Davidson | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5


March 4, 2009 Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University 4


THE DIRTY ARMY: Look who it is! This is Jewels, the biggest stalker/creeper ever! She is beyond ugly and stalks any single guy who will give her the time of day. she stalked my boyfriend for 5 months, and would park her beat up honda outside of his house and sit there blasting areosmith and crying. She also used to call him and pretend she was going to kill herself if he didnt come over and see her. this b*tch is actually insane too. when she was 13 she was put in a mental hospital for cooking her hamster and eating with ketchup. nik, blast this crazy h*e. but dont say anything nice or else she will come after you!!

She ate her own hamster? I’m really disturbed by this.- nik

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For The Gays?

February 23, 2009 Davidson 2


THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Brendan he goes to davidson, and is the biggest p*ssy i have ever met. all he does all day is listen to emo music and paint and go to gay shows. so nik what do you think is he for the gays?

Groomed eyebrows concludes that he is most definitely for the gays.- nik

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would you ?

January 29, 2009 Chicago, Clemson, Crow, Davidson, Dirty Army Strong, Montreal, Would You? 9

would you ?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Would you?

Answer: No, that is a dude.

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