Georgetown | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Why Is No One Attractive In DC

September 25, 2012 Georgetown, Washington DC 59

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is this for real? This is supposed to be hot? I’m sick of foreign “dancers” muppett lookin girls in DC thinking they’re hot as sh*t when they look like THIS.  Anything we can do about it or are we sh*t out of luck?

I heard nose jobs are against the law in DC.- nik

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Dirt Bag Sloot

February 27, 2012 Georgetown, Washington DC 6

Dirt Bag Sloot

Dirt Bag Sloot

Dirt Bag Sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Here you have Amber, aka Adora ( her model name ) Girls like Amber give Washington DC an awful name. She is extremely hood-rat ghetto and prances around the night clubs thinking she is tough shit, not to mention the infamous model photo’s she posts on facebook. Between the ghetto-runways and sucking promoters dicks, I don’t know how this chick finds time to have a real job? or run her mouth for that matter. Nik, please put this girl in her place. Would YOU!?

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I Can’t Stand How These Talk Show Hosts Treat You

January 5, 2012 Georgetown, The Dirty 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! BIG fan! I’ve been a steady follower of your site for quite some time now and I love it. As I write this I’m watching you on Anderson getting ripped apart by people in the audience. People need to stop being so close minded about you and your site. I think what you do is amazing. You out those doing wrong to themselves, their families, their friends and/or communities. How dare people sit there on Anderson on their high horses and look down their noses upon you. They have no idea of all the good you’ve done and people you’ve helped. They’re no better judging you off what they’ve heard than what they perceive you to be. They are such hypocritical people that need to visit your site before passing judgment. One post comes to mind when I think about the good you’ve done… if you recall that disgusting man that tied his poor child up and then posted it on Facebook for all the world to see. YOU posted it, outed him and now he’s been arrested and charged. I didn’t see one news site or any other site post this scum! You did and that’s one less horrible person out there walking the streets. People just love to point the finger at someone else for what they’ve done wrong and mistakes they’ve made. You just seem to be the scapegoat for people’s wrong doings. Here’s a thought, don’t be trashy and do trashy things, and hey! You won’t be posted on It’s pretty simple. People need to stop crying over being posted and blaming you for what they have done. They need to suck it up and hold themselves accountable for their own actions. If you’ve been posted for something, obviously there’s a reason for it. Take a look at yourself and think about how you can better yourself from it, rather than playing the victim and pointing fingers at others. Sorry to ramble on here but it just makes me mad when people can’t open their eyes and see that you’re actually helping people, and when you say you are, they laugh and are condescending. Keep it up Nik! Let the haters hate! So long as you and your fans know in their hearts that what you’re doing is right, that’s all that matters! xoxo All the best for 2012.

Click here to buy that amazing T-shirt.- nik

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Marine Pedophile

August 2, 2011 Dirty Predator, Georgetown 3

Marine Pedofile.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my little sister was 12 when she was asked out by 19 year old, Dan Shook. He went on to take her virginity and do alot more to her. Thanks to him my little sister is screwed up. Hes obviously committed a crime for rape. He then went on to date another girl and got engaged to her and then eventually made her []. Hes now serving in the US marines. If he got in who else can be protecting our country? Oh did i also mention he is a Juggalo? How more ironic could it get.

Trying to serve…unstable people get cut.- nik

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Your Brunette Can Be Found At Georgetown University

May 17, 2011 Georgetown, The Dirty, Washington DC 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I definitely found your brunette.  She goes to Georgetown so she has the brains to match the looks.  She is absolutely stunning in my opinion. What do you think?  I know you will have a hard time admitting that you totally would Nik.

I dig her. She gives hope to natural brunettes in America. I want to know more.- nik

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Anonymous 1

April 28, 2011 Denver, Georgetown 2

anonymous 1 =D

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this one here… Is a good egg gone bad. She’s nasty and disgusting, not only physically, but emotionally too. She’s a drug head, shoves wierd things in her vagina, from what I hear. Like cell phones and tooth brushes. She’s a down right bitch, and she’s dating a crippled man. I personally think it’s so he won’t run away. She bitches about EVERYTHING!!! Nothing is right in her life. And Forget about talking about yours! Your life isn’t important enough. It’s all about her her her. Go figure. She’s just like her mom! They’re both crazy, and psycho. I don’t know her her boyfriend does it. She’s trying to get pregnant, if my sources tell me right. But she’ll probably just pop another morning after pill.
It seems to me like her friends aren’t truely her friends at all. They use her house as a place to party when all else fails. Doesn’t seem like a bad idea to me! Maybe I’ll start joining them! From the bottom of my heart! Hope you read this, Jessica Manul!

That smiles why she works at Jack in the crack.- nik

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Are Chardonnay’s +2′s Real Or Fake

April 27, 2011 Georgetown, Toronto 20

Are Chardonnay's +2's Real or Fake?

Are Chardonnay's +2's Real or Fake?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, So This is chardonnay your typicall local stripper. She claims her boobs are real but everyone knows that Nick from the house of lancaster paid for her boob job in 2008. Everyone knows her boobs are fake but she keeps ranting on as if they are real and that she was blessed with big breasts. Here are 2 photos of her in the first year she had them done, and 2 current ones. Nik, whats the verdict here?

They’re fake, the tattoos and fat disguise them a bit.  Her left one is pointing way down and to the left.- nik

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Lindsay H

March 10, 2011 Georgetown 0

Lindsay Hamilton

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Linsday Hamilton. She is a dirty slut she has done people all over the place. She was once married when she was 18 but she cheated on him with many different people. She was pregnant with some other dude’s baby while she was married to him. She is nothing but an ugly a** sloot that doesn’t even know how ugly she is. The only reason guys f**ck her is because she gives it out easily. They even have to have the lights off for a guy to do her.

Gunna be tough for this one to find a father for her child.  Here’s a tip, sleeping with 3 or less guys at once may greatly improve your chances.- nik

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