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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!



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Orcs

May 22, 2009 Fresno State 1

l_2781c736363046fe984f09f7e16b1146-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I was hoping to never see anything like this anywhere near school or in my lifetime…but it happened.  Think the dude is in one of my classes can’t be entirely sure with his transformation into the butchest women on earth.  they both remind me of those orcs or whatever their called from lord of the rings.

Notice how the dress isn’t tight, to conceal “her” Greg.- nik



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Bad Tattoo

May 21, 2009 Fresno State 0

l_921a09c56f3432f7880380a993eabb8e-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Becky sent me a pic of her new tattoo. I am just having a hard time figuring out where on her body its located?? This is probably one of the biggest turn-offs ever, might as well of sent me a picture of a fresh terd.

Hopefully that’s her name and not her lesbian lovers.- nik



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Oh Samuel, You Dog You

May 21, 2009 Fresno State 0

samuel-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Is that D Wade…Nope just a f*g who drew on his face because his extreme lack of facial hair.  Nik this guys name is Samuel.  This guy is a major douche, he works out for at least a few hours a day and spends about the same amount of time or more parading around showing off his body.  This guy thinks he is a god, if he can’t find a decent girl he will bring home the sl*ttiest or the fattest chick around who will give it up too anybody and then rub it in everybodies face like it was some big accomplishment..way too go you douche

I hope he didn’t use Sharpie. That is hard to get out.- nik



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Party Girl

May 20, 2009 Fresno State 1

robin-cornelison-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this little tramp is Robin C.  This girl likes to be the sl*ttiest girl at all the parties, as well as the drunkest.  She wears as little clothing as possible and sleeps with as many guys she says are hot as she can.  I guess she figures these are her glory years so why not wh*re it up, people will understand right Nik lol what a h*e.

I think she is about to go into labor. Just sayin’.- nik



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Bowling Is A Passion Of Mine

May 19, 2009 Fresno State 0

og-and-josh-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these gangsters are OG (dude in the white) and Josh (red shirt dude).  Josh is tryin to be a professional bowler lol I didn’t know that could even be a profession.  Anyways back to these gay douchebags… well do I really need to say anything, they are the kings of f*cking fat chicks.

Definitely for the gays, no straight man would ever pick up bowling for a profession.- nik



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Cheer Team, For Shame

May 18, 2009 Fresno State 2

l_f998320408ef76f7e359150d2714ac91-copy1THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this was the cheerleading team for 08/09, I think there was maybe 2 or 3 good looking girls in total.  I was hoping putting these girls on blast would help them get their act together get in better shape and make my next year at Fresno much more enjoyable.

They are all fat shims. I decided.- nik



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Chu Chu Train

May 18, 2009 Fresno State 1

pati-in-the-middle-of-guys-big-surprise-copyTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Pati. Everyone knows she is a huge sl*t which is why there is no surprise that she is in the middle of a bunch of guys.  This is the only girl I have heard of having a train ran on them, I wouldn’t be surprised if these guys ran one on here too.

I hope so because that is the only chance Spock in the yellow shirt has of getting laid.- nik



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