Georgetown | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

The Creepiest Photographer Ever

February 16, 2011 Dirty Predator, Georgetown, Pittsburgh 46

The Creepiest Photographer Ever

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This Is Sean Mothafukn WEIRDOOOOOOO Alderman, The pictures should tell the tale of this one, but lets get into alil bit more detail shalllll we? This guy travels to every rave in pittsburgh and surrounding cities for good old fashion “predator pictures” of girls in little skimpy outfits that are just trying to have a good time and not get stalked by some 35 year- old creepy, bald guy with a camera, sure we all love his pictures from the parties. but honestly he seems like he uses his camera for more than what meets the eye, he takes your picture, then when you turn around to get back to whatever your doing he quickly gets a good up skirt shot real fast, i’ve seen him do it almost every party i go to…. he must be doing this for some good ol’ wack-off material later on in his basement where he keeps girls tied up in his “darkroom developing area” If you are slutty enough he will offer to take alot of pictures of you modeling some skanky outfit in a hotel room in exchange for some pleasure… or he will just stand there at the party and take a million pics of you till he is “satisfied” This guy is for sure a serial killer or a sex offender, i def. see him being On the next (Criminal Minds TV SHOW) being interrogated by Agent Hoschner for having Kiddy porn on his computer and pictures of girls all over his basement walls that he waxes his dolphin to daily, i mean come onnn the guys from Arlington, Virginia & He also takes a bit too much interest in underage girls hula hooping… For sure if you have seen this guy ONE time in your life and have never seen him before you would feel the same way… If i’m crazy tell me… but im so sick of this motherfu**** being a CREEEEEEEEP.

You definitely should not let this guy take pictures of you, who knows what he does with them.  I’m guessing manikins.- nik

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Jessica Lee

November 2, 2010 Georgetown, Washington DC, Would You? 13

Jessica Lee

Jessica Lee

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the Asian one. She’s in one of my classes – flirty and would sleep with someone pretty easily. Quite the slut, I’d do her – would you?

I like that guys hand placement in the first place, not a place I would ever try and get close to though.- nik

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CEO Douche Bags

October 26, 2010 Georgetown, The Dirty, Washington DC 99

DC douchebag CEOS

DC douchebag CEOS

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik:  Meet two of DC’s biggest multi-millionaire douchebags. They’re both CEOs of big companies, but when the sun goes down, they can be found trolling for chicks on local college campuses. They think they are rockstars because they have money and because the drunkest golddiggers in DC are all over them, but in reality they’re just 50-year-old has-beens. They hang out with another f*g you’ve featured before (see photo 2). I’ve even seen them partying with underaged — high school — h*es. Here they are in the booth with DJ David Guetta on the F*ck Me I’m Famous Tour. How gay is that?

Money buys happiness and old Cougar faces.- nik

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Third Edition Goons

June 9, 2010 Georgetown, Washington DC 1

Third Edition Goons

Third Edition Goons

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Third Edition is a pretty popular bar in Georgetown, but i must say they have some of the biggest tools working there. The manager, Jon, the fat Justin Beiber is just an overall douchebag. His friend, a bartender at Thirds, Ricky we call Ricky little dicky. Let me tell you, his penis was so short and thin, a waste of minutes of my life. They both think they’re hot sh*t just like any other richboy because they are bartenders but girls just bang them so they don’t have to pay for the overpriced drinks.

I doubt very many girls go there, especially with big cheeked forgy’s like this.- nik

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Pawley’s Island Psychotic Coug

May 5, 2010 Georgetown, Sacramento 0

Pawley's Island Psychotic W***e

Pawley's Island Psychotic W***e

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Meet Angie W. the little skeeze with dark hair and a huge nose. She is a MI import to S.C. I guess no one in Michigan liked her either so she had to move.HA! She is a 30 something “nurse” and has an obsession with her ex’s and their new girlfriends, and any girl her so called fiance’ EVER dated! She thinks she is really cute but she is not even 5 feet tall and built like a boy!!!! Please tell me what you think!

This is why you train horses and keep them in their stable.- nik

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Beware She Is A Man

January 22, 2010 Georgetown, Washington DC 151

beware she is a MAN!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here is the DIIIIRRRTY:  Chick is really a man, her daddy paid for the surgery and the meds, and has noooo chest!! Nooooo ASSS…looks like a man, has the adams apple 2!!!!!!  Her men keep running away, and leave her to cry, and get more surgery done!!!  Poor thang! Guys beware!!!! You never know what cha really with…especially since she chases anything and everything with a P! She wants a man to love her but they just keep runnin!!

Its the hair, nobody wants to deal with that mess..or of course the greg they find down below.- nik

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Back To School

August 20, 2009 Alabama, Arizona / UofA, ASU, Auburn, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Colorado, Colorado State, East Carolina University, Florida Gators, Fresno State, FSU, George Washington University, Georgetown, Georgia, Gonzaga, Harvard, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, MSU, Navy, NC State, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, South Florida, Southern Illinois University, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, VCU 30

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

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If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!

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August 17, 2009 Atlanta, Georgetown, Georgia 33

nasty as f*ck

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch thinks she is hot, please explain to her why she is not. 

I didn’t know chipmunks were into tanning.- nik

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