THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, my boy kev, actin a fool! clown him dogg. ps, luv tha site kid!

Dennis Rodman? Is that you?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, so i was hollerin at some girlies on myspace the other day and got to talkin to this beezy. i told her to email me her “sexiiest” pic she had and she did… this was it.. hahaha!!! ridiculous!

Emailer you are further proof that myspace is for stalkers, and the dude you were cyber-flirting with needs to shave his pits.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this douche calls himself “the heartbreaker” and thinks hes the all time biggest player in north carolina. he needs to realize that hes nothing but a little pu**y that falls in love with anything that walks then proceeds to cheat on it. more like “the homo” to me..

Sorry, I don’t believe that any chick would even date this guy in the first place.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, shes been myspacin me askin me to come thru to her place and bang the sh*t out of her.. but she’ll only send me this pic of her (its the only one he has). should i go after it? im leaving it in your hands nik.

Dude are you crazy? Guarantee she has rolls upon rolls my friend. Your better off on Craigslist. Just sayin’- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is also Nik.  This guy is a dweeb loser kid who normally I wouldn’t waste my time with…But he is always talking about girls and how many girls he has had, or how hot the last chick he was with is, or how many good looking girls are at the parties he goes too.  Clearly he is just talking a bunch sh*t and I can only imagine what actually goes down not whats in this guys fantasy mind.

I bet you that land monster bleeds Rocky Road ice cream.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this is how we git down in tar heel city NC playa u kno house partiez n chronic bluntz all nite cuz. dirty army reppin tha east kidd

Emailer I don’t understand anything you just said, can somebody please translate? Is he trying to tell me how proud he is of his sausage fest? WTF?- nik