THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please put this ugly b*tch in check. her name is Olivia Kemp. she thinks she’s the hottest piece of sh*t in the O.C me and my friend first spotted her at Tiajuanas in Irvine. she was the worst gogo dancer there and everybody kept booing her off stage. she doesn’t know how to dance and she’s a rude b*tch she now gogo dances at raves and differeclubs in the OC how does this girl get any jobs?

She should enter the butterface contest at Jet Nightclub in Las Vegas this weekend.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I go to FIDM with these girls and see them through my facebook feed looking like a hot mess! This was at some SC frat party over the weekend where they probably had more trains ran on them then union station.

FIDM is a scam school of stupid chicks who cannot get into beauty school because of over crowding. These girls look very fashionable.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: When I first met this chick Jessica she was bragging about how she had been on the dirty so many times, so I came here to check it out. I thought she was cute so I tried to make a move. She tries to act like she wants you in her pants but I found out later that shes a f***ing virgin. She tries really hard to fit in with her army of sk*nks but she just sits around on her untouched, virgin p***y watching her friends be the life of the party. Dont even think about trying to start a convo with her, it’s like talking to a brick wall. I tried to give this girl shots to make her talk but she barely was able to swallow 1… so take that as a hint dont shoot your load in her face. Warning to the DA dont even try to bring this prude wannabe home with you, you’re not getting anywhere. So Nik what do you think? should i try again? Is this warm hole worth the wait?

Not worth it… anyone who has a jenky queen tattoo is a bust in life.- nik