THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl thinks she is the hottest chick at Fresno state, I wouldn’t go as far as that but still hot, so what do you think.
Answer: NO, I don’t see and wrists, elbows or knees.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Ahlam Ibrahim. She was a former friend of mine in High School, and when she moved onto college (Cal State Fullerton) she got all high and mighty and left behind her true friends for her party friends. She’s almost sad to look at because she think she’s the hottest Iraqi woman that exists. She gets drunk, dresses like a whore and god knows what else. While I give up on ever re-establishing any sort of friendship with her, would you mind telling it like it is?
Your high school must of sucked, she has a power jaw and a puffy face…I won’t mention the knob at the end of her nose.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is NiksGirl your DA strong soldier! ((* I introduced the first Alexis Neiers and Tess Taylor post; your welcome!* )) A few years ago I was being a sloot and met this guy Moises L** online. I was between crayons so I gave him a ride. Turns out he was REALLY terrible in the sack, had E.D. after his first nut, and couldn’t eat a warm hole to save his stupid little fat life!! I then found out his “nephew” was his son, and he had another life to deny on the way!! Like the dreamkiller that I am I cut him off immediately and went on to greener pastures. For good reason I stayed far away until a few months ago when he cyberstalked my old gayspace telling me how I was his best lay and that he was in love with me, and how I was the one that got away..blah ..blah…blah…blah..blah…I didn’t buy that sh*t because Nik Richie is my hero and you taught me better, but I kept him in mind for a rainy day. Last month I ran out of meds, and was feeling really horny. I had been having a dry streak and a boring week, so when he randomly text me I felt a little Ari and just needed a slay. I was super stoned and I let him come over. He anxiously showed up and just like before after the first 15 sloppy pumps he was laid out, and desperately attempted to get his soldier into action. Embarrassed he BEGGED for a chance at eating my warm hole for what felt like the most boring 30 minutes of my life. No lie I stopped him, and told him it just didn’t feel good, and we should just give it a rest!!!! The remainder of the night is a blur since I just tried to smoke the rest of the incident away…….THIS TURNED OUT TO BE THE WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE!! One week later I got my first DRD ever on my perfect lips and gorgeous warm hole!!! I called him, and instead of accusing him I just asked him WTF was up???? This limp dick piece of sh*t hung up on me after denying infecting me he started ignoring my calls. ((I had to ask him the list of his diseases)). I even resorted to gayspace, and this bitch had already blocked me. So Nik PLEASE put this erectile dysfunction, DRD having punk b*tch on blast!! Love you Nik. Karma is an assh*le. I decided. BTW- He lives at his parents house with his kids, and thinks he’s cool because he’s the manager at Big 5 in Tulare, CA!!
I have never seen a chick so DA strong before… thank you for saving the world for future female sex addicts out there.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here we have Jenny L**, She is large and in charge and ready to eat anything, even little boys dicks that she has been caught sucking at zu club. She sneaks into little kiddy bopper clubs to try and get some ass. She never has a shirt on and tries to fit in with her OLD HIGHSCHOOL POSSY who act the same, and they have all gained more than the freshmen 15…………She thinks she is hot shot, you can find her at the rodeo, the shooting range, barcode, and running around like a wild hog in the slums of fresno where she goes to college, thank god we only have to see her for three months of the year but boy if i have to see her running around shirtless i think i may vomit.
Its nice to see that some douchebag is willing to take something like this home…you could fit a couple shots in that belly button of hers.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik…meet Laura, the mother of the year. She has a 2 year old daughter, and hasn’t worked since her daughter was born. She left her husband…the only source of income…and lives at home with her Mommy, who doesn’t work either. They both mooch off her brother, who is currently in Iraq. And they literally take it for all it’s worth…they have access to his bank account so he pays their rent, cable, power, internet, dinners, insurance…everything! Laura thinks she’s hot sh*t because she had a pretty good body in high school, as you can tell from the first picture. Clearly she lost all motivation and has turned into a fat ass slob who doesn’t know how to do anything but sit on her fat ass and take money from her brother and loser boyfriend!
Photoshop cannot make you look good, you shouldn’t bother trying.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! On June 10, I was wakeboarding and decided to be a little too ‘adventurous.’ I ended up fracturing my sacrum, rupturing 2 discs, fracturing 3 vertabraes, and having extensive nerve damage. Because of the negligence of the other people on board the boat (they didnt call an ambulance, and they kept moving me), my sacrum ended up BREAKING when one of the guys tried to PICK me up off the boat! This was AFTER I cried and screamed that my back was broken. Anyways, I ended up spending 3 weeks exactly in the hospital (including my birthday). Your site made my days better and want to thank you for that Nik. Finally out on July 1, and couldn’t wait to see if you would induct me into the real SGM club. Not trying to play the sympathy card too hard….but I like to think I am pretty legit. So tell me, Nik, can I be so honored as to be blessed a real SGM by you?! Dirty Army Strong and much love, Randi W*hl.
FAKE Scissor Gang Mafia, even though you have black people finger nails.- nik