FIDM | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Fake Is The New Black

January 2, 2011 FIDM, Hollywood, The Dirty 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce Brittani Kosla or BKoz. I guess I can’t really introduce her as a person, because none of her is real: from her nappy plastic hair to her fake vainer teeth to her hooker nails and spray tan FAKE FAKE FAKE. Oh– except for her -2s, those saggers are 100% real. She has been on TheDirty before, exposing her for the starf*cker she is. She doesn’t even have a job– how does she pay for her “lifestyle”? She also used to be BFF with Brock’s Chick. So Nik, gotta ask, is BKoz the next Udders? I won’t even degrade you to ask if you would– even though a million other guys have, you wouldn’t.

I have a hard time believing her breasts are real. Please God tell me they are fake… it is the only reason guys talk to her.- nik

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Raine Has More Plastic Than Barbie

December 15, 2010 FIDM, Hollywood, The Dirty 62

More plastic than Barbie!

More plastic than Barbie!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girls name is Raine and she has the most plastic face I have EVER seen! Compared to her old pics on Facebook, you can tell she’s had lip work done AND her hair is fake and so is her nose. She’s as fake as they come. I heard from one of her very own best friends that her daddy payed for her nose job and her mommy payed for her lip injections and hair extensions. Do her parents really think she is THAT ugly to where they have to buy those things for her? It’s just pathetic. And all she does is party, drink and do drugs. That’s all she cares about.

The rainbow dark Sharpie eyebrows scare the sh*t out of me. They are so elevated it gives you the perception of a bad face lift.- nik

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Would You Do A Chucky

October 8, 2010 FIDM, Hollywood, Would You? 6

Would you do a chucky/tranny Nik?

Would you do a chucky/tranny Nik?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik her favorite past times : snorting adderal/c*ke/zanex, sucking cisco adler and dirt nastys d**k’s, homie hopping, spending most of her jewmoney on mac makeup. Girl needs new diseases so she left the OC to pursue a career in WEstWOOD. The girl is DTF and she DOESNT GIVE A F8CK (no condom needed). She is so full of herself constantly telling everyone what hot shit she is and how any guys will f8ck her.She makes her friends look hot though. If you have a nice car,drugs,or in a low grade dirty band she will follow you around like a leech. Hell if you give her any attention shell love you long time. Bitch cleans up nice for a tranny! So would you nik? Whats her rating?

Sober she wouldn’t be over 1.5, but, I’m assuming that people will only be interested in this one when heavily intoxicated looking for some late night loving…in which case she moves up to a 2.43221  (that’s if she/he passes the cup test).- nik

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Hollywood Scum Bag Loves To Pray On Young Girls

October 5, 2010 Dirty Predator, FIDM, Hollywood 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if you have a somewhat decent body this scum bag with pray on you. He wants to f*ck anything that moves and loves porn stars. Hands down along with Benjamin Fongers and his whole 30 year old crew sleeping with underage girls love to sell weed to the security officer of the apartment building and get girls wasted then use them. Watch out ladies there nothing but mid life crisis f*cks with small Greg. Lizzy, Ben, Travis & Sami can live together.

Hey look it is my step-mom.- nik

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Sexiest GoGo Dancer In Orange County

September 22, 2010 FIDM, Las Vegas, Newport 43

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please put this ugly b*tch in check. her name is Olivia Kemp. she thinks she’s the hottest piece of sh*t in the O.C me and my friend first spotted her at Tiajuanas in Irvine. she was the worst gogo dancer there and everybody kept booing her off stage. she doesn’t know how to dance and she’s a rude b*tch she now gogo dances at raves and differeclubs in the OC how does this girl get any jobs?

She should enter the butterface contest at Jet Nightclub in Las Vegas this weekend.- nik

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Way To Rep FIDM

September 20, 2010 FIDM, Hollywood, The Dirty 49

Way to Rep FIDM

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I go to FIDM with these girls and see them through my facebook feed looking like a hot mess! This was at some SC frat party over the weekend where they probably had more trains ran on them then union station.

FIDM is a scam school of stupid chicks who cannot get into beauty school because of over crowding. These girls look very fashionable.- nik

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Another Dumb FIDM Sloot

September 9, 2010 FIDM, Hollywood 56

THE DIRTY ARMY: When I first met this chick Jessica she was bragging about how she had been on the dirty so many times, so I came here to check it out. I thought she was cute so I tried to make a move. She tries to act like she wants you in her pants but I found out later that shes a f***ing virgin. She tries really hard to fit in with her army of sk*nks but she just sits around on her untouched, virgin p***y watching her friends be the life of the party. Dont even think about trying to start a convo with her, it’s like talking to a brick wall. I tried to give this girl shots to make her talk but she barely was able to swallow 1… so take that as a hint dont shoot your load in her face. Warning to the DA dont even try to bring this prude wannabe home with you, you’re not getting anywhere. So Nik what do you think? should i try again? Is this warm hole worth the wait?

Not worth it… anyone who has a jenky queen tattoo is a bust in life.- nik

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Asking The DA For Some Intel

July 8, 2010 Dirty Army Strong, FIDM, Las Vegas 2

Asking the DA for Some intel

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik These three were with stitch and the “gtl” crew last satruday at Vanity for the “situations” b-day. See them everywhere like most other bottle rats. Anyone from the DA know if they are worth the cost of a bottle? or better meaning, All show no ho?!

They look like experienced bottle rats, I think they know how to squeeze at least 2 bottles out before giving it up.  Sloots always drink to a certain point and then they immediately need a greg.- nik

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