Duke | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2


November 1, 2010 Duke 1


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this dirty girl named alyssa symballa (right)  gives guys constant head at parties, she even f*cked the same guy her good friend did.she wears really short skirts to roadhouse thinking its her stripper castle. this dirty girl needs to be exposed.

Thats cause parties are where the moneys at…her face looks like it has a glaze of visine on it.- nik

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Nik, Would You With Duke’s Very Own Karen Owen

October 5, 2010 Duke, The Dirty 67

The Duke Fuck List Author

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m sure you have heard and who knows how many submissions you got about Karen Owen’s (Blonde One) F*ck List and her experiment if you want to call it that since it has been on every single site possible already.  Anyway I think she is pretty hot and not surprised she could sleep with whoever she wanted to, I wanted to ask you Nik, if you were in college would you have approached Karen Owens?

She tried to submit herself to help get more “clients” during the list process. She is all legs… everything else on her body including her face has expired.- nik

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Its Britney

August 4, 2010 Duke, Would You? 3

It's Britney, B*tch

It's Britney, B*tch

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I always see this guy around campus, he honestly thinks he’s Britney with his diva attitude and his snake to match his huge ego. So…if you were a girl, would you?

Well I’m not gay so no, but I bet he has a dreamy photoshoot done with his snake (no homo).- nik

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Vice President Of Oppenheimer Funds Cooks Crack

May 13, 2010 Dirty Business, Duke, Huntington Beach, The Dirty 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Matthew Cohen VP of Oppenheimer Funds cooks cr*ck and blows his clients $$$ on his bad habit. You gotta love his investment.

Don’t invest in Oppenheimer because they invest in cartels.  I decided.- nik

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More Delusional Model/Cleat Chaser

April 26, 2010 Dirty Athletes, Duke, Scottsdale, The Dirty 36

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you guys have it right with the shannon j girl. she is all over the place. no telling how many jerseys she’s gone thru. she has them posted all over her facebook like its her list of conquests. like shes proud of it. SMH. girls these days. i was suprised she hadn’t been here before either.

She needs to transfer to Morehouse College or Howard University to live her dream to the fullest… it would be great to widen her horizons.- nik 

Also See:  Delusional Model/Cleat Chaser

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Delusional Model/Cleat Chaser

April 18, 2010 Duke, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Would You? 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m surprised no one has posted this girl yet. Meet Shannon J. She is a proud former Hooters girl and a total cleat chaser. She claims to be a massage therapist and tries to offer her services to all athletes.  She sends messages to every black athlete she can find on Twitter and Facebook, sends them her number and makes no attempt to hide that she’s a major groupie.  She is from NC and tried to get with every UNC, Duke and NC State football and basketball player before coming to conquer the AZ sports scene. She says her fish lips and rack are real (the rack might be due to its saggyness) and looks about 40 even though she’s only 20. Of course, she airbrushes most of her pics anyway. She really thinks she could be a model, but doesn’t realize she looks like a man in most of her “modeling” shots. So Nik, she wouldn’t because you aren’t black or an athlete, but would you?

Answer:  No shot, she is way to amazon WNBA like for my taste.  She is one of those white girls who looks like she only likes black guys.

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The Sloot Of Hickory Ridge

August 25, 2009 Charlotte, Duke 97

The slut of hickory ridge

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the sl*t of hickory ridge, in just one summer she’s became worse than her new “bff” lindsey w**d. who was the hickory ridge sl*t last year. but no, maddie took her place by farrrrr. watch out if you break up with a guy she’ll f*ck him in three days, thats what she did to nathan f*rr. and she thinks he wants her? please, he just wanted to get some & since he did he’s totally done with you. so get that through your head, any guy who you do stuff with doesnt care about you they just wanna GET SOME. alright, well heres the new hickory ridge sl*t for you guys.

It’s only going to get worse once she starts college, that’s when girls let their inner sl*t shine.- nik

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Poor Don King

August 25, 2009 Duke, Hollywood, The Dirty 19

Poor Don King

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what has happened to the worlds greatest boxing promoter?

He did kind of fall off the face of the earth?  This must be his bastard daughter.- nik

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