Miss Goodie Two Shoes

January 24, 2011 Clemson, Would You? 15

Miss goodie two shoes.

Miss goodie two shoes.

Miss goodie two shoes.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok this girl is named Ali. She is pretty and all, but she is too stuck up! Every guy says they would hit it, I personally think her face is ugly, so in all honesty Nik, would you?

Answer: No, her face is ugly.

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Greased Lightning

January 17, 2011 Clemson, Hamptons 2




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this fat giiRl is just nasstty her past hobbies involved having sex in back yards and behind buildings with random black thugs who she did not even know the name of- but all that is a secret SHH her current hobbies consist of screwing hillbillies, and tatted up wanna be white boy gangsters, getting hair extentions, changing her hair color every week, going to the tanning bed until her skin is as orange as an oompa loompa’s, badly photoshopping her pictures that no one in their right mind would want to see, and of course partying. Sadly this girl thinks that she is the ‘cats meow’.. She makes plans with nice girls, and then stands them up, and is over all just a disgusting human being with no morals.

She looks like John Travolta.- nik

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Italian Stallion

March 30, 2010 Clemson, Vancouver 12


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this f*cking stud is Cory P***** he is the dirtiest whop that has ever walked the street. He is the one getting his ass smacked, he’s totally cool with both ways. He loves d*cks and he wants you to call . his gf is confused with his sexuality.

That position looks to come real natural to both of them.- nik

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March 19, 2010 Clemson 8



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is a “beauty pageant queen”. Yeah…I don’t get it either. .

You took the words right outta my mouth.- nik

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Back To School

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Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!

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Alley Quieff

April 29, 2009 Clemson, New Orleans, Southern 43

Alley Quieff

THE DIRTY ARMY: dis iz alley aka the quieffa… be aware boyz she luvz to pee on boiz lapz nd she f*ckz guyz so dey wnt leave her nd she dumb nd fckin fugly i herd she a lil bushy down der to. nik, she belongz wit da apes nd she thnkz her sh*t dnt stink she thnkz she the coolest persn eva to.

Here is a perfect example why America needs to reform education.- nik

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30k Millionaire..What What

April 21, 2009 Charlotte, Clemson, NC State, Raleigh-Durham 4


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this guys name is Rich M**rehead another 30k millionaire.  He says he is loaded, self made, or whatever he calls himself.  This guy doesn’t have 2 cents to his name.  And you would think with all that money he would be able to pick up a better looking chick then that freak.

I think those other arms are coming out of that gremin’s ass.- nik

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Daddy Issues?

April 17, 2009 Clemson, The Citadel, UNC, University Of South Carolina 5


GetRad? Is that you?

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