THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here we have Jenny L**, She is large and in charge and ready to eat anything, even little boys dicks that she has been caught sucking at zu club. She sneaks into little kiddy bopper clubs to try and get some ass. She never has a shirt on and tries to fit in with her OLD HIGHSCHOOL POSSY who act the same, and they have all gained more than the freshmen 15…………She thinks she is hot shot, you can find her at the rodeo, the shooting range, barcode, and running around like a wild hog in the slums of fresno where she goes to college, thank god we only have to see her for three months of the year but boy if i have to see her running around shirtless i think i may vomit.

Its nice to see that some douchebag is willing to take something like this home…you could fit a couple shots in that belly button of hers.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik…meet Laura, the mother of the year. She has a 2 year old daughter, and hasn’t worked since her daughter was born. She left her husband…the only source of income…and lives at home with her Mommy, who doesn’t work either. They both mooch off her brother, who is currently in Iraq. And they literally take it for all it’s worth…they have access to his bank account so he pays their rent, cable, power, internet, dinners, insurance…everything! Laura thinks she’s hot sh*t because she had a pretty good body in high school, as you can tell from the first picture. Clearly she lost all motivation and has turned into a fat ass slob who doesn’t know how to do anything but sit on her fat ass and take money from her brother and loser boyfriend!

Photoshop cannot make you look good, you shouldn’t bother trying.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Summer. She is gorgeous and super sweet!  I don’t think bodies come anymore rocking then hers. So Would You?

Answer: No, she has a dream killer face, her eyes slant down at the edges and her cheeks point off too much when she smiles…and the body is not that rockin, just look at those soft manly arms.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here are some of fresno girls at their finest.  What do you think are there any doables out of this bunch?

Answer: No, combining body parts wouldn’t even help.  Hot girls don’t go to college anymore.