAMA

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik- Jessica Marie Rix, is one of the biggest whores you could meet, she had a baby at the age of 15!!! and has fcked more guys than you can count on your hands and feet… This girl causes more friend drama than any bitch you’d meet, She thinks she’s hot as shit, and is as skinny as a twig, Nothing on that girl says “hot”! If your really that pretty hun, you wouldnt have a cake face and fake eye lashes, your not fooling anyone sweety.

Her kids gunna be raised as her little sister.- nik

Swinger Songwriter

Posted in Chico State, San Jose

swinger songwriter

THE DIRTY ARMY: Everyone tells about how she craves to swing in any relationship. this girl likes to be used by rappers and trash talkers most of all. she puts on the image of being a talented songwriter and hard worker at it but more often than anything she’s workin that cock. my buddy couldn’t stand to be with her anymore when she confessed to having a load from two different guys in her before they went to bed that night.

How hard can you really work writing songs…being under the influence does take its toll on the body, not hard work though.- nik

Gross

Posted in Chicago, Chico State

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look at this idiot he thinks he is the most amazing thing put him in his place and on blast.

I think his racist tattoo explains it all.- nik

Chicos Heaviest Prostitute

Posted in Chico State, Dirty Craigslist

Chicos Heaviest Prostitute (Fat Nichole)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This fat sloot Nicole is the heaviest and most well known prostitute in Chico. She is on all of the cheap escort sites and hogs up Craigslist with her smelly stretch mark fat rolls. If you like fat nasty prostitutes she is your girl. She has had sex for dugs, money, and just to feel like she has friends. Just be careful because once shes in your house, she will steal everything you have if she gets the chance (even your underwear). If any guy wants to be a pimp for a night all you have to do is find some old man that is down to f*ck this fat sloot and she will do the rest, just make sure you get all the money and tell this sloot how it is. Oh, BTW she also has a kid she cant take care of, all the cash she makes being a sloot she spends on paying for guys to eat out and party. Just beware of this fat nasty thieving wh*re, not that any guy who has gotten laid in the past 5 years would want to come near it anyway.

No matter how she poses she still looks obese.- nik

Dirty Danise

Posted in Chico State, Sacramento

Dirty Danise

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl gets more dick than the playmate of the year! She cheats on her boyfriend, Ori, all the time. Whether he’s around or not, she doesn’t care. Danise is still stuck in her immature, slutty, high school days. Grow the fck up Danise! Your running out of dicks to suck. Watch out chico, this girl is dirty.

She should transfer to ASU and live out her dream (porn).- nik

Shawna Lews-ness

Posted in Chico State, Sacramento

Shawna Lews-ness

THE DIRTY ARMY: Let me share 3 well known facts about Shawna. 1) Mrs Lewis. is a complete and total HOE. she slept with my boyfriend/ anyone else that gets drunk enough to hop on that train. 2) She is always surrounded by men(usuing that term loosly). This is because she has No PERSONALITY and never shuts the hell up. Only men will tolerate this because they get to, without buying her dinner, sleep with her at random. 3) She will never do better than my buddy Jake. She might cheat on him alot and talk shit behind his back but that boy is the only good thing that will ever crawl ontop of her nasty a** so she needs to treat him better.

Is she signing that guys greg…definitely a 2-3 minimum for this sloot.- nik

A Bunch of Sloots

Posted in Chico State

A Bunch of Sloots and Pole Smoker

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is a warning to everyone! I see these girls out all the time. They only give guys the time of day if there paying for all there drinks or giving them blow. I’ve seen them all leave with different guys all the time. I made the mistake of being drunk and buying them drinks so I could get laid. I felt so dirty after I slept with her I wanted to stick my greg in acid. They are out all the time now they have some roid head gay guy that hangs with them all the time now. If your out and want to get some just hit on them, even the dude and all you need is c*ke or booze. WRAP IT UP!

I wonder which one of them considers them self “the prettier one.”- nik

Chicos Craziest Man Sloot

Posted in Chico State, Sacramento

chicos craziest manwhore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ali L., one of the biggest he-sloots to walk the streets of Chico. He’s a washed up frat boy on the water polo team with zero class and a blackout temper! He gets so f*cked up he runs into walls, turns on his friends, and will screw anything that will let him- male or female. Rumor has it hes been swooping on stupid freshman boys even though hes like 23; poor pledges. What do you think of this toolbox?

So he turns mentally retarded and blind when he’s drunk.- nik

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