Fresno State | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Visalia Sloot

June 2, 2011 Fresno State 42


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik-This is Krista. She brags about being the hottest chick in the central valley. What do you think of her 2+s?

How bout some better pics.  Grow some balls and friend request her, what’s the worst that could happen.  Girls are used to random creeper requests.- nik

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The Douchiest Of The Douches

May 18, 2011 Fresno State 9

The Douchest of the Douch

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy’s name is Jaime. He is the biggest douche of all douches. He thinks he is god’s gift to EVERYBODY and believes that everybody cares when he brags about being on the rugby team(he is not), playing soccer( he sucks), and being a “ladies’ man”(definitely not). He is a creep when he is drunk…actually, he is just a creep overall. What do you think?

I think 7 Eleven is calling his name.- nik

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A Few Drinks And She’s Yours

May 17, 2011 Fresno State, Would You? 13

Get A Few Drinks In Her & She's Yours For The Night

Get A Few Drinks In Her & She's Yours For The Night

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl is the biggest sloot in Fresno. Her name is Britney. She is on the swim team. She gets passed from guy to guy like it’s nothing. Every frat party I’ve been to, she’s there. And she’s going home with a different guy every night. She has a boyfriend but she still fcks other guys. Her and her little teammates are all ugly and all major sloots. She needs to become famous. Oh and would you?

Your forgetting all the drinks it would take you to sleep with a man…its not worth it.- nik

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Fresno “Model”

March 23, 2011 Fresno State, Would You? 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This girl’s name is Kristen. She goes to Fresno State and brags about how she is a model and is doing all of these shoots. She literally thinks she’s hot. I caught my ex sneaking around with this sloot not too long ago. Please Nik, bring this girls head back down to earth by telling her the truth. Also Nik, would you?

Answer: No, she looks constipated in all of her “modeling” shots.

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Tulare Trash

February 15, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, Fresno, Fresno State 55

Tulare TRASH!!!

Tulare TRASH!!!

Tulare TRASH!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Her name is Trisha Curiel. My buddy has been bangin this chic for sometime now, he’s been given her money to get buy and they do the deed and he will give her some money. Well he recently found out shes been messin around on him and stealin from him, so time to put her out. He said girls puss is the loosest, smelliest, floppiest, puss he’s ever had. He said she has the hairiest a$$ he’s ever seen on a girl. She will steal from ANYONE, she got kicked outta her apartment for stealing from her roommates. Shes stolen from her own family, she steals money, clothes, jewelry, and even other girls panties. She was engaged at one point but couldn’t keep her legs closed! Her front right tooth is dead thats why its dis-colored, and she plans to get a denture there before this coming summer. Shes also had numerous abortions. And heres the biggest shock, SHES PREGNANT and doesnt know who the father is! I just hope its not my buddy!

She has one thick force field on, no doubt trying to hide the size of that beak.- nik

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What Do You Think About Janet

February 9, 2011 Fresno, Fresno State 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Who is this girl? At first i thought she was a fake spam! but she is real… her name is Janet Marks. from merced,ca.. AND EVEN BETTER, HER SISTERS A PORNSTAR! reason why i found out she was real is that she talked to me in webcam once. and surprisingly shes so nice! what do u think?

I think she needs to lay off the Sharpie products.- nik

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This Girl Makes Me Sick

January 14, 2011 Fresno, Fresno State 20

This girl makes me sick!

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik  This is Sharoya C*mmon. She is the biggest sloot in Fresno! Everytime I see this girl out she is wasted and a complete mess. She thinks she is so sexy with her no-ass and stupid tattoos! She used to be one of the sweetest girls in high school and now she’s just another dumb stripper. She claims she has “found God” and is “pure” now. I saw her out that same week being a pill-popping skank! This chick needs to stop kidding herself and get her life back in order.

That cleavage of hers is making me sick.- nik

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Nice To Some

January 4, 2011 Dirty DUI, Fresno State, Portland 20

Natalie Foreman

Natalie Foreman

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Natalie Foreman. Use to be a sweet girl, but now is a drug mess. She is a stuck up whore who likes to take her shirt off and show off her mosquito bites. She is also a stupid bitch that spreads rumors like there’s no tomorrow. Yet, to some people, she can be pretty nice. All the guys are friends with her because she acts like one of the guys. Very manly. She is known for going after other girls’ men. the most horrible person you will ever meet. she will make sure your relationship with your boyfriend gets to its worse point. she will talk behind your back without knowing you and she will always be sleeping with different guys. She is an embarrassment to Oregon!What do you think?

She’s nice to the guys who get their greg stroked by her…its only natural.- nik

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