Drake | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Smash For A Cure

March 19, 2009 Air Force, Anchorage, Appalachian State, Baltimore, Charlotte, Clemson, Davidson, Delaware, Drake, Duke, East Carolina University, Harvard, Ibiza, Indiana, Iowa, Jackson 1

I was so distracted by all those ugly students, that I couldn’t even focus on the car. Duke is good for your resume, but bad for your social life. I decided.- nik



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After 7 Beer Bongs…

March 18, 2009 Air Force, Alabama, Appalachian State, Auburn, Baltimore, BYU, Charlotte, Clemson, Davidson, Delaware, Drake, Duke, East Carolina University, Hamptons, Harvard, Ibiza, Indiana, Iowa, j3, Jackson, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Michigan State, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, MSU, NC State, Notre Dame, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Penn State, Pitt, Purdue, Rollins College, Rutgers, Southern Illinois University 4

College kids these days really need to learn how to hold their alcohol, it’s getting pathetic.- nik



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InCase You Didn’t Know

March 11, 2009 Air Force, Baltimore, BYU, Clemson, Dirty TV, Drake, Hamptons, Harvard, Hawaii, Hollywood, Kansas State, Marine Corps, Marquette, Miami Of Ohio, South Florida, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, UCONN, UMASS, UNC, University Of Idaho, University of Kentucky, University Of Memphis, University of Miami, University Of Montana, University Of South Carolina, University Of Virginia, USC, Utah, Utah State, Vanderbilt, VCU, Virginia Tech, Wake Forest, West Point, West Virginia, Western Kentucky, Western Michigan, Wichita, Wisconsin, Xavier, Yale 4

Alcohol + Douche Bag = Recipe for FAIL.- nik



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National Health Warning

March 6, 2009 Air Force, Alabama, Anchorage, Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Delaware, Drake, Duke, East Carolina University, Harvard, Hawaii, Honolulu, SDSU, South Florida, Southern, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, University Of Central Florida, University Of Idaho, University of Kentucky, University Of Memphis, University of Miami, University Of Montana, University Of South Carolina, University Of Virginia, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, Vanderbilt, VCU, Villanova, Virginia Tech, Washington State, Western Kentucky, Western Michigan, Xavier, Yale 6


The gift that keeps on giving.- nik



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Makeoverrrrrr!

March 5, 2009 Chicago, Drake, Illinois, Iowa 10

Makeoverrrrrr!

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Emily. I think she is the hottest thing since microwave popcorn. She went to the salon today. I think she got a GREAT new makeover. So my question is, would you hit this as hard as I would?

Answer: No, that is Fiona from Shrek.



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BP Foul

March 4, 2009 Air Force, Clemson, Drake 1

Now you just ruined the whole game.- nik



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Drake Wh*re

February 24, 2009 Drake 2

drake-copy

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl is such a wh*re. She hangs out at childrens playgrounds and gets fingered on the slide. she is disgusting and needs to be stopped! would you finger her on the slide nik???

Answer: No, she dresses like she is 8, and she has the worst camel toe ever.



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Fat Asian Tool

February 16, 2009 Drake 0

Fat asian tool

THE DIRTY ARMY: This greg-smoocher is the bartender at Peggies, a campus bar at Drake. I think he’s 25 or something. The only way he is able to get his greg touched is when he gets some poor tranny too intoxicated to know whats going on. . . . . nice dog tag.

This guy looks like a life size Greg.- nik



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