FIDM | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Ray Is Such An Idiot

May 26, 2011 FIDM, Newport, The Dirty 30

What a Dumbass

What a Dumbass

What a Dumbass

THE DIRTY ARMY: SO NIK, remember Ray Linton, the 19 year old disaster train wreck. He has gotten even more work done, sad sad thing, more like PATHETIC….Maybe he should consider surgery on the one place he needs it – his brain! I can’t imagine being married to this type of person. Maybe that is why his status is “Separated” HAHA what a joke. He looks almost exactly the same and has wasted thousands of dollars to make himself feel important. What a SH*TSHAME.

I personally think nobody should get botox until they are 25 years old.- nik



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OC’s Finest Douche

May 11, 2011 FIDM, Newport, The Dirty 32

OC'S FINEST DOUCHE

OC'S FINEST DOUCHE

OC'S FINEST DOUCHE

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, remember him?? This is Ray Linton, he thinks he is something special, in reality he is in absolute hell, he is broke & alone! His “whips” collection is a joke-from his range rover, G Mercedes, BMW probably a used series.. sad thing is he has no one to ride with.. he has gotten a facelift, at his age whats next??? There is no question that he has had too much fillers of some type that has tremendously shrunk the income available to support his lavish life style. He can’t control himself. Nik, put this joker on blast so maybe he will shut the hell up and go back.

His face actually looks scary to me. Didn’t this kid just turn 19 or something?- nik



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Cowrolina

April 19, 2011 FIDM, Hollywood 7

Cowrolina Cartell

Cowrolina Cartell

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Carolina thinks she’s god’s gift to music, who really cares about her stupid mediocre life & taking a million cell phone pix of herself a day doing drugs & weird animal poses & sh*t! I had to take her off my facebook because of her fugly picture updates and stupid a** statuses. there’s no such thing as a girl dj!

That’s a SHIM, fho sho.- nik



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Undercover Trash

April 7, 2011 FIDM, Miami 21

UNDERCOVER WHITE TRASH

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This here is Lindsey W. Word on the street is she is an undercover piece of white trash. Gets sloppy drunk whenever she goes out and likes to take big loads down her throat. Take a look at this picture.. who you bust a nut with this little lady Nik? What do you think about the trash bag tattoo on her inner arm? Classy ay?

I’m not gunna respond cause it sounds like your trying to be Canadian with this ‘eh’ talk..no bueno.- nik



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Self-Proclaimed Megan Fox Clone

April 5, 2011 FIDM, San Francisco, Would You? 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Oh my, where should I start….This here is Madalyn Baker. This b*tch is the most aggressive attention wh*re you will ever meet; whether it’s posting embarrassing “profound” statuses on her wall, uploading “artistic” pictures onto her Facebook (most of which are taken from within a tanning booth…?) or sending your boyfriend naked pictures FROM HER BOYFRIEND’S bathroom bahaha. She is dating the scummiest, trashiest guy on the face of this world and is CONVINCED that she looks exactly like Megan Fox hmmm. So, Nik… I am in need of your honesty.

Isn’t it like really dangerous to open your eyes in a tanning bed, let alone take a picture in there.- nik



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Self-Proclaimed Megan Fox Clone

April 5, 2011 FIDM, San Francisco, Would You? 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Soooo, where do I begin…this here is Madalyn Baker. Your typical attention whore; her life consists of posting annoying “profound” statuses on Facebook, uploading “artistic” pictures on her wall (which are usually taken inside of a tanning bed), and sending naked pictures to random guys even though she is involved in a “perfect” relationship with the trashiest, scummy guy possible. She asserts that she’s the hottest girl around and that she looks exactly like Megan Fox….hmm. Nik, I need your honesty. Would you?

Answer: No, she has an undefined face and a big nose.  Her right +2 also points to the sky.



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Emo Pill Poppin Greg Lover

February 24, 2011 FIDM, Sacramento, Tatouche 32

Emo pill poppin greg lover

Emo pill poppin greg lover

Emo pill poppin greg lover

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this crazy a** b*tch right here is Noel R*ggs. She thinks shes so f*ckin hot & that her looks can get her anything! She will use and abuse anyone for anything she can get. All she does is party, pop pills & loves the greg. She keeps getting all tatted up lookin like an emo tramp. She will open her legs for anyone especially if you offer her drugs, weed, or $. oh yea she also claims shes bi-sexual.  So girls you better watch out too! I was told by a homie that she was video taped getting f*cked in the pooper & now shes worried ppl are gunna find out about it! B*tch I hope that sh*t ends up on here cuz your just a sl*t & all you do is f*ck people over & use them! She claims that her ex liquors her up & f*cks her & tapes it. Maybe if you werent a bottle rat sloot sh*t like that wont happen!  So if your lookin to get laid offer her some yellow norcs.  She loves them!  Put this fake a** emo b*tch on blast! Karmas a b*tch aint it!

I love when you can tell that a chick is going to get fat when they are older.- nik



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Psychotic Girl

February 10, 2011 FIDM, Seattle 3

psychotic bitch

psychotic bitch

psychotic bitch

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This nasty firecrotch sloot is Samantha Layton. She f*cks every guy that walks. When she worked at movie theatre at alderwood mall, she slept her way around and to the top until she was “shift leader.” Her ex-boyfriend, Jeff, claims to have gotten DRD from her by god only knows which guy she cheated on him with. She shows her class by sh*tting on the bathroom floor at her work in order to get back at another coworker for looking at her boyfriend. After she was fired she now makes ends meet as a prostitute and stripper.

She has the worst of both worlds, red hair and fatness.- nik



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