The Handj*b
I wish this was a real movie, I think it would be number one at the box office.- nik
Yes. Heely’s are for children and queers.- nik
I was so distracted by all those ugly students, that I couldn’t even focus on the car. Duke is good for your resume, but bad for your social life. I decided.- nik
College kids these days really need to learn how to hold their alcohol, it’s getting pathetic.- nik
Alcohol + Douche Bag = Recipe for FAIL.- nik