Tuesday 21st May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Emo Pill Poppin Greg Lover

February 24, 2011 FIDM, Sacramento, Tatouche 22 5,086 Views

Emo pill poppin greg lover

Emo pill poppin greg lover

Emo pill poppin greg lover

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this crazy a** b*tch right here is Noel R*ggs. She thinks shes so f*ckin hot & that her looks can get her anything! She will use and abuse anyone for anything she can get. All she does is party, pop pills & loves the greg. She keeps getting all tatted up lookin like an emo tramp. She will open her legs for anyone especially if you offer her drugs, weed, or $. oh yea she also claims shes bi-sexual.  So girls you better watch out too! I was told by a homie that she was video taped getting f*cked in the pooper & now shes worried ppl are gunna find out about it! B*tch I hope that sh*t ends up on here cuz your just a sl*t & all you do is f*ck people over & use them! She claims that her ex liquors her up & f*cks her & tapes it. Maybe if you werent a bottle rat sloot sh*t like that wont happen!  So if your lookin to get laid offer her some yellow norcs.  She loves them!  Put this fake a** emo b*tch on blast! Karmas a b*tch aint it!

I love when you can tell that a chick is going to get fat when they are older.- nik



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Psychotic Girl

February 10, 2011 FIDM, Seattle 3 9,964 Views

psychotic bitch

psychotic bitch

psychotic bitch

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This nasty firecrotch sloot is Samantha Layton. She f*cks every guy that walks. When she worked at movie theatre at alderwood mall, she slept her way around and to the top until she was “shift leader.” Her ex-boyfriend, Jeff, claims to have gotten DRD from her by god only knows which guy she cheated on him with. She shows her class by sh*tting on the bathroom floor at her work in order to get back at another coworker for looking at her boyfriend. After she was fired she now makes ends meet as a prostitute and stripper.

She has the worst of both worlds, red hair and fatness.- nik



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Fake Is The New Black

January 2, 2011 FIDM, Hollywood, The Dirty 10 5,997 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce Brittani Kosla or BKoz. I guess I can’t really introduce her as a person, because none of her is real: from her nappy plastic hair to her fake vainer teeth to her hooker nails and spray tan FAKE FAKE FAKE. Oh– except for her -2s, those saggers are 100% real. She has been on TheDirty before, exposing her for the starf*cker she is. She doesn’t even have a job– how does she pay for her “lifestyle”? She also used to be BFF with Brock’s Chick. So Nik, gotta ask, is BKoz the next Udders? I won’t even degrade you to ask if you would– even though a million other guys have, you wouldn’t.

I have a hard time believing her breasts are real. Please God tell me they are fake… it is the only reason guys talk to her.- nik



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Raine Has More Plastic Than Barbie

December 15, 2010 FIDM, Hollywood, The Dirty 62 9,534 Views

More plastic than Barbie!

More plastic than Barbie!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girls name is Raine and she has the most plastic face I have EVER seen! Compared to her old pics on Facebook, you can tell she’s had lip work done AND her hair is fake and so is her nose. She’s as fake as they come. I heard from one of her very own best friends that her daddy payed for her nose job and her mommy payed for her lip injections and hair extensions. Do her parents really think she is THAT ugly to where they have to buy those things for her? It’s just pathetic. And all she does is party, drink and do drugs. That’s all she cares about.

The rainbow dark Sharpie eyebrows scare the sh*t out of me. They are so elevated it gives you the perception of a bad face lift.- nik



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Would You Do A Chucky

October 8, 2010 FIDM, Hollywood, Would You? 6 7,495 Views

Would you do a chucky/tranny Nik?

Would you do a chucky/tranny Nik?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik her favorite past times : snorting adderal/c*ke/zanex, sucking cisco adler and dirt nastys d**k’s, homie hopping, spending most of her jewmoney on mac makeup. Girl needs new diseases so she left the OC to pursue a career in WEstWOOD. The girl is DTF and she DOESNT GIVE A F8CK (no condom needed). She is so full of herself constantly telling everyone what hot shit she is and how any guys will f8ck her.She makes her friends look hot though. If you have a nice car,drugs,or in a low grade dirty band she will follow you around like a leech. Hell if you give her any attention shell love you long time. Bitch cleans up nice for a tranny! So would you nik? Whats her rating?

Sober she wouldn’t be over 1.5, but, I’m assuming that people will only be interested in this one when heavily intoxicated looking for some late night loving…in which case she moves up to a 2.43221  (that’s if she/he passes the cup test).- nik



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Hollywood Scum Bag Loves To Pray On Young Girls

October 5, 2010 Dirty Predator, FIDM, Hollywood 12 5,915 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if you have a somewhat decent body this scum bag with pray on you. He wants to f*ck anything that moves and loves porn stars. Hands down along with Benjamin Fongers and his whole 30 year old crew sleeping with underage girls love to sell weed to the security officer of the apartment building and get girls wasted then use them. Watch out ladies there nothing but mid life crisis f*cks with small Greg. Lizzy, Ben, Travis & Sami can live together.

Hey look it is my step-mom.- nik



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