THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! On June 10, I was wakeboarding and decided to be a little too ‘adventurous.’ I ended up fracturing my sacrum, rupturing 2 discs, fracturing 3 vertabraes, and having extensive nerve damage. Because of the negligence of the other people on board the boat (they didnt call an ambulance, and they kept moving me), my sacrum ended up BREAKING when one of the guys tried to PICK me up off the boat! This was AFTER I cried and screamed that my back was broken. Anyways, I ended up spending 3 weeks exactly in the hospital (including my birthday). Your site made my days better and want to thank you for that Nik. Finally out on July 1, and couldn’t wait to see if you would induct me into the real SGM club. Not trying to play the sympathy card too hard….but I like to think I am pretty legit. So tell me, Nik, can I be so honored as to be blessed a real SGM by you?! Dirty Army Strong and much love, Randi W*hl.
FAKE Scissor Gang Mafia, even though you have black people finger nails.- nik