THE DIRTY ARMY: Good gawd!! Someone needs to tell these girls that they are not the sassy super models they think they are.. i mean really, how much makeup can u pile on anyways?! And that fish face, please, stop this.! So i have to ask you, and everyone else out there, Would You? Is there anything that makes them even remotely attractive looking?

It feels as if I’m looking at them under water with all that warping.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl went behind her husbands back the was serving his country in the air force, and cheats on him for another guy. She used her new lover to only escape the life as a wife. Ex husband Ryan gets remarried and his new wife puts Ashley on blast!LOL After find that out she makes his life a living hell and blames him for just loving her, and once again cheats on him. rnrnAttention All you Frat boys don’t expect much oooo or ahhhs from this one. A goodnight of fun nothing more and if you plant it in the right place she might just think of her ex husband Ryan. Ashley Brassfield loves to play the victim, don’t be fooled she’s been doing this for a very very long time. An innsecure selfish heartless BiTcH!!!!rnWatch out for this lieing Hoe at Swiggs, Red Wave or in Tower District people. She’ll put on the little miss innocent Christian Girl Act for you all.

Something tells me its not moving day.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik here is fresno/clovis’ Tree bitch aka tree the tranny…she always has an assload of makeup on and is always makin that stoopid fish face. So shes currently preggers with a guy she said beat her ass and controls her, yet goes back and gets pregnant…which then results in her “breaking up with him”, after telling him it was someone elses..oh, did i mention, this baby daddy is the guy sje cheated on her fiance with..can u say Get Around?!

Her face does kinda look like bark.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Selena Marie Farnesi who is Fresno States Student body president. She sleeps around with basically every guy on campus. She has sleep with Neil O’Brian, Jaime Moncayo, Sean Kiernan, and she also sleep with that guy who cleans the toilets in the Henry Madden Library.  I think that guys should avoid this her. She’s no good. Be careful guys!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this nasty gym rat wanna be frat boy likes to strut around the Rec center like hes some kind of bad*ss. He thinks girls are staring at him, but in reality they just feel violated and disgusted being in his presence and laugh at him when he tries to bench. He takes roids in an attempt to bulk up but all it does is make him emotional and shrink up if you know what i mean. His fake ass macho man act doesn’t make up for his failures in the bedroom. Boy is a 2 pump chump. He pretends to be so proud of his so called mexican heritage but by the looks of him hes just been eating too many burritos. His mexican sponsored taco truck doesn’t make the cut either. To make himself feel less pathetic he cheats and whores around with the easiest girls on campus, most recently getting cozy with the leftover lover pictured. I’ve never seen someone so hilariously over confident with literally nothing to boot. Fresno isn’t the hottest city, but this nasty, wannabe, awkward, burrito boy fool isn’t even on the negative scale around here. Pathetic.