THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce Brittani Kosla or BKoz. I guess I can’t really introduce her as a person, because none of her is real: from her nappy plastic hair to her fake vainer teeth to her hooker nails and spray tan FAKE FAKE FAKE. Oh– except for her -2s, those saggers are 100% real. She has been on TheDirty before, exposing her for the starf*cker she is. She doesn’t even have a job– how does she pay for her “lifestyle”? She also used to be BFF with Brock’s Chick. So Nik, gotta ask, is BKoz the next Udders? I won’t even degrade you to ask if you would– even though a million other guys have, you wouldn’t.
I have a hard time believing her breasts are real. Please God tell me they are fake… it is the only reason guys talk to her.- nik