National Health Warning
The gift that keeps on giving.- nik
The gift that keeps on giving.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Emily. I think she is the hottest thing since microwave popcorn. She went to the salon today. I think she got a GREAT new makeover. So my question is, would you hit this as hard as I would?
Answer: No, that is Fiona from Shrek.
Now you just ruined the whole game.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl is such a wh*re. She hangs out at childrens playgrounds and gets fingered on the slide. she is disgusting and needs to be stopped! would you finger her on the slide nik???
Answer: No, she dresses like she is 8, and she has the worst camel toe ever.

THE DIRTY ARMY: This greg-smoocher is the bartender at Peggies, a campus bar at Drake. I think he’s 25 or something. The only way he is able to get his greg touched is when he gets some poor tranny too intoxicated to know whats going on. . . . . nice dog tag.
This guy looks like a life size Greg.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: For anyone who knows this kid, we all saw this one coming….out.
Looks like those two guys just roofied him.- nik