What Do You Think

July 6, 2010 Fresno State, Would You? 21 8,932 Views

What do you think?

What do you think?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Summer. She is gorgeous and super sweet!  I don’t think bodies come anymore rocking then hers. So Would You?

Answer: No, she has a dream killer face, her eyes slant down at the edges and her cheeks point off too much when she smiles…and the body is not that rockin, just look at those soft manly arms.



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Bikini Lingerie Towel Party

June 28, 2010 Fresno State 14 7,060 Views

Bikini Lingerie Towel party

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here are some of fresno girls at their finest.  What do you think are there any doables out of this bunch?

Answer: No, combining body parts wouldn’t even help.  Hot girls don’t go to college anymore.



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Nik, Open My Parent’s Eyes Please

June 23, 2010 Fresno State, Sacramento, The Dirty 49 9,116 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, my sister goes to Fresno State and my parents think she is some perfect angel and nothing bad ever happens in college beside people drinking on the weekends.  Can you please explain to my delusional parents and all their friends that college is alot different from the times they went.  Everyone is all about getting DRD’s, getting drunk every night of the week, always attending some party with minimal clothing, experimenting with purple crayons and the list goes on and on.  With my parents being Dirty Army im surprised why my lil sis calls with some st*pid story why she flunked a class or hadnt showed up all semester.  Thank you Nik for everything.

I think all females should take as many pictures of themselves during their first semester of college because they will never get that body back.- nik



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Dumb Freshmen Sloots

May 19, 2010 Fresno State, Would You? 13 8,976 Views

Dumb Freshmen Sluts

Dumb Freshmen Sluts

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these four girls think they are the sh*t, they are only little freshmen sluts that have been building a reputation on campus. Would you Nik?

Answer: No, they are dressed like sloots to get attention and its not good attention, their hands sink into their sides.



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Disguises

October 19, 2009 Fresno State, Would You? 17 8,260 Views

disguises

THE DIRTY ARMY: These three. WOW. Even though it looks like their about to go to work and grind up on a pole all night they’re actually attending a party. God bless Fresno State. I want all three….at the same time. Would you?

Answer: no. Thunder thighs, spray tan, broad shoulders and just overall scary looking.- nik



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Fresno State Sorority Girls

September 28, 2009 Fresno State, The Dirty 44 8,434 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I never see Fresno State on here! These are the girls of Kappa Kappa Gamma. On a scale of 1-10, where do these girls rank?

You can’t really rate Softball players because they are not really chicks.- nik



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Back To School

August 20, 2009 Alabama, Arizona / UofA, ASU, Auburn, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Colorado, Colorado State, East Carolina University, Florida Gators, Fresno State, FSU, George Washington University, Georgetown, Georgia, Gonzaga, Harvard, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, MSU, Navy, NC State, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, South Florida, Southern Illinois University, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, VCU 30 5,185 Views

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!



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Orcs

May 22, 2009 Fresno State 1 7,052 Views

l_2781c736363046fe984f09f7e16b1146-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I was hoping to never see anything like this anywhere near school or in my lifetime…but it happened.  Think the dude is in one of my classes can’t be entirely sure with his transformation into the butchest women on earth.  they both remind me of those orcs or whatever their called from lord of the rings.

Notice how the dress isn’t tight, to conceal “her” Greg.- nik



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