THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is NiksGirl your DA strong soldier! ((* I introduced the first Alexis Neiers and Tess Taylor post; your welcome!* )) A few years ago I was being a sloot and met this guy Moises L** online. I was between crayons so I gave him a ride. Turns out he was REALLY terrible in the sack, had E.D. after his first nut, and couldn’t eat a warm hole to save his stupid little fat life!! I then found out his “nephew” was his son, and he had another life to deny on the way!! Like the dreamkiller that I am I cut him off immediately and went on to greener pastures. For good reason I stayed far away until a few months ago when he cyberstalked my old gayspace telling me how I was his best lay and that he was in love with me, and how I was the one that got away..blah ..blah…blah…blah..blah…I didn’t buy that sh*t because Nik Richie is my hero and you taught me better, but I kept him in mind for a rainy day. Last month I ran out of meds, and was feeling really horny. I had been having a dry streak and a boring week, so when he randomly text me I felt a little Ari and just needed a slay. I was super stoned and I let him come over. He anxiously showed up and just like before after the first 15 sloppy pumps he was laid out, and desperately attempted to get his soldier into action. Embarrassed he BEGGED for a chance at eating my warm hole for what felt like the most boring 30 minutes of my life. No lie I stopped him, and told him it just didn’t feel good, and we should just give it a rest!!!! The remainder of the night is a blur since I just tried to smoke the rest of the incident away…….THIS TURNED OUT TO BE THE WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE!! One week later I got my first DRD ever on my perfect lips and gorgeous warm hole!!! I called him, and instead of accusing him I just asked him WTF was up???? This limp dick piece of sh*t hung up on me after denying infecting me he started ignoring my calls. ((I had to ask him the list of his diseases)). I even resorted to gayspace, and this bitch had already blocked me. So Nik PLEASE put this erectile dysfunction, DRD having punk b*tch on blast!! Love you Nik. Karma is an assh*le. I decided. BTW- He lives at his parents house with his kids, and thinks he’s cool because he’s the manager at Big 5 in Tulare, CA!!
I have never seen a chick so DA strong before… thank you for saving the world for future female sex addicts out there.- nik