Fresno State | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Never Drink And Drive

March 4, 2013 Dirty DUI, Fresno, Fresno State, The Dirty 90

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, check this out. Fresno was named drunkest city in America a few years in a row, and here is a bit of the proof to back up those stats. This girl had TWO DUI convictions and ONE DUI pending at the time of this accident, so this would have been her FOURTH DUI! She decided to attend a concert one night and of course gets drunk, gets in her car (yet again) as she’s driving home on the freeway she hits a car and doesn’t even bother to stop and see if the driver was ok, well he wasn’t. He died on impact and she fled the scene. When the cops finally caught up with her, she was so intoxicated she passed out in the back seat of the cop car. She is currently awaiting trial for murder. DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE PEOPLE – IT’S NOT WORTH IT!!

You would think her driving privileges would have been suspended after the 3rd DUI.- nik

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Ashley Brassfield

February 13, 2013 Fresno, Fresno State 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl went behind her husbands back the was serving his country in the air force, and cheats on him for another guy. She used her new lover to only escape the life as a wife. Ex husband Ryan gets remarried and his new wife puts Ashley on blast!LOL After find that out she makes his life a living hell and blames him for just loving her, and once again cheats on him. rnrnAttention All you Frat boys don’t expect much oooo or ahhhs from this one. A goodnight of fun nothing more and if you plant it in the right place she might just think of her ex husband Ryan. Ashley Brassfield loves to play the victim, don’t be fooled she’s been doing this for a very very long time. An innsecure selfish heartless BiTcH!!!!rnWatch out for this lieing Hoe at Swiggs, Red Wave or in Tower District people. She’ll put on the little miss innocent Christian Girl Act for you all.

Something tells me its not moving day.- nik

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Tree The Tranny

November 8, 2012 Fresno, Fresno State, Sacramento 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik here is fresno/clovis’ Tree bitch aka tree the tranny…she always has an assload of makeup on and is always makin that stoopid fish face. So shes currently preggers with a guy she said beat her ass and controls her, yet goes back and gets pregnant…which then results in her “breaking up with him”, after telling him it was someone elses..oh, did i mention, this baby daddy is the guy sje cheated on her fiance with..can u say Get Around?!

Her face does kinda look like bark.- nik

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Fresnos States Slootiest

March 12, 2012 Fresno, Fresno State 15

Selena Farnesi! Fresno's States Sluttiest!!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Selena Marie Farnesi who is Fresno States Student body president. She sleeps around with basically every guy on campus. She has sleep with Neil O’Brian, Jaime Moncayo, Sean Kiernan, and she also sleep with that guy who cleans the toilets in the Henry Madden Library.  I think that guys should avoid this her. She’s no good. Be careful guys!

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Nasty Gym Rat Slore

March 6, 2012 Dirty Army Strong, Fresno, Fresno State 5

Nasty Whore Gym Rat

Nasty Whore Gym Rat

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this nasty gym rat wanna be frat boy likes to strut around the Rec center like hes some kind of bad*ss. He thinks girls are staring at him, but in reality they just feel violated and disgusted being in his presence and laugh at him when he tries to bench. He takes roids in an attempt to bulk up but all it does is make him emotional and shrink up if you know what i mean. His fake ass macho man act doesn’t make up for his failures in the bedroom. Boy is a 2 pump chump. He pretends to be so proud of his so called mexican heritage but by the looks of him hes just been eating too many burritos. His mexican sponsored taco truck doesn’t make the cut either. To make himself feel less pathetic he cheats and whores around with the easiest girls on campus, most recently getting cozy with the leftover lover pictured. I’ve never seen someone so hilariously over confident with literally nothing to boot. Fresno isn’t the hottest city, but this nasty, wannabe, awkward, burrito boy fool isn’t even on the negative scale around here. Pathetic.

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Should I Nik

February 3, 2012 Fresno State 10

Should I Nik?

Should I Nik?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been creeping this girl I am interested in. I love how exotic she looks but I’m wondering if shes had work done. The last girl I was with, who had a very nice set of +2s, popped her t*t on me and I don’t think I could put up with anymore t*tty juice.. Nik do you think I should go for it?

She looks more than natural… overly real body parts.- nik

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Ranie Is Almost Perfect

August 26, 2011 Fresno State, The Dirty, Would You? 29

the perfect girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, her name is Ranie from Sanger, Ca but goes to Fresno State.  Shes fun, sweet and a “good” girl. Would you do her?  And if not, you better have some valid points dude.

Answer: No, her nose is her whole body.

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Secret Homosexual

July 11, 2011 Fresno State 9

Secret Homosexual.......

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This man is Neil O’Brien he is a super senior at Fresno State. He loves Mexican men. He had an obsession with the schools President Pedro Ramirez. He went as far as to create a website for the love of his life. Neil believes in white supremacy and supports the Westboro baptist church in Alabama which is against American soldiers. He claims to be a patriot, but he supports that crazy church. What people don’t know is the he is a homosexual and is currently in a sexual relationship with an unidentified man. They have both been spotted around town holding hands. He has no friends so he just causes trouble around campus. His ex-boyfriend informed us that Neil has an drd and he got it from him while having anal sex. Nik, Neil is a hypocit he does the exact same thing he complains about he’s against homosexuality, but he’s a homosexual. He calls himself a patriot, yet he don’t support the troops. He says he is a citizens advocate yet he only advocates for himself because he is a camera whore. He was abused as a child so now he is kinda of messed up in the head. I feel bad for him sometimes, but he deserves it. Neil O’Brien should burn for what he has done. He’s a criminal and supports terrorist groups. NEIL O’Brien is anti-American. Neil O’brien should be in Guantanomo bay.

Why’s he hanging out in the middle of a field?? forgy meeting spot?- nik

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