Fresno State | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Psycho Folsom Sloot

November 18, 2010 Fresno State, Sacramento 48

Psycho Folsom Sloot

Psycho Folsom Sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik!! This Psycho Bitches name is Jenni Worthington… or as she calls herself “JWhoa”. She is infamous for starting drama and cheating on her boyfriends. She moved to Fresno with her boyfriend and lived off him for 3 years. Now she moved back to Folsom and is living with mommy and daddy. She’s 24 and still can’t get her shit together and still using and living off of other people. She thinks she is the shit and is really a scared little bitch when confronted. She’s a dirty slut and looks like a cross eyed troll. Stay away from this slut… you’ll definitely catch something!

She’s lucky I deleted the other pictures she looks much worse than this.- nik



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Would You

November 14, 2010 Fresno State, Would You? 20

Would you?

Would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik I’ve been seeing this chick around school lately. I go to merced college community school. I’v bumped into her a couple of times at the allied health center. There’s just something about her that caught my eye. At first, i thought she was cute but now that i keep seeing her, she reminds me of a RACOON. Its annoying the shit out of me. And wtf is up with her smile, dude?

I needed a good laugh thanks…you also don’t need to say school after college. (how’d ya like that one grammar police?).- nik



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Merced’s Trashiest

November 1, 2010 Fresno State, San Jose 4

Merced's ugliest, trashiest, most discusting human being.

Merced's ugliest, trashiest, most discusting human being.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Casey Adelman! She is UC Merced’s most filthy, discusting whore. She’s been doing blow her whole life and wasted her college tuition on rehab. She thinks she is such hot shit, when she can’t even make up her mind about what she wants do with her pathetic, drug filled excuse of a life! What she really needs to do is have those warts on her big ugly jewish shnoz removed with her parents money. Not getting drunk of off Carlo Rassi every night and f*cking white trash deuches from Merced. Ewww! She may even be to gross for thedirty.com! If you know this girl, odds are you’ve boned her once or twice.

I’d be a little concerned by the size of her triceps and what she has hiding in those cheeks.- nik



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Anyone Know Who This Girl Is

October 11, 2010 Dallas, Fresno State 93

Who is this chick?

Who is this chick?

Who is this chick?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this girls name is apparently ” Kayla leighAnn ” .. my friend used to “date” her a few years ago.. the only problem was NOBODY he was friends with ever saw her. She claimed she lived in Dallas – from fresno but every time id try to meet up with her she was sketch. ( saying she was by a certain building or whatever but wouldnt be there) she also would text me saying crazzy stuff like her dad died or she had a brain tumor. That stuff got old real quick so i stopped talking to her. I just wanna know if anyone knows who she really is and where she actually lives.. this girl is pretty pathetic though whomever she is or pretended to be.

Why do you even care? She is built like a truck.- nik



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Would You

September 8, 2010 Fresno State, Would You? 6

would you

would you

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl thinks she is the hottest chick at Fresno state, I wouldn’t go as far as that but still hot,  so what do you think.

Answer: NO, I don’t see and wrists, elbows or knees.



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Think She’s Cute

August 9, 2010 Fresno State, Los Angeles 9

She thinks she is SO cute

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Ahlam Ibrahim. She was a former friend of mine in High School, and when she moved onto college (Cal State Fullerton) she got all high and mighty and left behind her true friends for her party friends. She’s almost sad to look at because she think she’s the hottest Iraqi woman that exists. She gets drunk, dresses like a whore and god knows what else. While I give up on ever re-establishing any sort of friendship with her, would you mind telling it like it is?

Your high school must of sucked, she has a power jaw and a puffy face…I won’t mention the knob at the end of her nose.- nik



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Don’t Waste Your Life On This Guy

August 8, 2010 Dirty Army Strong, Fresno State, The Dirty 65

Don't Waste Your Life On This Limp Dick With DRD

Don't Waste Your Life On This Limp Dick With DRD

Don't Waste Your Life On This Limp Dick With DRD

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is NiksGirl your DA strong soldier! ((* I introduced the first Alexis Neiers and Tess Taylor post; your welcome!* )) A few years ago I was being a sloot and met this guy Moises L** online. I was between crayons so I gave him a ride. Turns out he was REALLY terrible in the sack, had E.D. after his first nut, and couldn’t eat a warm hole to save his stupid little fat life!! I then found out his “nephew” was his son, and he had another life to deny on the way!! Like the dreamkiller that I am I cut him off immediately and went on to greener pastures. For good reason I stayed far away until a few months ago when he cyberstalked my old gayspace telling me how I was his best lay and that he was in love with me, and how I was the one that got away..blah ..blah…blah…blah..blah…I didn’t buy that sh*t because Nik Richie is my hero and you taught me better, but I kept him in mind for a rainy day. Last month I ran out of meds, and was feeling really horny. I had been having a dry streak and a boring week, so when he randomly text me I felt a little Ari and just needed a slay. I was super stoned and I let him come over. He anxiously showed up and just like before after the first 15 sloppy pumps he was laid out, and desperately attempted to get his soldier into action. Embarrassed he BEGGED for a chance at eating my warm hole for what felt like the most boring 30 minutes of my life. No lie I stopped him, and told him it just didn’t feel good, and we should just give it a rest!!!! The remainder of the night is a blur since I just tried to smoke the rest of the incident away…….THIS TURNED OUT TO BE THE WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE!! One week later I got my first DRD ever on my perfect lips and gorgeous warm hole!!! I called him, and instead of accusing him I just asked him WTF was up???? This limp dick piece of sh*t hung up on me after denying infecting me he started ignoring my calls. ((I had to ask him the list of his diseases)). I even resorted to gayspace, and this bitch had already blocked me. So Nik PLEASE put this erectile dysfunction, DRD having punk b*tch on blast!! Love you Nik. Karma is an assh*le. I decided. BTW- He lives at his parents house with his kids, and thinks he’s cool because he’s the manager at Big 5 in Tulare, CA!!

I have never seen a chick so DA strong before… thank you for saving the world for future female sex addicts out there.- nik



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Wild Hog In The Slums Of OV

July 27, 2010 Fresno State, Sacramento 42

nasty wildhog with no shirt in the slums of OV

nasty wildhog with no shirt in the slums of OV

nasty wildhog with no shirt in the slums of OV

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here we have Jenny L**, She is large and in charge and ready to eat anything, even little boys dicks that she has been caught sucking at zu club. She sneaks into little kiddy bopper clubs to try and get some ass. She never has a shirt on and tries to fit in with her OLD HIGHSCHOOL POSSY who act the same, and they have all gained more than the freshmen 15…………She thinks she is hot shot, you can find her at the rodeo, the shooting range, barcode, and running around like a wild hog in the slums of fresno where she goes to college, thank god we only have to see her for three months of the year but boy if i have to see her running around shirtless i think i may vomit.

Its nice to see that some douchebag is willing to take something like this home…you could fit a couple shots in that belly button of hers.- nik



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