Fresno State | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Mother Of The Year Goes To

July 26, 2010 Fresno State 17

Mother Of The Year Award Goes To...

Mother Of The Year Award Goes To...

Mother Of The Year Award Goes To...

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik…meet Laura, the mother of the year. She has a 2 year old daughter, and hasn’t worked since her daughter was born. She left her husband…the only source of income…and lives at home with her Mommy, who doesn’t work either. They both mooch off her brother, who is currently in Iraq. And they literally take it for all it’s worth…they have access to his bank account so he pays their rent, cable, power, internet, dinners, insurance…everything! Laura thinks she’s hot sh*t because she had a pretty good body in high school, as you can tell from the first picture. Clearly she lost all motivation and has turned into a fat ass slob who doesn’t know how to do anything but sit on her fat ass and take money from her brother and loser boyfriend!

Photoshop cannot make you look good, you shouldn’t bother trying.- nik

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Hope I Am SGM In Your Eyes Nik

July 12, 2010 Fresno State, Scissor Gang Mafia, The Dirty 42

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! On June 10, I was wakeboarding and decided to be a little too ‘adventurous.’ I ended up fracturing my sacrum, rupturing 2 discs, fracturing 3 vertabraes, and having extensive nerve damage.  Because of the negligence of the other people on board the boat (they didnt call an ambulance, and they kept moving me), my sacrum ended up BREAKING when one of the guys tried to PICK me up off the boat! This was AFTER I cried and screamed that my back was broken. Anyways, I ended up spending 3 weeks exactly in the hospital (including my birthday).  Your site made my days better and want to thank you for that Nik.  Finally out on July 1, and couldn’t wait to see if you would induct me into the real SGM club. Not trying to play the sympathy card too hard….but I like to think I am pretty legit. So tell me, Nik, can I be so honored as to be blessed a real SGM by you?! Dirty Army Strong and much love, Randi W*hl.

FAKE Scissor Gang Mafia, even though you have black people finger nails.- nik

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What Do You Think

July 6, 2010 Fresno State, Would You? 21

What do you think?

What do you think?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Summer. She is gorgeous and super sweet!  I don’t think bodies come anymore rocking then hers. So Would You?

Answer: No, she has a dream killer face, her eyes slant down at the edges and her cheeks point off too much when she smiles…and the body is not that rockin, just look at those soft manly arms.

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Bikini Lingerie Towel Party

June 28, 2010 Fresno State 14

Bikini Lingerie Towel party

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here are some of fresno girls at their finest.  What do you think are there any doables out of this bunch?

Answer: No, combining body parts wouldn’t even help.  Hot girls don’t go to college anymore.

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Nik, Open My Parent’s Eyes Please

June 23, 2010 Fresno State, Sacramento, The Dirty 49

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, my sister goes to Fresno State and my parents think she is some perfect angel and nothing bad ever happens in college beside people drinking on the weekends.  Can you please explain to my delusional parents and all their friends that college is alot different from the times they went.  Everyone is all about getting DRD’s, getting drunk every night of the week, always attending some party with minimal clothing, experimenting with purple crayons and the list goes on and on.  With my parents being Dirty Army im surprised why my lil sis calls with some st*pid story why she flunked a class or hadnt showed up all semester.  Thank you Nik for everything.

I think all females should take as many pictures of themselves during their first semester of college because they will never get that body back.- nik

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Dumb Freshmen Sloots

May 19, 2010 Fresno State, Would You? 13

Dumb Freshmen Sluts

Dumb Freshmen Sluts

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these four girls think they are the sh*t, they are only little freshmen sluts that have been building a reputation on campus. Would you Nik?

Answer: No, they are dressed like sloots to get attention and its not good attention, their hands sink into their sides.

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October 19, 2009 Fresno State, Would You? 17


THE DIRTY ARMY: These three. WOW. Even though it looks like their about to go to work and grind up on a pole all night they’re actually attending a party. God bless Fresno State. I want all three….at the same time. Would you?

Answer: no. Thunder thighs, spray tan, broad shoulders and just overall scary looking.- nik

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Fresno State Sorority Girls

September 28, 2009 Fresno State, The Dirty 61


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I never see Fresno State on here! These are the girls of Kappa Kappa Gamma. On a scale of 1-10, where do these girls rank?

You can’t really rate Softball players because they are not really chicks.- nik

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